23rd Razzie Award Winners

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

23rd Annual Golden Raspberry (RAZZIE) Award “Winners”

 

Worst Picture

 

SWEPT AWAY (Screen Gems)

 

Worst Actor

 

Roberto Benigni*# (Dubbed GODZILLA-Style by Breckin Meyer) PINOCCHIO

 

Worst Actress (TIE!)

 

Madonna#/SWEPT AWAY and Britney Spears/CROSSROADS

 

Worst Supporting Actor

 

Hayden Christensen/STAR WARS EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES

 

Worst Supporting Actress

 

Madonna#/DIE ANOTHER DAY

 

MOST FLATULENT TEEN-TARGETED MOVIE (New Category!)

 

JACKASS: THE MOVIE (Paramount)

 

Worst Screen Couple

 

Adriano Giannini & Madonna#/SWEPT AWAY

 

Worst Director

 

Guy Ritchie/SWEPT AWAY

 

Worst Remake or Sequel

 

SWEPT AWAY

 

Worst Screenplay

 

STAR WARS: EPISODE II: YADA-YADA-YODA, Screenplay by George Lucas* and Jonathon Hales

 

WORST ‘ORIGINAL’ SONG

 

“I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman” from CROSSROADS,

 

Written by Max Martin, “Rami” & Dido Armstrong

 

KEY: (*) Indicates Former Oscar® Winner or Nominee (#) Indicates Former RAZZIE® Winner or Nominee

 

‘WINS’ PER FILM:

 

SWEPT AWAY – 5 Awards (Worst Picture, Actress, Screen Couple, Director and Remake or Sequel –

 

This is the FIRST time the same film has “won” BOTH Worst Picture and Worst Remake)

 

CROSSROADS – 2 Awards (Worst Actress, Worst “Original” Song)

 

STAR WARS EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES – 2 Awards (Worst Supporting Actor, Screenplay)

 

Roberto Benigni’s PINOCCHIO – 1 Award (Worst Actor)

 

DIE ANOTHER DAY and JACKASS: THE MOVIE – 1 Award Each

 

Madonna’s 3 “Wins” for 2003 bring her career totals to 9 RAZZIE® “Wins”

 

and 15 Nominations -- The most for any female in RAZZIE® History.

 

Madonna & Guy Ritchie are the first Husband-and-Wife/Worst-Director-and-Worst Actress

 

RAZZIE “Winning” Team since John and Bo Derek.

 

This is the second year in a row that a Pop Star making her Screen Debut has “won” Worst Actress.

[Guest razazteca]

Swept Away was in theaters for what 2 weeks, did it even get national wide release or was it the selected markets BS.....NYC and LA only.

 

If it was up to me I would nominate Star Wars II for everything but worst director stands out the most.

[Guest El Satanico]

wooo Jackass won an award...this is a truly great day.

 

Other than Madonna winning worst supproting actress for Die Another Day i see no problems here. I mean honestly she was only in Die Another Day for 5 minutes, there had to be a less worthy "performance" that could've won...

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

Swept Away was in theaters for what 2 weeks, did it even get national wide release or was it the selected markets BS.....NYC and LA only.

 

If it was up to me I would nominate Star Wars II for everything but worst director stands out the most.

Star Wars was nominated for everything. It just didn't win.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Swept Away had wide release, but it tanked so fast that it was yanked from most screen in less than a week. The Razzies are more predictable than the Oscars anymore.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Swept Away had wide release, but it tanked so fast that it was yanked from most screen in less than a week. The Razzies are more predictable than the Oscars anymore.

It only opened on a couple hundred screens. I wouldn't call that a wide opening.

[Guest Karnage]

Was Pinocchio that bad of a movie?

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

My bad on Swept Away. It opened in my hometown of Zanesville, Ohio, so being such a small market I figured it had wide release.

 

Pinocchio is supposed to very stupid and badly dubbed and comes off very weird with a guy in his 40's play a "small boy."

[Guest godthedog]

My bad on Swept Away. It opened in my hometown of Zanesville, Ohio, so being such a small market I figured it had wide release.

 

Pinocchio is supposed to very stupid and badly dubbed and comes off very weird with a guy in his 40's play a "small boy."

your hometown sounds disturbingly similar to the fictional town that 'gummo' takes place in.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Gummo was set in Xenia, Ohio which is across the state from me near Dayton. Xenia is a real city.

[Guest godthedog]

ah...i didn't know that. i think i read in a couple reviews or something that it was fictitious.

 

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+1

[Guest Retro Rob]

The Razzie are no fun anymore. They purposely go around picking on certain movies/people just to get more mainstream attention.

[Guest redbaron51]

The Razzie are no fun anymore. They purposely go around picking on certain movies/people just to get more mainstream attention.

true, there are worst movies than that, and throwing in Star Wars was just to piss lots of people off just to get attention.

 

There are shittier movies than Star Wars, and shittier Sci-Fi movies than Star Wars