Guest Space_Cowboy Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Maybe the WWE could say that during Jones' time in prison he developed psychic powers, so he can beat people just with his mind. He can't hurt anyone doing that. Or if he has to use an actual move as a finisher, he could always use the epitome of excitement, the Bearhug. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 17, 2003 He could use the Piper finger poke in the eye. Don't you think the wrestlers value their eyesight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bravesfan Report post Posted March 17, 2003 How did Jones get this far without any formal training? Why have 2 PROMOTIONS (WWA & WWE) drooled over this guy, when he's so horribly green? Even the worst hoss either promotion has on their roster, is not 1/100th as bad as this goof is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Nathan Jones should use the Garvin Stomp! Then finish it with an Aussie Elbow Drop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zero_Cool Report post Posted March 17, 2003 Give him the Iron Claw. Old school, baby! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted March 18, 2003 Cant go wrong with the Heart Punch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted March 18, 2003 Back rake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted March 18, 2003 Cant go wrong with the Heart Punch He'd separate a shoulder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted March 18, 2003 Back rake. Infection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted March 18, 2003 I think that Jones' finisher is that gutwrench slam that he was supposedly using. Yet, I think he'd do go with the Earthquake (it's called that in Smackdown Shut Your Mouth, don't know the proper name). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zero_Cool Report post Posted March 18, 2003 I take back my earlier idea of Jones using the Iron Claw, as he could pull a Lenny from Of Mice And Men and wind up killing his opponent. I vote for the Jedi Mindtrick myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JDMattitudeV1 Report post Posted March 18, 2003 My brother saw him work a WWA show and apparently the finish he uses is a very shitty chokeslam, the standard hoss finish. But I can see why they made him stop using that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted March 18, 2003 He could always use the head BUTT or maybe a chin lock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted March 18, 2003 Leg Drop. OH SHIT OH SHIT, he's You Know Who reborn! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2003 His actual finisher is an Alabama Slam, which he dubs "The Thunder from Down Under". He's also used a shitty Chokeslam, as someone else pointed out. *sigh* This is what happens when you have a cold on two seprate occations, and there's a WWA ppv on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ShooterJay Report post Posted March 18, 2003 He could always use the head BUTT or maybe a chin lock. My brother and I always joke that a chinlock would be a credible finisher- if the guy applying the hold was popping wood. An erect penis in the ear- THAT would make you tap and quick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kid Kablam Report post Posted March 18, 2003 Why the hell did they hire this goof? I guess I'm not the only person who laughs at Nathan Jones losing in Pride.. Say it with me everyone "Cause he's a HOSS~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted March 18, 2003 Sign me up for a 'Crikey!' T shirt please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evilhomer Report post Posted March 18, 2003 His finisher at the SD taping dark match was a gutwrench slam of some sort. It looks pretty hard to fuck up...but I'm sure he can do it. C'mon Nate, you can do it. I have faith in you. Yes, I know it's very simple, pick him up and drop him, but c'mon kid, you can still fuck this one up too. I'm just picturing the hiring process checklist Size - check Look - check Story - check Ability - uhh right Ah well, 3 out of 4 ain't bad, sign him up, give him a monster push. The fans love a hoss no matter what he does in the ring. Right Show, oh yeah. Right Albert, oh yeah. Right Henry, oh... yeah. Right Gonzales, oh... yeah. Right.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted March 19, 2003 I think I know of a finisher he can't screw up... Anyone here play the WCW Nitro video game? It was out on Playstation, PC, and N64 I think. He can use the devasting...BIG BACK HITS!! He'll put his opponent's head between his legs and use repeated elbow shots on the back until his opponent falls face down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted March 19, 2003 His finisher should be the countout victory. Jones wins, his opponent doesn't risk death, and valuable air time can be squandered elsewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted March 19, 2003 His finisher should be the countout victory. Jones wins, his opponent doesn't risk death, and valuable air time can be squandered elsewhere. You do realize how slow those ring out counts are don't you? It takes about an entire minute just to count to ten. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted March 19, 2003 Leave my boy alone you goddamn vultures. It's alright Jonesey, your country's behind you. Mainly because we don't get Smackdown! anymore so we can't actually see it when you fuck up, but nonetheless, fly that flag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
