Does having our forces in Iraq leave us open...

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Ok, Canadians don't like us, it's just a fact.

 

And our forces overseas in the middle-east are we leaving our boarders unprotected for the Canadians to just over run is with dogsleds and whatnot.

 

I'm in Michigan, so we're first to go if this is the case, and I'm scared.

 

I can see the headlines now "Canadians overtake Montana"

[Guest Incandenza]

Let me be the first to welcome our future Canadian oppressors with open arms.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

These 'Canadians' obviously have plans to enslave America and use its people as workers in their underground sugar caves.

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

I don't think I'll be crossing the border at Niagra Falls to take you all over anytime soon, it's still hockey season.

 

Plus, your beer sucks and I can't live without beer. (Good beer, at least.)

 

If I do ever decide to come over, relax lil yanks, Vince Macmahon is first on my shit list. I've got the torture chamber all ready to go until he finally agrees to put the world title on Benoit.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

If I do ever decide to come over, relax lil yanks...

I wasn't refering to a couple people...I meant their army and whatnot. But not the French-Canadians...we know how they handle things like this...

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

I don't think you need to worry about a Quebec invasion. They're terrified of Americans.

 

Army? What army? Didn't you know that Canadas army is three old guys with a pocket knife, a lighter and a can of WD40?

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I don't think you need to worry about a Quebec invasion. They're terrified of Americans.

 

Army? What army? Didn't you know that Canadas army is three old guys with a pocket knife, a lighter and a can or WD40?

Damn...you're putting my fears to rest. Thanks

[Guest Brian]

Canaduan Bacon!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

As long as it doesent lead to a Mexican invasion.

[Guest Kingpk]

If all the soldiers look like Trish Stratus, then let me take my pants off and prepare for an invasion!

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I don't have a problem with Mexicans now, they're really good customers at the used books/music/movies/video game store I work at.

 

I don't know if I could take hearing "eh" closing out every sentence though. It's great when a pretty girl says it and all...but I couldn't take it non stop.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

Army? What army? Didn't you know that Canadas army is three old guys with a pocket knife, a lighter and a can of WD40?

Stop giving them our military secrets.

 

Next you'll be telling them all our nukes are actually a dozen cans of beans and a zippo. Oops, I've said too much...

[Guest saturnmark4life]

They used to have a can of WD40 with the LITTLE RED STRAW on the nozzle, but were ordered to destroy it by the UN.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I don't have a problem with Mexicans now, they're really good customers at the used books/music/movies/video game store I work at.

 

I don't know if I could take hearing "eh" closing out every sentence though. It's great when a pretty girl says it and all...but I couldn't take it non stop.

My problem with the bastards, is that they try to talk to me in Spanish everytime they approach me. I have also told people that I refuse to learn that language, which led to me being a "Traitor to your race!" Most of them alos come off as stupid to me, I also get that feeling that they are all a bunch off disrespectful assholes. Plus, there is no history behind Mexico, it's a shiutty country with a shitty culture, well the food is good. I'm more proud of my German roots.

[Guest B-X]

Plus, there is no history behind Mexico, it's a shiutty country with a shitty culture, well the food is good. I'm more proud of my German roots.

Holy shit, I detect ignorance, Batman!

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

My problem with the bastards, is that they try to talk to me in Spanish everytime they approach me. I have also told people that I refuse to learn that language, which led to me being a "Traitor to your race!" Most of them alos come off as stupid to me, I also get that feeling that they are all a bunch off disrespectful assholes. Plus, there is no history behind Mexico, it's a shiutty country with a shitty culture, well the food is good. I'm more proud of my German roots.

Yes, be proud of a country that has spawned shit-eating and a love of David Hasselhoffs singing.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

My problem with the bastards, is that they try to talk to me in Spanish everytime they approach me.  I have also told people that I refuse to learn that language, which led to me being a "Traitor to your race!"  Most of them alos come off as stupid to me, I also get that feeling that they are all a bunch off disrespectful assholes.  Plus, there is no history behind Mexico, it's a shiutty country with a shitty culture, well the food is good.  I'm more proud of my German roots.

Yes, be proud of a country that has spawned shit-eating and a love of David Hasselhoffs singing.

Wait, what?!

[Guest KanadianKrusty]

I don't think you need to worry about a Quebec invasion. They're terrified of Americans.

Are you nuts?, we're scared of nobody... except the french.

[Guest Incandenza]

I hate Mexicans.

[Guest razazteca]

As long as it doesent lead to a Mexican invasion

It already has begun, they already conquered the SouthWest and the population is growing everyday, the white race is slowly dying out, soon one day all citizens of America will be a shade of brown.

 

And remember the Aztecs or Olmecs invented the calender and the number Zero.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

As long as it doesent lead to a Mexican invasion

It already has begun, they already conquered the SouthWest and the population is growing everyday, the white race is slowly dying out, soon one day all citizens of America will be a shade of brown.

 

And remember the Aztecs or Olmecs invented the calender and the number Zero.

Is that it? I always heard that it was invented by a Pope.

[Guest razazteca]

That is HIStory, its just like the white man to steal from others then declare that he invented it.

[Guest EricMM]

And remember the Aztecs or Olmecs invented the calender and the number Zero.

 

Yeah, but they didn't even have the wheel...

[Guest SP-1]

::Prepares for a Canadian invasion by stocking up on Canadian Beer. SP knows how to ally himself.::

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Ok, I'm going to come clean.

 

I am part of project "Death From Above" - a secret plan for overtaking the American Government and creating a 11th Province. We plan on putting back the "North" in "North America".

 

And you can't stop us.

 

Why do you think we aren't participating in the War with Iraq yet we have some of our soldiers over in Afghanistan? We are keeping tabs on your movement in the middle east without sacrificing a lot of troops.

 

The bombing of Canadians a few months ago? Never happened. It was just a way to enforce Canadians hatred towards Americans. The 'Bush is a Moron' Comment? That really did the job. We have planned on the overthrow ever since the free trade agreement made a little over a decade ago. Why do you think our Prime Minister is still in power? Why do you think he has lasted the last 2 presidents? Why do you think we have Paul Martin - this supposed enemy of chretien and former Finance Minister - lined up to be the new PM?

 

Once "Snowstorm" comes into effect (the initiation of ground troops and allignment of nuclear missiles), the Canadian and American public may be worried - a shift in leaders will ease their fears. But it's the same party in control. We have been holding American Nuclear Missiles since the cold war ended up in the Territories - the Natives up there found out and blackmailed us in giving them a self-governing territory.

 

Friend, or Foe?

 

Our people are everywhere. Peter Jennings, YOUR trusted newsman - the man giving you INFORMATION - is a Canadian spy spreading Canadian propoganda. He created a book to honour Americans giving you a false sense of security - you think you can trust him - but you CAN'T! We have planted spies in high ranking positions all over your country - giving us intel and preparing for attack. After "Snow Storm" will come "Ice Break" - where all the transplated Canadians begin an uprising. After "Ice Break", "Slap Shot" will come into effect - where the full out invasion begins.

 

 

But it's too late to stop it. All your troops are over in Iraq fighting over oil... 85% of our population are near the border... ready to attack.

 

 

O Canada!

Our home and native land!

True patriot love in all thy sons command.

 

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,

The True North strong and free!

 

From far and wide,

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

 

God keep our land glorious and free!

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

 

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

[Guest treble charged]

Heh, heh, he's kidding folks. He's just kidding. There's no elaborate plot for Canada to take over the States. Nope, nothing to see here, just move along.

 

*looks around, tugs on collar*

 

*runs away*

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Am I lying? Am I telling the truth? WHO KNOWS!? That's the genius of it. I can tell you all the details of the operation and you will think that I am joking... That I am just trying to make some funny gag playing up the fact that Canada has no military and therefore invasion of the larger, stronger, America is impossible.... You probably even think what I am writing right now is a joke. And it very well could be. But then again, what have I said in the previous post that is not true? The possibility of an invasion doesn't even scare you, AND THAT'S THE PLAN! Your false sense of security will be your downfall...

[Guest snuffbox]

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Prepares for a Canadian invasion by stocking up on Canadian Beer. SP knows how to ally himself.::

Wait for the three knocks, then two knocks. shove the beer outside then run.

[Guest razazteca]

I will start to worry when Fren.....Freedom Fries is served with Gravy everywhere.