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The All-Time Smark Hard-on Award


All-Time Smark Hard-on  

60 members have voted

  1. 1. All-Time Smark Hard-on

    • Ric Flair
      6
    • Dynamite Kid
      5
    • Bret Hart
      9
    • Chris Benoit
      21
    • Misawa
      0
    • Ricky Steamboat
      2
    • Curt Hennig
      0
    • Kurt Angle
      7
    • Dean Malenko
      0
    • Other
      4


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Guest snuffbox
Posted

This is a poll for the all-time favorite of the smark crowd. All time to cover pre-internet dirtsheets/hotlines as well as video footage and net stroy blowjobs.

 

I certainly hope the name of this award isnt to dirrty ;)

Or that too many similar polls havent been done ad nauseum.

Guest alkeiper
Posted

I picked Dynamite Kid, just because he wrestled before most of us were fans, and a lot of people who verbally fellate him haven't seen anything of his outside the WWF.

Guest Your Olympic Hero
Posted

I picked Flair. I think all Smarks believe in the "broomstick" theory of late 80's Flair.

Guest Respect The 'Taker
Posted

I chose the Hitman, mainly due to the fact that if he never made it into wrestling, then I wouldn't have began to watch it. Bret got me started, so to me, he's the greatest of all time.

 

UYI

Guest Steviekick
Posted

I chose the Hitman. He is my favorite wrestler of all time. For this it was either him or Flair, but unfortunately I missed out on all the classic flair. I didn't start watching WCW till around 1990.

Guest Stunt Granny
Posted

I chose Steamboat, great wrestler but he always stuck me as kind of a pussy. Yet net fans jerk it to his matches.

Guest Rob Edwards
Posted

Got to be Flair, I've not met many smarks with anything bad to say about him and we all tend to ignore his flaws

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Benoit...that holds more true with anyone on the list in the last 5 years easily.

Guest Banky
Posted
Got to be Flair, I've not met many smarks with anything bad to say about him and we all tend to ignore his flaws

Maybe if he had a vagina you'd mark for him.

Guest godthedog
Posted

if bret wasn't so divisive he'd get it easy, as he's got the most loyal following of just about anyone.

 

i think the all-time vote should go to benoit. not only does he never get any backlash, but the smarts have been sucking his dick since he was in new japan 10 years ago.

 

and where's toshiaki & jushin?

Guest snuffbox
Posted

misawa was my token puro choice...im not big into that so i just listed him, and 'other'

 

 

My choice would have to be Chris Benoit

Guest razazteca
Posted

Stan Hansen would be my dark horse Puro token choice.

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

my knee jerk reaction is to click on ricky steamboat when seeing him on a poll so i voted for steamboat. after actually reading what the poll was about i would not hesitate to click the benoit choice.

Guest Austin3164life
Posted

I have to go for Austin, with Angle in close second here. Austin can wrestle just as well as Bret or Benoit, and he has 10x more charisma than both of them (no offense to them). Angle is practically there, but of course the injury had to come and mess everything up.

Guest bob_barron
Posted

Chris Benoit is worlds above Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin's run in 2002 completely kills him in my eyes

Guest converge241
Posted

gotta go Flair

my all time smark hard on

Guest Respect The 'Taker
Posted

Look at that poll..

 

BRET'S SCREWING BRET!

Guest Dynamite Kido
Posted

DYNAMITE KID BABY< WOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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