YOUR Random Wrestler Stats of...the last few hours

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Boredom strikes again.

 

Here are Rob Van Dam's singels matches breakdown for the past year.

 

March 18 Raw vs. Christian for IC Title, wins due to interference by DDP

 

March 24 Heat vs. Mr. Perfect for IC Title, wins clean

 

March 25 Raw vs. Kurt Angle for IC Title, no contest due to ref bump and Edge interference

 

March 28 Smackdown vs. Test for IC Title, wins due to Test getting in an argument with Earl Hebner and he does a fast count

 

April 1 Raw vs. Booker T for IC Title, wins clean

 

April 8 Raw vs. The Undertaker (non-title), loses due to interference by Eddie Guerrero

 

April 21 Backlash PPV vs. Eddie Guerrero for IC Title, loses by use of title belt

 

April 22 Raw vs. Mr. Perfect, wins clean

 

April 29 Raw vs. Booker T, wins due to Goldust accidently hitting Booker

 

May 5 Heat vs. Justin Credible, wins clean

 

May 12 Heat vs. Goldust, wins clean

 

May 19 Judgment Day PPV vs. Eddie Guerrero for IC Title, loses clean

 

May 20 Raw vs. The Undertaker for the Undisputed WWF Title, loses due to Ric Flair restarting the match after RVD pinned Taker but Taker's foot was on the ropes

 

May 27 Raw vs. Eddie Guerrero in a Ladder Match for the IC Title, wins clean

 

June 10 Raw vs. Eddie Guerrero (non-title) KOTR Qualifier, wins clean

 

June 17 Raw vs. X-Pac (non-title) KOTR Qaulifier, wins due to interference by Booker T

 

June 23 King of the Ring PPV vs. Chris Jericho (non-title) KOTR Semi-Finals, wins clean

vs. Brock Lesnar (non-title) KOTR Finals, loses clean

 

June 24 Raw vs. Brock Lesnar for IC Title, wins by DQ due to Paul Heyman interference

 

July 1 Raw vs. William Regal (non-title), wins clean

 

July 21 Vengeance PPV vs. Brock Lesnar for IC Title, wins by DQ due to Paul Heyman interference

 

July 22 Raw vs. Jeff Hardy in an IC Title and European Title Unification Ladder Match, wins clean

 

July 29 Raw vs. Chris Benoit for IC Title, loses clean

 

August 5 Raw vs. Chris Jericho, wins due to interference by Ric Flair

 

August 12 Raw vs. Jeff Hardy, wins due to interference by Matt Hardy

 

August 19 Raw vs. The Big Show, no contest due to their "3 minutes" running up and the eventual Jamal & Rosey run-in

 

August 25 SummerSlam PPV vs. Chris Benoit for IC Title, wins clean

 

August 26 Raw vs. Tommy Dreamer in a Hardcore rules match to unify the IC & Hardcore titles, wins clean

 

September 9 Raw vs. Chris Jericho, Jeff Hardy, & The Big Show in a 4-Way Elimination Match for the #1 Contendership, wins due to Jericho running into an exposed turnbuckle for final elimination

 

September 16 Raw vs. Chris Jericho for IC Title, loses due to interference by HHH

 

September 22 Unforgiven PPV vs. HHH for the World Heavyweight Title, loses due to interference by Ric Flair

 

October 14 Raw vs. HHH for the World Heavyweight Title in a Canadian Lumberjack Match, loses due to interference by Ric Flair

 

October 20 No Mercy PPV vs. Ric Flair, wins clean

 

November 4 Raw vs. Christian, wins clean

 

November 17 Survivor Series PPV vs. HHH, Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, Kane, & Booker T in the Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Title, loses clean, eliminated by Booker

 

November 18 Raw vs. Chris Jericho & Booker T in a No-DQ Match for the #1 Contendership, wins due to interference by Scott Steiner

 

November 25 Raw vs. Shawn Michaels for the World Heavyweight Title, wins by DQ due to interference by HHH

 

December 2 Raw vs. HHH (Shawn Michaels Special Guest Referee, loses due to use of chair

 

December 9 Raw vs. Batista, loses by DQ due to Kane interference

 

January 13 Raw vs. Chris Jericho, Batista, & Kane in a Over the Top Challenge, loses clean, eliminated by Jericho...not sure to include this since it was basically a mini battle royale but what the hell

 

January 20 Raw vs. Jeff Hardy, wins clean

 

February 3 Raw vs. Kane, no contest due to Jeff Hardy interference

 

February 17 Raw vs. Lance Storm, wins clean

 

March 2 Heat vs. Steven Richards, wins clean

 

For the year RVD is 28-13-3. In matches with a clean finish he is 17-5. In matches with a dusty finish he is 11-8-3.

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Here's a fun one...Justin Credible's singles matches breakdown for the year:

 

April 28 Heat vs. Tommy Dreamer, loses clean

 

May 5 Heat vs. Rob Van Dam, loses clean

 

May 26 Heat vs. D-Lo Brown, loses clean

 

June 2 Heat vs. Matt Hardy, loses clean

 

June 30 Heat vs. Sean O'Haire, loses clean

 

July 28 Heat vs. Goldust, loses clean

 

August 4 Heat vs. Shelton Benjamin, loses clean

 

August 11 Heat vs. Sean O'Haire, loses clean

 

August 18 Heat vs. D-Lo Brown, loses clean

 

September 1 Heat vs. Bradshaw, loses clean

 

September 15 Heat vs. Shelton Benjamin, loses clean

 

September 22 Heat vs. Johnny Stamboli, loses clean

 

October 6 Heat vs. Spike Dudley, loses clean

 

October 13 Heat vs. Mark Jindrak, loses clean

 

November 3 Heat vs. Mark Jindrak, loses clean

 

November 4 Raw vs. Dave Batista, loses clean

 

November 24 Heat vs. The Hurricane, loses clean

 

December 1 Heat vs. Tommy Dreamer, loses clean

 

December 8 Heat vs. Test, loses clean

 

For the year Justin Credible was 0-19, all clean. Ouch.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Ouch. Earlier, I joked that Funaki's record was pretty bad. I didn't think that there was a worse record out there. I was proved wrong.

[Guest ViciousFish]

No wonder Credible didn't bitch so much when they fired him. Poor guy got the WWE death sentence, working with X-Pac and Albert.

[Guest AndrewTS]

No wonder Credible didn't bitch so much when they fired him. Poor guy got the WWE death sentence, working with X-Pac and Albert.

Yeah--as part of X-Factor. Which was like D-X without all the heat, cool production values, funny skits, and heterosexuality.

[Guest ViciousFish]

They weren't THAT gay. I mean they only had pink lights and 2 skinny bitch looking guys and a big hairy guy. Was Albert wearing the latexy leather shit then too?

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Well staying on the theme after Credible...here's Shawn Stasiak.

 

April 7 Heat vs. Tommy Dreamer, wins clean

 

April 14 Heat vs. Goldust, loses clean

 

April 15 Raw vs. The Big Show, loses clean

 

April 22 Raw vs. William Regal, loses due to use of brass knuckles

 

April 29 Raw vs. Brock Lesnar, loses clean

 

May 6 Raw vs. Brock Lesnar, loses clean

 

May 13 Raw vs. Eddie Guerrero, loses clean

 

May 26 Heat vs. Spike Dudley, loses clean

 

June 2 Heat vs. Raven, loses clean

 

June 9 Heat vs. Crash, loses clean

 

June 16 Heat vs. Tommy Dreamer, loses clean

 

July 7 Heat vs. Johnny Stamboli, loses clean

 

July 14 Heat vs. Sean O'Haire, loses clean

 

July 22 Raw vs. D-Lo Brown, no contest as Island Boyz debut the "3 minute" gimmick

 

August 11 Heat vs. Shelton Benjamin, loses clean

 

August 18 Heat vs. Bradshaw, loses clean

 

September 8 Heat vs. Shelton Benjamin, loses clean

 

September 15 Heat vs. D-Lo Brown, loses clean

 

September 29 Heat vs. D-Lo Brown, loses clean

 

For the year Stasiak was 1-17-1, 1-16 in matches with a clean finish, 0-1-1 in matches with a dusty finish. At least he won a match and I think Tommy Dreamer deserves a push just for being the only guy willing to job to Stasiak.

[Guest snuffbox]

RVD - 0-4 vs HHH...just thought Id restate the obvious.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I liked Justin...they wouldn't even give him a chance to talk and try and get himself over.

[Guest CanadianChick]

RVD - 0-4 vs HHH...just thought Id restate the obvious.

Not that it really matters I guess, but just to be fair, only 1 was a clean, the Elimination Chamber.

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Moving along...here is Test's singles matches breakdown for the year.

 

March 21 Smackdown vs. Tajiri, wins clean

 

March 28 Smackdown vs. Rob Van Dam for IC title, loses due to arguing with Earl Hebner and then gets a fast count

 

March 30 Metal vs. Spike Dudley, wins clean

 

April 18 Smackdown vs. Faarooq, loses clean

 

May 9 Smackdown vs. Mark Henry, wins clean

 

May 23 Smackdown vs. Randy Orton, wins clean

 

May 30 Smackdown vs. HHH, wins due to interference by Undertaker

 

June 8 Velocity vs. Randy Orton, wins clean

 

June 13 Smackdown vs. The Hurricane in a KOTR Qualifier, wins clean

 

June 20 Smackdown vs. Hardcore Holly in a KOTR Qualifier, wins clean

 

June 23 King of the Ring PPV vs. Brock Lesnar in the KOTR Semi-Finals, loses due to interference by Paul Heyman

 

June 27 Smackdown vs. Rikishi, loses by DQ for bumping ref

 

July 11 Smackdown vs. Rikishi, loses clean

 

July 13 Velocity vs. The Big Valbowski, loses by DQ for a low blow

 

July 25 Smackdown vs. John Cena, loses clean

 

August 25 SummerSlam vs. The Undertaker, loses clean

 

September 16 Raw vs. Booker T, loses clean

 

October 7 Raw vs. Al Snow in a Las Vegas Street Fight, loses clean

 

October 21 Raw vs. D-Lo Brown (special referee Stacy Keibler), wins due to Stacy reffing basically

 

October 28 Raw vs. Goldust, wins due to Stacy Keibler interference

 

November 4 Raw vs. The Hurricane, wins clean

 

November 25 Raw vs. Steven Richards, wins clean

 

December 8 Heat vs. Justin Credible, wins clean

 

December 23 Raw vs. D-Lo Brown, wins by DQ due to D-Lo shoving the ref

 

January 6 Raw vs. Chris Nowinski, wins clean

 

January 20 Raw vs. Chris Jericho, no contest do to the CHAIRSHOT OF DOOM~ on Stacy Keibler by Y2J

 

February 10 Raw vs. Christian, wins clean

 

March 3 Raw vs. Chris Jericho, loses due to interference by Christian

 

For the year Test is 16-11-1, 12-6 in matches with a clean finish, and 4-5-1 in matches with a dusty finish.

[Guest snuffbox]

Do you know what a 'Dusty Finish' is?

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Do you know what a 'Dusty Finish' is?

Yes and I figured someone would bring this up and yes I know the classic "Dusty Finish" is where the first ref gets knocked out and the heel takes advantange of by cheating and a 2nd ref comes in and makes the count. I'm just using "dusty" as a universal term for matches that don't end clean rather than saying "Wrestler A is 6-5 in matches where there was a foreign object used or a run in or a ref bump or etc, etc." Just makes things a little easier.

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April 7 Heat vs. Tommy Dreamer, wins clean

At least he won a match and I think Tommy Dreamer deserves a push just for being the only guy willing to job to Stasiak.

I think at the time this happened was when they were using him as a brief tag partner for Lesnar in the whole "You stand on the apron while Brock does the work". So Ig uess they were just attempting to get him over slightly to do that.

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And to close at the night its time for some Mattitude. Here are Matt Hardy's singles matches breakdown for the past year.

 

March 28 Smackdown vs. Chris Jericho, loses clean

 

April 22 Raw vs. Brock Lesnar, loses clean

 

May 12 Heat vs. Mr. Perfect, wins clean

 

June 2 Heat vs. Justin Credible, wins clean

 

June 17 Raw vs. The Undertaker, loses clean

 

June 30 Heat vs. Raven, loses clean

 

July 7 Heat vs. Steven Richards, wins clean

 

July 14 Heat vs. The Big Show, loses clean

 

July 28 Heat vs. Steven Richards, loses clean

 

August 4 Heat vs. Steven Richards, wins clean

 

August 22 Smackdown vs. Chavo Guerrero, loses because Kane's music and pyro went off

 

August 29 Smackdown vs. Brock Lesnar, loses clean

 

September 5 Smackdown vs. Hardcore Holly, loses clean

 

September 12 Smackdown vs. The Undertaker, wins by DQ as Undertaker was counted out

 

September 19 Smackdown vs. The Hurricane, wins clean

 

September 26 Smackdown vs. The Undertaker, loses clean

 

October 3 Smackdown vs. The Undertaker in a Falls Count Anywhere Match, wins due to interference by Brock Lesnar

 

October 24 Smackdown vs. Rikishi, loses clean

 

October 31 Smackdown vs. Tajiri, wins clean

 

November 7 Smackdown vs. The Big Show, loses clean

 

November 23 Velocity vs. Funaki, wins clean

 

December 7 Velocity vs. Chuck Palumbo, wins clean

 

December 14 Velocity vs. Shawn Evans, wins clean

 

December 28 Velocity vs. Brandon Groom, wins clean

 

January 2 Smackdown vs. Brock Lesnar, loses clean

 

January 9 Smackdown vs. Billy Kidman, loses clean

 

January 16 Smackdown vs. Funaki, wins due to interference by Shannon Moore

 

January 25 Velocity vs. Billy Kidman, loses by DQ due to a ref bump

 

February 6 Smackdown vs. Billy Kidman, loses clean

 

February 13 Smackdown vs. Rey Mysterio, loses clean

 

February 23 No Way Out PPV vs. Billy Kidman for the Cruiserweight title, wins due to interference by Shannon Moore

 

March 6 Smackdown vs. Billy Kidman for the Cruiserweight title, wins clean

 

March 13 Smackdown vs. Brian Kendrick (non-title), loses by DQ when he is counted out

 

Matt is 15-19 for the year, 11-15 in matches with a clean finish, and 4-4 in matches with a dusty finish.

[Guest papacita]

May 12 Heat vs. Mr. Perfect, wins clean

God damn, they jobbed Curt to everybody last year. I mean, I like Matt and all, but come on!