Is there anything below a mark?

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

I was in an AOL chat tonight and some idiot claimed to be a smark, so I did what anyone would do and that is ask a question "Who is Jim Neidhart? True or False" and naturally the poor bastard didn't know the answer and went on an hour conversation about how that wasn't a question and it had no real answer.  He then called be a stupid bitch who knows nothing.  At this time I was on the floor laughing.  Then when I tried to explain the concept of this, I tried doing it in a easy way and said Who = Jim Neidhart like Steve Austin was The Ringmaster and then he said Austin wasn't the Ringmaster, Jerry Springer is, Austin never had a movie made about him.  this went on for awhile, but it did keep me entertained for a few.  Does anyone know if there is something below marks or is it just complete dumbass?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

There is one thing lower:

 

Texas Small Arms 09

[Guest Maurizio C... Version 2]

well, since the '98 boom everyone is smart to an extent. They know the shit being the curtains but can't tell apple from oranges. These days, to differentiate, you gotta know some history to be a smark.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

bps21 - I didn't post here so you can mock me, I asked a question, I found this quite amusing but I guess someone is alittle immature and has to stoop to degrading another.  Nice touch

[Guest The Vanilla Midget]

we're all marks anyway, some of us are just "smarter" marks than others.

[Guest Maurizio C... Version 2]

well, real smarts can be classified like these:

 

people in the biz

wrestlers

 

... but sinc wrestlers gets raped by Bradshaw, I can live happy without being smart!

[Guest Army Eye]

The people below a 'mark' is anyone who says "IT'S FAKE" and that's their reason why wrestling sucks or whatever.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

Either he is a fucking moron or he was working you. But bitching and moaning for an hour shows that this guy needs help.

[Guest Dark Lotus]

Stalker of an internet wrestling columnist?

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

however, those below mark status who think its real are also further divided into excusable marks (little kids) and morons (the rest)

[Guest JAMES900]

Were all marks at heart admit it you want hulk a maina to be running wild again.  (For the european title that is )

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I don't want to see Hogan at all.  Even if he is curtain jerking every night.

 

Backyard wrestlers are lower than marks.

[Guest Choken One]

Smarks are lowest form of anything.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

BTW, when I said Backyard Wrestlers.  I meant the ones that jump off roofs through burning tables.  The hardcore freaks.

[Guest JAMES900]

Yeah that stuff is sick, I wouldn't take that kind of bump if I was getting 80 grand a night to wrestle.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

80 grand..man...

 

yeah probably same here, being a toothless freak doesnt get the ladies

[Guest Shaved Bear]

well complete idiots like my uncle that say wrestlers arent athletes

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

yeah probably same here, being a toothless freak doesnt get the ladies

If Jerry Saggs can get laid once in his life, I'm sure I'd be okay with getting the ladies.

 

And by the way, something I always do when I'm extremly bored between writing is go into the AOL WWF Chat Rooms.  Some of the people in there are funny as anything.  They sincerely believe that it's real.  Actually, that's not bad, the thing that's bad is the homophobia and general decadence that wrestling fans have shown in years.  If you think The Rock isn't a great wrestler, "U R A FAG," or "U SUX."  Some of the kids are funny, because you pull the old sitcom trick and you call them really smart using a big vocab word, than they reply with, "No U R."

 

Ahhh... The sweet smell of a mark.

 

Jay Bower's not in the area, is he? (Just kidding, couldn't resist)

[Guest FakeRazor]

Ah, the good ol AIM mark chat.  I go in there all the time and am just generally annoying.  I get tons of heel heat for saying things like "Lance Storm rules," "ECW was great," and my personal favorite "The Hardy Boyz suck!"  My god, you don't know how many friggin Hardy marks there are.  And there's always about 7 or 8 people shilling their e-feds.

 

Lately, they are all saying Kevin Nash is a great wrestler!

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

Lately, they are all saying Kevin Nash is a great wrestler!

Just like the ladies can't resist La Parka (evidenced by the fact that La Parka's the father of Stephanie's baby), the marks can't resist the big boot, sidewalk slam, and his stupid drop you throat first on the top turnbuckle move.

 

No silly, I'm talking about Nash, not Test.

[Guest]

If Jerry Saggs can get laid once in his life, I'm sure I'd be okay with getting the ladies.

Giglo when did that asshole Jeerry Sags get layed???? I don't think so.

James9000 80 gs a night means your ass is rich. I would fuckin kill people for that much doe. Backyard wrestling is usally bad alot but they do they some awesoem bumps.....and alot of tiems they are okay after them so there not to wigged out.

[Guest]

I forgot to say bps you are an asshole......what did the Tex man ever do to your sorry ass????? Don't front my man.

[Guest Angus Podgorny]

The concept of "mark" referring to someone who believes pro wrestling is real is fairly outmoded.  To me, the correct definition of "mark" is "one in whom I see money-making potential."  For example, I'm a software engineer by trade.  If I walk on to a consulting job and see that my clients are using an ancient version of package X, I might think to myself, "Wow, these guys are a bunch of easy marks.  I can charge them a lot to help them upgrade."  If you buy tickets to WWF shows, purchase merchandise, or order pay-per-views than you are a mark.  To some extent, you are a mark if you do business with any company that advertises on WWF TV.  All of us here are probably WWF marks.  Ask Vince McMahon what his definition of "mark" is.  It probably looks something like mine.

 

It's silly to think that "smartness" is achieved by remebering an obscure wrestling character called "Who."  I don't even remember "Who."  I only know about him from reading WrestleCrap, which, I'm willing to bet, is the same way that Texas Small Arms learned about him.  "Smark", indeed.

 

That, xkiller, is why people reacted negatively to this thread.

[Guest TheLastHorseman]

"Just like the ladies can't resist La Parka ..."

It's true ... La Parka es mas guapo!

 

As for the whole "lower than a mark" thing, I don't even know if that's a valid question to be asking here. After all, we smarks are still marks in the respect that we (the majority of us, at least) aren't in the business.

[Guest Brian]

Hillbilly, toothless rube. You all stand to be corrected.

[Guest]

Angus Prodigy no one reacted bad really ecept that asshole bps. Every one was nice after him.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

From Kahran Ramsus:

BTW, when I said Backyard Wrestlers.  I meant the ones that jump off roofs through burning tables.  The hardcore freaks.

 

Agreed. But it's on the same level of entertainment as Jackass was: seeing idiots kill themselves for fun.

[Guest]

BTW, when I said Backyard Wrestlers.  I meant the ones that jump off roofs through burning tables.  The hardcore freaks.

 

dont insalt us like that. beleive me, a lot of ppl in my skool dont mess wit me becuz they knwo how tuff i am, like surving a power bomb thru a table and being slamed thru a table full odf thumtacs.

[Guest AM The Kid]

I think the fan less than a mark would be a lemming...

[Guest]

Bradshaw you are such a dumbass.....no one is backin up off your ass. I bet you get beat up in school all the time motherfucker.