One and Only Smackdown! Thread -- 3-20-03

[FigureFourTapes 0]

Weak beat.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I hate how Stephie-Mac gets to belittle everyone.

 

Aside from that, YAY for Spanky!

Yeah, although if he loses...what, he's going to have to massage Steph's feet? *shudder*

 

Hey, Cena gets a beat to back him up.

 

Los Guerreros!!

[Guest tpww7]

VIVA LA RAZA!~

[Guest Nevermortal]

I mark out at the fact that Eddy's golfing in a yellow wifebeater.

 

This would be the second time I've marked out for his wardrobe, the first being at Backlash 2000 when he wrestled in a bow tie.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Holy shit--bad acting and racism.

 

Hinted homosexuality...

 

Man, this just has it all, don't it?

[FigureFourTapes 0]

Oh those witty Guerreros, they lie, cheat, and STEAL!

[Guest AndrewTS]

"From the co-creater of the original Mortal Kombat..."

 

Lost me there.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Tao Feng looks cool.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Italians vs. Latinos--and a fat Samoan makes 3.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Guerreros have the mighty ass on their side--they can't lose!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Cena's coming back?

 

If he pimp-slapped Durst and shoved his baseball cap up his ass I'd be the #2 biggest Cena fan in the world, right after Banky.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Rikishi has become the new X-Pac, he never jobs, yet never gains any upward momentum.

[Guest tpww7]

Michael "The Gangster" Cole, This is just asking for New Jack to murder MC.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Rikishi has become the new X-Pac, he never jobs, yet never gains any upward momentum.

You forgot that he also has an extremely gay move.

 

However, Rikishi actually has fans.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Michael "The Gangster" Cole, This is just asking for New Jack to murder MC.

Ahh--I'd like to see him grate MC's face off and put it on a pizza.

 

MC was looking at Stamboli's ass.

[Guest tpww7]

Nice Move by Eddy!

[Guest AndrewTS]

DDT/Headscissors? That's a new one.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Real men don't eat Kish.

[Guest tpww7]

Good job building up that new group.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Team Racial Minority wins!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Good job building up that new group.

The FBI should join up with 3MW to form the biggest group of jobbers since the Corporate Ministry!

[Guest tpww7]

Poor Bobby.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I feel so bad for The Brain.

[FigureFourTapes 0]

Oh my God, Bobby looks horrible.

[Guest AndrewTS]

HEENAN!!

[Guest tpww7]

Rey vs Matt should be a great match at Mania. Likely the opener.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Rey is in the ring and they do a Taco Bell plug.

 

Damn, hope the Brain gets better.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Rey vs Matt should be a great match at Mania. Likely the opener.

I think it would either be an RVD match or the Raw tag title match--whatever that might be.

[Guest AndrewTS]

CRAP! Not a bad clothesline by Nidia.

[Guest AndrewTS]

YOUR DADDY SCREWED BRET!!