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It probably happens to bischoff often.

 

*Eating Breakfast at Home*

 

*Phone Rings*

 

"YOU SONNOFABITCH!  YOU NEVER GAVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE IN WCW!"

 

Bisch: Who is this?

 

"Chris"

 

Bisch: Which one?

 

"Oh fucking hell you can't even recognize my voice you ignorant jackass!"

 

Bisch: Oh, hey Jericho

 

Jericho: Hey.

 

*click*

 

*Phone rings again*

 

Bisch: Hello?

 

"I hate you, you fucking coward.  You make me sick."

 

Bisch: Who is this?

 

"Chris"

 

Bisch: Listen Jericho, you already got your weekly call in so -

 

"No Eric, it's me, Chris Benoit."

 

Bisch: Oh hey Chris how's it going?

 

Benoit: Not bad, you?

 

Bisch: Just havin a coffee and toast, readin the paper.

 

Benoit: That's great, I hope you choke on the toast and get paper cuts all over your hands you selfish sonnofabitch.

 

*click*

 

*Phone rings*

 

Bisch: Hello?

 

"Hey Asshole, remember that time you told me I would never make something out of myself?"

 

Bisch: Who is this?

 

"Steve"

 

Bisch: Which one?

 

AAAAAAAnd scene.

Golden.

 

"See how I stretched it into a 'BEEEEEEE-AAAAATCH'?"

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"JERICHO MURDERS BISCHOFF AFTER BACKSTAGE ALTERCATION"

 

"We hear at 1Wrestlingcom would like to appologize for running this story. Our backstage source was misquoted. Chris Jericho only mumbled "Bischoff" backstage."

 

Yeah, like they'd appologize.

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