Guest CED Ordonez Posted March 20, 2002 Report Posted March 20, 2002 SJL Crimson Card Due Date: Saturday, March 23rd, 5 PM board time. Venue: The final Australian show, at the Adelaide Oval in Adelaide, Australia, Axis's hometown! Your commentators: Axis, Edwin, and...it wouldn't be Australia without SACRED. DUN-NUH! SACREEEEEED! YEEEAAAAAH!!! TRIPLE THREAT - send to crusen86 Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams Williams repeats his Metal performance with a win. TAG MATCH - send to Zero_Cool Tom "Superior One" Flesher & Kojack vs. Z & Ced Ordonez Tag team, back again! JLCC must be reading my mind or something because I've got Z in my corner! Prediction is withheld. STAIRWAY TO FUCK TV TITLE MATCH WITH A LADY ON THE LINE - send to HvilleThugg Shawn Brody © vs. Mike Van Siclen FUCK FUCK FUCK! Everybody dies in the end but MVS gets some retribution. SINGLES RE-MATCH - send to Zero_Cool Xero vs. Mafia Mafia shows and redeems himself. DOUBLE MAIN EVENT - THE SWF CONTRACT TOURNAMENT FINALS! TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT - send to emilvandro Ash Ketchum vs. Lady Red Oh man...toughie. Gonna go with the Lady, 2 falls to 1. LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT - send to crusen86 K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor © One of these guys won't be going to the SWF and they won't know until they wake up from the beating guaranteed in this match. I'll go with World Champ K-Os for the promotion.
Guest Shawn Posted March 21, 2002 Report Posted March 21, 2002 SJL Crimson Predictions TRIPLE THREAT - send to crusen86 Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams -Deathwish TAG MATCH - send to Zero_Cool Tom "Superior One" Flesher & Kojack vs. Z & Ced Ordonez -This one is too close but I'll be pullin for my boy, Flesher. STAIRWAY TO FUCK TV TITLE MATCH WITH A LADY ON THE LINE Shawn Brody © vs. Mike Van Siclen -We'll just have to see... but whatever way this goes, make sure to give this one a read (Test: #### #### ####) Edit - You can say FUCK but you can't say *####*??!?! Expect FUCK to be interchangable with '####' in my match if I remember... SINGLES RE-MATCH Xero vs. Mafia -Mafia, like Xero ever writes... DOUBLE MAIN EVENT - THE SWF CONTRACT TOURNAMENT FINALS! TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT Ash Ketchum vs. Lady Red -Lady Red LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor © -Chaos
Guest realitycheck Posted March 21, 2002 Report Posted March 21, 2002 SJL Crimson Card Due Date: Saturday, March 23rd, 5 PM board time. Venue: The final Australian show, at the Adelaide Oval in Adelaide, Australia, Axis's hometown! Your commentators: Axis, Edwin, and...it wouldn't be Australia without SACRED. DUN-NUH! Sacred, internet ICON. Yay, Sacred. TRIPLE THREAT - send to crusen86 Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams > Thank God we've got a guy like Cutthroat to bail out sorry no-showers like me, so my incredible streak of three shows without curtian-jerking can continue. Just for that, Cutthroat's my prediction. TAG MATCH - send to Zero_Cool Tom "Superior One" Flesher & Kojack vs. Z & Ced Ordonez > It's the Megapowers versus the Megabucks! Not nessecerialy in that order. Flesher and Kojack are good, but how could Ced POSSIBLY lose with the awesome power of Z on his side? ... Okay, he's fucked. No prediction. STAIRWAY TO FUCK TV TITLE MATCH WITH A LADY ON THE LINE - send to HvilleThugg Shawn Brody © vs. Mike Van Siclen > Boy, I love this censor. Uh, the match? Jesus, it's two alpha males who absoloutly hate each other with a title AND and woman on the line. Geeze, talk about the worst way to get to a guy. Winner? The good-guy. The good guy always wins. SINGLES RE-MATCH - send to Zero_Cool Xero vs. Mafia > Actually, I'd like to see both of them no-show again, just so that I could mark out for Mr.G! I dig them nutshots, I do. Serioulsly though, I'm pulling for Xero. DOUBLE MAIN EVENT - THE SWF CONTRACT TOURNAMENT FINALS! TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT - send to emilvandro Ash Ketchum vs. Lady Red >I remember when both of these two were brand new, which tells you exactly how long I've been wasting time reading this stuff. Ah, so many memeories. I'll go with the under, and say Ash gets a bit of an upset. LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT - send to crusen86 K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor © > Eugh, this looks nasty. Do you think this match will be worse than Van Siclen/Brody? Gotta' go with K-O's, unless Taylor can avoid being methodically and brutally destroyed. This card could cause hemorraging. Then again, I thought last weeks card could, too. -Z Watch. I won't even go .250 on these.
Guest Posted March 21, 2002 Report Posted March 21, 2002 My craptacular predictions! TRIPLE THREAT Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams > I'm not going to say that I'm going to win, even thou will, I say Reaper. TAG MATCH Tom "Superior One" Flesher & Kojack vs. Z & Ced Ordonez > Ced Ordonez STAIRWAY TO FUCK TV TITLE MATCH WITH A LADY ON THE LINE Shawn Brody © vs. Mike Van Siclen > Shawn Brody SINGLES RE-MATCH Xero vs. Mafia > Xero TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT Ash Ketchum vs. Lady Red > No Prediction.... LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor © > EreK Taylor
Guest Insane Clown Dan Posted March 21, 2002 Report Posted March 21, 2002 Stoopy semi-retired porn twat's biased predictions TRIPLE THREAT Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams > As much as I'd like to see Reaper win, he's still missing something, cause, I dunno... he's not winning. Deathwish wins. TAG MATCH Tom "Superior One" Flesher & Kojack vs. Z & Ced Ordonez > Z and Zed, er, Ced, are the dream team here. STAIRWAY TO FUCK TV TITLE MATCH WITH A LADY ON THE LINE Shawn Brody © vs. Mike Van Siclen > Shawn Brody, if MVS doesn't put forth his best efforts. Either man could take this. SINGLES RE-MATCH Xero vs. Mafia > I'm going with Xero. TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT Ash Ketchum vs. Lady Red > Holy crap, the last match between these two was just so mind-boggling, it was reeeaaaly nuuuuckiiiing futs... But I'll say the Pokefreak gets a much-needed win over the Clan's fatal femme, and finally goes up to the SWF! LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor © > No prediction. Seriously, despite K-Os's monstrous undefeated streak (not including my unavoidable no-show, by the way ), Erek has impressed a hella lot here, and Erek could get the colossol upset. But I could be wrong. Or right. *sigh* I had my chance to prove myself against that freak, and it was taken away by my nazi parents. #### them... #### YOU, MOM AND DAD! #### YOU STRAIGHT TO YOUR RAT-INFESTED GRAVES! RRRRRRRAAAAAGHHH!!! *cough* Done.
Guest midnight_burn Posted March 21, 2002 Report Posted March 21, 2002 Once again, when a new card rolls into town, it's time for the Super-dooper 124% accurate predictions of TOTAL DEVASTATION TRIPLE THREAT - send to crusen86 - Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams Should be a nice little opener. I'll predict with my magical three-sided coin. Coin sez: Reaper. TAG MATCH - send to Zero_Cool Tom "Superior One" Flesher & Kojack vs. Z & Ced Ordonez - Tag-tastic. Should be close, i'll say Z and Ced. STAIRWAY TO FUCK TV TITLE MATCH WITH A LADY ON THE LINE - send to HvilleThugg Shawn Brody © vs. Mike Van Siclen - Whatever happens, my Stairway to Fuck match will still own this one (fragile ego appeased). Well, this should be good too, two very good competitors, but i think MVS can regain his TV Title here. Brody will no doubt put up a good fight though, and could easily win this too. SINGLES RE-MATCH - send to Zero_Cool Xero vs. Mafia - Xero and Mafia, two very good writers, and with two JL'ers getting bumped they are both in a position to move up to the main event scene. Should be good, i think Xero can just pip Mafia here. DOUBLE MAIN EVENT - THE SWF CONTRACT TOURNAMENT FINALS! THERE STILL NOT AS GOOD AS ME THOUGH! TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT - send to emilvandro Ash Ketchum vs. Lady Red - 2/3 falls should be a perfect match for Ash and Lady Red to put on a dandy of a contest. Both will no doubt put on their very best with a contract on the line, but i believe Lady Red will be too good here, and will join Nekura, Thoth, Fallout and friends in the WF version of The Clan. LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT - send to crusen86 K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor © - This should be one of the best matches the JL's seen in quite a while. Both men are very hot right now, but i always pick K-Os, and he always wins, so going with that trend i pick K-Os, also heading up to the WF Clan. But to whoever wins, congratulations on being the WF's newest jobbers. Huzzah for you.
Guest ErekT2k Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 Stryke, may I add that for the last 2 shows, your predictions were nowhere near 124 percent accurate. They were down in the 40-50 percentile. I love ruining your days.... TRIPLE THREAT - send to crusen86 - Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams I already know who's gonna write his a** off and that's Reaper because he's wanting to get back to his level before. Go Reaper. TAG MATCH - send to Zero_Cool Tom "Superior One" Flesher & Kojack vs. Z & Ced Ordonez - Well, Z and Ced are great single writers but I know that Kojack is a great tag writer and he has a magnificent ability to make everyone who teams with him a superb tag partner as well. I go with Kojack and Flesher, the *new* AWS. STAIRWAY TO FUCK TV TITLE MATCH WITH A LADY ON THE LINE - send to HvilleThugg Shawn Brody © vs. Mike Van Siclen - Bah, I come here, take Melissa, take that #### TV Title, and I beat these two clowns down. Hehehehehe or not. Seriously, both are capable of winning but I think MVS will sneak out the veteran win. SINGLES RE-MATCH - send to Zero_Cool Xero vs. Mafia - Well, Xero hasn't been able to catch on fire yet and Mafia is almost there so I'll go with the obvious and say Mafia to win. DOUBLE MAIN EVENT - THE SWF CONTRACT TOURNAMENT FINALS! THERE STILL NOT AS GOOD AS ME THOUGH! TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT - send to emilvandro Ash Ketchum vs. Lady Red - Grrrrr, why do I get the more hard to write match? They get two out of three falls and I get a LMS with K-Os? I'm gonna get killed!!!!! Anyways, Ionno, I'm rooting for Ash but then my mind is saying Annie for the win. LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT - send to crusen86 K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor © - Yup, I'm gonna get killed.
Guest Shawn Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 Why won't you ever predict me to win?!?! Darn you, Talyor, darn you!! Meh... like it means anything...
Guest Insanityman Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 TRIPLE THREAT Cutthroat vs. The Dark Reaper vs. "Deathwish" Danny Williams -Deathwish. TAG MATCH Tom "Superior One" Flesher & Kojack vs. Z & Ced Ordonez - The Superior One haven't read anything -give me a break heh I'm still banned- but I say Tom and Kojack. STAIRWAY TO FUCK TV TITLE MATCH WITH A LADY ON THE LINE Shawn Brody © vs. Mike Van Siclen -MVS, wait no Brody... no prediction. SINGLES RE-MATCH Xero vs. Mafia -Mafia... I haven't seen a match from Xero since the MM III. TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT Ash Ketchum vs. Lady Red -Ash hopefully when I return I will be the only ML'er left not a true honor, heh. I'm a huge mark for the Clan, JL, ML, and WF so Lady to pull it off. LAST MAN STANDING MATCH FOR AN SWF CONTRACT K-Os © vs. Erek Taylor © -Oh man.... both deserving as ####... me basically wanting another shot at Erek makes me give K-Os the nod. (Chaos, K-Os as in Knock Outs I still wonder). Great card.
Guest ErekT2k Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 Why won't you ever predict me to win?!?! Darn you, Talyor, darn you!! 1.) I don't predict for you because you spell my name wrong. And I'm still a lil bit mad at Annie for calling me Erik..... 2.) Darn? You're a Clannie, Brody! Clannies don't use 1st grade words like Darn...... 3.) Take it as a compliment, but mostly I root for the underdogs.
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