The All-Time Smark Hard-on Award

[Guest snuffbox]

This is a poll for the all-time favorite of the smark crowd. All time to cover pre-internet dirtsheets/hotlines as well as video footage and net stroy blowjobs.

 

I certainly hope the name of this award isnt to dirrty

Or that too many similar polls havent been done ad nauseum.

[Guest alkeiper]

I picked Dynamite Kid, just because he wrestled before most of us were fans, and a lot of people who verbally fellate him haven't seen anything of his outside the WWF.

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

I picked Flair. I think all Smarks believe in the "broomstick" theory of late 80's Flair.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

I chose the Hitman, mainly due to the fact that if he never made it into wrestling, then I wouldn't have began to watch it. Bret got me started, so to me, he's the greatest of all time.

 

UYI

[Guest Steviekick]

I chose the Hitman. He is my favorite wrestler of all time. For this it was either him or Flair, but unfortunately I missed out on all the classic flair. I didn't start watching WCW till around 1990.

[Guest Stunt Granny]

I chose Steamboat, great wrestler but he always stuck me as kind of a pussy. Yet net fans jerk it to his matches.

[Guest eiker_ir]

bret for me

[Guest Rob Edwards]

Got to be Flair, I've not met many smarks with anything bad to say about him and we all tend to ignore his flaws

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

My fav is Bret.

 

But Smarks consider Benoit god and perfect.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Benoit...that holds more true with anyone on the list in the last 5 years easily.

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

Exactly. According to 99% of the board Benoit can do no wrong.

 

EDIT: Plus Bret & Flair get backlash, Benoit never gets backlash.

[Guest Banky]

Got to be Flair, I've not met many smarks with anything bad to say about him and we all tend to ignore his flaws

Maybe if he had a vagina you'd mark for him.

[Guest godthedog]

if bret wasn't so divisive he'd get it easy, as he's got the most loyal following of just about anyone.

 

i think the all-time vote should go to benoit. not only does he never get any backlash, but the smarts have been sucking his dick since he was in new japan 10 years ago.

 

and where's toshiaki & jushin?

[Guest snuffbox]

misawa was my token puro choice...im not big into that so i just listed him, and 'other'

 

 

My choice would have to be Chris Benoit

[Guest razazteca]

Stan Hansen would be my dark horse Puro token choice.

[Guest goodhelmet]

my knee jerk reaction is to click on ricky steamboat when seeing him on a poll so i voted for steamboat. after actually reading what the poll was about i would not hesitate to click the benoit choice.

[Guest Austin3164life]

I have to go for Austin, with Angle in close second here. Austin can wrestle just as well as Bret or Benoit, and he has 10x more charisma than both of them (no offense to them). Angle is practically there, but of course the injury had to come and mess everything up.

[Guest bob_barron]

Chris Benoit is worlds above Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin's run in 2002 completely kills him in my eyes

[Guest converge241]

gotta go Flair

my all time smark hard on

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Look at that poll..

 

BRET'S SCREWING BRET!

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

DYNAMITE KID BABY< WOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!