Does having our forces in Iraq leave us open...

[Guest SP-1]

::Prepares for a Canadian invasion by stocking up on Canadian Beer.  SP knows how to ally himself.::

Wait for the three knocks, then two knocks. shove the beer outside then run.

I'd like to preemptively request Canadian-American citizenship when this new power takes over. I want good health care.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

MWAHAHAHA

 

universal health care always wins them over

[Guest Grenouille]

MWAHAHAHA

 

universal health care always wins them over

Does it come with high taxes and long waits too?

[Guest crandamaniac]

Canadian Invasion? We still have our Salvation Army. That's more then enough to hold them off.

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

This past winter was all part of our plan as well. We've constructed a gigantic weather control device (Well, what did you think the CN Tower was for, dummies?) and we are slowly lowering the temperature of the United States, until they too shall suffer winter....eleven months of the year.

 

Wait until the "Maple Syrup On Everything" laws. The you shall see...

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

We can defeat Canada, as long as they dont send this guy after us:

 

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Oh GOD! that dastardly Canuck has disguised himself as an image hosting site information banner! We're ALL DOOMED.

[Guest Some Guy]

As long as it doesent lead to a Mexican invasion

It already has begun, they already conquered the SouthWest and the population is growing everyday, the white race is slowly dying out, soon one day all citizens of America will be a shade of brown.

 

And remember the Aztecs or Olmecs invented the calender and the number Zero.

I'm pretty sure that the Ottomons invented the concept of Zero. The Muslims actually did a lot of cool stuff in science centuraies ago. It's too bad they stopped progressing.

 

SP, if you want good healthcare I'd suggest staying out of Canada. It's a waste of time, you'll end up back in AMerica when you need surgery anyway.

[cawthon777 0]

Canada is a push over. Their national defense consists of 1 mountie, a lumberjack, a French Canadian that doesn't speak any English, and a 3-legged dog.

 

Down with socialist health care!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Canada is a push over. Their national defense consists of 1 mountie, a lumberjack, a French Canadian that doesn't speak any English, and a 3-legged dog.

 

Down with socialist health care!

Cobainwasmurdered?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Abbasids, not the Ottomans, were responsible for the number zero in the known world at the time. The North American discovery was made independently around the same time by the Mayans.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

We can defeat Canada, as long as they dont send this guy after us: