Non-spoiler Smackdown match listing

[Guest AndrewTS]

I braved the spoilers thread to bring you this preview of things to come this Thursday on SD...

 

Charlie Haas vs. Rhyno

 

Rikishi, Eddie & Chavo Guerrero vs. Chuck Palumbo, Johnny Stamboli & Nunzio

 

Rey Mysterio vs. Jamie Noble

 

Undertaker vs. Bill DeMott

 

Shannon Moore vs. Brian Kendrick

 

Chris Benoit vs. Shelton Benjamin

 

Main Event Contract Signing: Vince and Hogan. Yawn.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Undertaker vs. Bill DeMott

 

I'M THERE!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Undertaker vs. Bill DeMott

 

I'M THERE!

Will won't get to see his beloved DeMott jobber squash--unless he's working Velocity too--I guess.

 

Was this the whole point to feeding all those cruisers and jobbers to Bill in the first place?

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Shannon Moore vs. Brian Kendrick

This... Might actually be exciting.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Charlie Haas vs. Rhyno: I'm not a big fan of the whole having both guys on each team do singles matches before a ppv...they do it every single time. I'm still not sold on Haas, should be alright.

 

Rikishi, Eddie & Chavo Guerrero vs. Chuck Palumbo, Johnny Stamboli & Nunzio: Still hate Rikishi, I won't watch.

 

Rey Mysterio vs. Jamie Noble: No complaints, but we know who's jobbing.

 

Undertaker vs. Bill DeMott: ...I just don't have anything to say.

 

Shannon Moore vs. Brian Kendrick: Anyone else think Brian is going to be in Rey's corner at the ppv only to turn and be an MFer? Anyway, should be a very good match.

 

Chris Benoit vs. Shelton Benjamin: I think I've seen this match enough. Should be alright though.

 

Main Event Contract Signing: Vince and Hogan: God, why bother.

 

Least there aren't any Alber matches to sit through.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

Was this the whole point to feeding all those cruisers and jobbers to Bill in the first place?

It wouldn't be the first time someone's been built up only to end up jobbing to Taker in the end.

[Guest j.o.b. squad]

the rey noble and the moore spanky matches are the only thing i am watching for.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

the rey noble and the moore spanky matches are the only thing i am watching for.

Cruisers, Benoit, and the Guerreros are all that keep me watching now (with Kurt being out and all)

 

Holy shit, dude...where did you get your avitar?

[Guest j.o.b. squad]

yna i saw someone with it as their avatar on a difrent board so i jakked it

[Guest chirs3]

Charlie Haas vs. Rhyno - ... sure, ok.

 

Rikishi, Eddie & Chavo Guerrero vs. Chuck Palumbo, Johnny Stamboli & Nunzio - Blargh! Eddie and Chavo are both in my Stablewars Stable, and I get the feeling they're gonna lose here... Should be somewhat ok...

 

Rey Mysterio vs. Jamie Noble - w00t.

 

Undertaker vs. Bill DeMott - Don't care.

 

Shannon Moore vs. Brian Kendrick - Sigh. I think Kendrick's gonna get his first win over, of course, someone in my Stablewars stable. I'm in 7th freaking place, and all my guys start crapping out on me! Should be a good-ish match.

 

Chris Benoit vs. Shelton Benjamin - See Rhyno/Haas.

 

Main Event Contract Signing: Vince and Hogan. Yawn. - *sets his VCR to stop recording at 8:40*

[Guest AndrewTS]

Rikishi, Eddie & Chavo Guerrero vs. Chuck Palumbo, Johnny Stamboli & Nunzio - Blargh! Eddie and Chavo are both in my Stablewars Stable, and I get the feeling they're gonna lose here... Should be somewhat ok...

I actually paid no attention to who won--but doesn't having Rikishi on their side help the Guerreros' odds?