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Guest My Eyebrow is on fire

man i remember when i was like 13 years old - going to my grandma's house on friday nights so my mom could fornicate in peace for the weekends - and grandma would treat us to pizza.

 

I ALWAYS WANTED LITTLE CAESAR'S BECAUSE IT WAS SO GOD DAMNED GOOD!!!

 

I mean, it wasn't even a contest. For like 8 cents, you could get 2 pizzas, a 2-liter of corn syrup, and garlic bread or whatever...the pizza was so fucking good it was ABSURD. I would watch the flyers or whatever sports were on friday nights, have the best pizza on earth - it would always be fun to stay at grandma's. I didn't even give a fuck about having a social life because THE PIZZA WAS SO FUCKING GOOD. IF I HAD ANY SENSE, ANY INTELLIGENCE AT ALL I WOULD I HAVE TAKEN A GUN AND BLOWN MYSELF AWAY!! THAT IS HOW GOOD THE PIZZA WAS...I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING KILLED MYSELF AND BURNED IN HELL FOREVER....SHOTGUN BUCKSHUT THROUGH MY WORTHLESS SKULL AND ERASED MY LIFE FOREVER IN A BLOODBATH...MURDERING MYSELF IN SHEER JOY AT THAT PIZZA.

 

It was on the TV, like every commercial break has Pizza Pizza commercials...there were like 3 Little Caesar's locations in a locality - and the resturants were PACKED...business was booming. Now it appears as if they went out of business, or only sell some fraud BASTARD pizza at kmart.

 

Whatever happened to little caesar's? Anyone have the scoop?

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Guest McLeary

I have a Little Caesar's pepperoni deep dish and an order of Crazy Bread sitting in my lower intestine right now. Little Caesar's is based here in Michigan though, what with Illitch owning the Wings and the Tigers and all, so they haven't gone anywhere.

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Guest KingOfOldSchool

No clue.

 

I live in Colorado, and I remember some years back there was this story in the business section of the paper about how Little Caesar's was going to close down to remodel some locations, and permanently shut the doors of others. Something like a half year later, I was craving LC's, but I come to find out that there aren't even any around. And to this day, I don't think any re-opened (in Denver, at least).

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Guest El Satanico

I never really cared for Little Caesers. It had the same standing to me as Dominoes. Good if you had people over and wanted alot of pizzas and didn't have much cash. Other than that I'd never go there.

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Guest starvenger
No clue.

 

I live in Colorado, and I remember some years back there was this story in the business section of the paper about how Little Caesar's was going to close down to remodel some locations, and permanently shut the doors of others. Something like a half year later, I was craving LC's, but I come to find out that there aren't even any around. And to this day, I don't think any re-opened (in Denver, at least).

The Illitch's own the Detroit Red Wings and Little Caesars, and now have none in Denver, home of the Colorado Avalanche. Coincidence?

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Guest Youth N Asia

I like Dominos and Hungy Howies better. But I have a Caesars within walking distance here, so I've had quite a bit.

 

They do so many Red Wing promotions in the Michigan stores. I gots me a Darren McCarty bobblehead :)

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Guest T®ITEC

There's one here, and we're a pretty ghey town.

 

I feel bad for their employees, as they're frequently seen out on the street holding advertisment signs.

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Guest My Eyebrow is on fire
I never really cared for Little Caesers.

 

I am now forced to invade your home.

 

I live in Colorado, and I remember some years back there was this story in the business section of the paper about how Little Caesar's was going to close down to remodel some locations, and permanently shut the doors of others. Something like a half year later, I was craving LC's, but I come to find out that there aren't even any around.

 

It's very hard to believe. Little Caesar's was on every single NHL hockey game advertised around here, I used to go to the place to pick up the pizza and it would be a line TOTALLY OUT OF THE STORE - everyone ate there, that was 1992-93...

 

business was absolutely booming - as a matter of fact when us kids used to play hockey after school sometimes we'd have ENTIRE conversations based around how little caesar's was the best pizza you could eat. The president of little caesar's must have pissed all his money away on mute thai prostitute minors and then had to use his cash to pay off the families - because I don't know how he could have blown all that cash - he had a GREAT thing going.

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Guest Choken One

I had one right across the street a few years ago....There is one about 50 minutes from...But I really can't work myself to drive 50 miles for Fucking Piazza...

 

BTW-Anyone remember Godfathers Piazza...

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Guest Choken One

I had one right across the street a few years ago....There is one about 50 minutes from...But I really can't work myself to drive 50 miles for Fucking Piazza...

 

BTW-Anyone remember Godfathers Piazza...

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Guest MaxPower27

None here in FLA. I could get a $4.99 large pizza from Buck's pizza, but I'd probably swallow a hypodermic needle or something.

 

I like Dominos.

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Guest razazteca

The local Lil Ceasar's in my town went out of business about 4 years ago due to health violations...........roaches running around or something.

 

The square pizza was my favorite, hell I would get it by slice which would amount 2 square slices for $2.50 with a 32 oz soda!

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Guest swan

That shitty ass pizza place is still around here. Hell I ate at one last fall at the airport in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Just about every K-Mart snack shop has it too. It ain't as good as you remember, trust me.

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Guest My Eyebrow is on fire
That shitty ass pizza place is still around here. Hell I ate at one last fall at the airport in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Just about every K-Mart snack shop has it too. It ain't as good as you remember, trust me.

Did they change the recipe or something?

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Guest swan
Did they change the recipe or something?

I never found it good. Most chain pizza sucks except Rocky Rococo's and Godfather's.

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Guest starvenger
Just about every K-Mart snack shop has it too. It ain't as good as you remember, trust me.

I don't think K-Mart is doing them any favours right now...

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Guest crandamaniac
We have a Godfathers stationed out of a HESS gas station here in SC.

Where at in SC?

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Guest SP-1

Goose Creek. It may be part of the Hess chain now. I know they also have Church's Chicken built into a local Hess station.

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

Between K-Mart and Goldberg (and the WCW commercials..), I think Little Ceasars' is pretty much nothing now..

 

2 med pizzas, 8 toppings..$8.88

 

Pizza! Pizza!

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Guest Slingshot Suplex

Maybe the Illitch's have downsized. Last I knew they were still big in metro Detroit and I've seen a couple down here.

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Guest RenegadeX28

Man, that place sold me the worst pizza EVER!

 

 

Ok, about 6-7 years ago, we got a Little Caesar's around here. I decided to order a large pizza...

 

 

.......WORST CRAP EVER! They burnt it to a crisp! Everytime I got a pizza, BURNT to crisp! A month of two later, it went out of business......

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Guest My Eyebrow is on fire
Man, that place sold me the worst pizza EVER!

......

FUCK YOU BITCH I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!

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Guest El Satanico

oook...

 

calm down...It's just a crappy chain pizza place. At least be angry over a place with good pizza.

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

Eh, if anything the pizza was more inconsistant in quality than anything. It could be bad one time and really good the next..

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Guest Dmann2000

You all should know Donato's and their traditional style crust rules all!

 

Plus we still have a single Little Ceaser's, 5 bucks for a single topping large.

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