Guest Banky Posted March 20, 2003 Report Posted March 20, 2003 Durst can outrap Banky, I'm sure. Yes........my typed out rhymes are so whack, dawg.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted March 20, 2003 Report Posted March 20, 2003 "Cena being shown up by Fred Durst, that's just the kind of stupid thing i can see the WWE doing" actually i think its physically impossible for Durst to out-rap anyone That's sad if he is better than you at, well pretty much anything. I mean Turd, not Cena.
Guest The Hamburglar Posted March 20, 2003 Report Posted March 20, 2003 Cena will out-rap Durst, but Freddie Boy will hit a Durst Driver, lay Cena in the middle of the ring, and do a Shooting Durst Press. The sheer weight of Fred's fatness will crush Cena's ribs into splinters, ending his career.
Guest goar Posted March 22, 2003 Report Posted March 22, 2003 I have this strange feeling that Goldberg is going to come out and squash Cena.
Guest Banky Posted March 22, 2003 Report Posted March 22, 2003 I have this strange feeling that Goldberg is going to come out and squash Cena. Hahahaha.....riiight. Goldberg wouldn't even consider Cena in his league. Look for him to take out Lesnar after his match.
Guest creativename Posted March 22, 2003 Report Posted March 22, 2003 Dpac's Snoop idea is the best--jobbing out to Snoop would actually do wonders for Cena. Snoop has cred that Durst could never dream of having. Jobbing to Durst in a rap contest would make Cena look like a joke; jobbing to Snoop, who's freestyle will almost certainly be entertaining and actually good, would give him a big time rub. The problem is that Snoop would no doubt want to interject his freestyle with numerous curse words and the random "crack ho" thrown in--I can't see the WWE going for that.
Guest Redhawk Posted March 22, 2003 Report Posted March 22, 2003 Go read Scott Keith's WWE/Girls Gone Wild rant. They'll let Snoop do whatever he wants on PPV.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted March 22, 2003 Report Posted March 22, 2003 Shit, Cena interrupting the LB portion would be awesome AND Corino-like. He can go out there, say that the horrible music is distracting him from his Daily Thuganomics or something, have Durst say something stupid (but quasi-funny, because, as said before, the Seattle crowd is nothing but idiots and need to know when to laugh...have him say a "Your Mom" joke...that's stuck in 95, just like Seattle) and then have Cena blast him with a chair. That WON'T happen, but DAMN would it make Cena my new hero. Actually, since Cena's character is "white guy who thinks he's from da streetz", wouldn't he LOVE Limp Bizkit? Considering that's the band's gimmick as well? It'll be Snoop, and I fully expect it to be the best comedy skit in WM History.
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