The SWF Diary by LDP

[Guest redbaron51]

dude, i can write better...if i remember to send it in

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Where's the freakin JL?

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I'm just in funning with you Xero. I always found it so funny how short some matches can be when you book it to put one guy over, but it still gets a good rating.

[Guest Powerplay]

Where's the freakin JL?

Developmental Territory.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

The JL is in there, but only as a non-playable, developmental fed for the WF. I'm in it, as are yourself, Crow and others, but we're all listed as developmental talent. And I've only glossed over it, but there is a subsection for the JL, in which updates will come forth about our status.

[Guest Listen2Reason]

DAMN YOU, PERRY SATURN!

 

*shakes fist*

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Winner: TNT

Keith Score **1/2

Match Quality 82%

Crowd Reaction 59%

Overall Rating 70%

 

With the only noteworthy offense being a piledriver, and a clean job to TNT... Jay Dawg loses 36342876235639248767253673687239048752789362893467346374689346 points of overness in this segment

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

Winner: TNT

Keith Score **1/2

Match Quality 82%

Crowd Reaction 59%

Overall Rating 70%

 

With the only noteworthy offense being a piledriver, and a clean job to TNT... Jay Dawg loses 36342876235639248767253673687239048752789362893467346374689346 points of overness in this segment

Speaking of which how the hell can a sqaush get a 82% match quality and a **1/2 rating?

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Because Jay Dawg getting squashed by TNT is ratingz!

 

 

FEAR THE DYNAMITE PYTHONS BRUTHA!!!

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Killings is getting majorly over from the teaser promos he's getting.

[Forewarned 0]

On the subject of what the f**k?

 

How can Neilsen lose "overness" from a promo!?!

 

 

What the F**k!?!

 

And that was a lame Neilsen promo as well. Hit many key points though...I am bigger than the ICTV Title and I do deserve a World Title shot.

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Saturday, April 5, 2003

 

SWF NOTES

Smarkdown scored a 3.96 rating, drew an attendance of 1503, and made $60,120 in ticket sales. Like Lockdown, Smarkdown has no competition on its night. I'm worried about Storm on Monday night, as it runs directly against WWE and OAOAST programming. I'll have to book a strong show to compensate.

 

Sunday, April 6, 2003

 

OAOAST NOTES

The Saturday night OAOAST show, "HeldDOWN~!", scored a 3.98 rating, was attended by 1510 people, and made $60,400 in ticket sales.

 

COMING UP ON STORM

 

* Michael Craven will face Mike Van Siclen in a #1 contender match for the Hardcore Gamers Championship.

* Frost defends the ICTV Championship against Suicide Squad member Jerry Lynn.

* TNT will defend his World Championship against an opponent to be decided.

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

SWF STORM - Monday, April 7, 2003

 

Storm begins live with your always talented announcing team of Bobby Riley and "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens. Stevens tells the crowd that the SWF Commissioner, Suicide King, has a major announcement to make tonight involving the SWF World Championship, but first, we begin with an opening tag match!

 

Tag Match

Franchise Players (CIA & Mak Francis) vs Suicide Squad (Mike Awesome & Perry Saturn)

 

Rude Awakening on Mak Francis by Awesome. Mike Awesome hits a bulldog off the ropes. Cover for a two count. Tag between Mike Awesome and Perry Saturn. Perry Saturn scoops up Franchise. Awesome bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Hard impact russian legsweep by Saturn. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Cover for a two count. Perry Saturn hits some punches. Franchise pushes out of a Perry Saturn hold. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Mak Francis, executed well. Tag between Mak Francis and CIA. Rude Awakening on Perry Saturn by CIA. CIA hits a stump piledriver on Perry Saturn. Perry Saturn powers out of a CIA headlock. Saturn tags out to Mike Awesome. Mike Awesome hits a bulldog off the ropes. Mike Awesome scores with a big spinebuster. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Awesome slams CIA. CIA counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Massive backbreaker, Awesome got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Shawn Stasiak comes running down the aisle with a chair! Awesome goes to irish whip CIA into the ropes. Stasiak prepares to swing the chair...but CIA reverses! Stasiak accidentally smacks Awesome with a chair to the back! Mike Awesome is in trouble. Via Rail! 1....2....3. Suicide Squad don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Franchise Players, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends.

 

Winners: Franchise Players

Keith Score **1/2

Match Quality 68%

Crowd Reaction 68%

Overall Rating 67%

 

The Commissioner, Suicide King, is sitting in his office backstage, addressing the camera. "Hello, everyone. I know you're all anxious to find out who tonight's challenger for TNT's SWF World Championship will be. Well, that's a difficult decision on my part. You see, ELM and Tom Flesher competed in a #1 contender match last week, but the match resulted in a no contest. Frost and Neilsen of the Jungle have also asked -- actually, demanded is a better word -- demanded a shot at the title. This Commissioner does not give in to demands, and so neither of you will be getting the shot. Instead... TNT will defend his title tonight, against the newest member of the Suicide Squad..."

 

In walks... Scott Hall! Hall shake hands with the Suicide King, and the camera fades out on this stunning announcement.

 

Scott Hall gained 3 points of overness from this segment (75)

Overall Rating 89%

 

#1 Contendership - Hardcore Gamers Championship

Hardcore Match

Michael Craven vs Mike Van Siclen

 

Michael Craven fires off some right and left hands. Van Siclen gets slammed onto a trash can, squashing it. Big backdrop on Van Siclen, executed well. Big clothesline on Van Siclen. Van Siclen powers out of a headlock. Van Siclen hits a face jam on Michael Craven onto a chair. Badly executed second rope splash by Van Siclen. Cover for a two count. Michael Craven reverses a hip toss. Nice piledriver on Van Siclen. Cover for a two count. Death valley driver by Michael Craven, Mike Van Siclen got planted. Pin, but Van Siclen is out just before the three count. Michael Craven misses a clothesline. Craven takes a chop from Van Siclen. Mike Van Siclen gets taken down out of nowhere. Flying shoulder tackle by Craven sends Van Siclen to the mat. Mike Van Siclen gets knocked to the ground by Craven, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Descent into Darkness! 1....2....3. Janus comes running down the aisle with a chair! Michael Craven is just leaving the ring...and Janus scores with a brutal chair shot! Michael Craven falls to the floor holding his head.

 

Winner: Michael Craven

Keith Score **

Match Quality 56%

Crowd Reaction 64%

Overall Rating 61%

 

Neilsen of the Jungle has come down to the ring to run his mouth. "I am officially lodging a f**ing protest to SWF f**king management over my mistreatment here in the f**king SWF in the few short weeks since I've f**ing returned! Who the f**k does King think he is, denying me my f**king deserved shot at the f**king World title? King, I'm f**king calling you out! Get the f**k down here, right NOW!"

 

Suddenly, Mike Awesome comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Awesome and Neilsen start brawling...and Neilsen wins the exchange and floors Awesome. He signals for the Neilsen McTwist! Wait - Perry Saturn comes running down and slides in! Neilsen of the Jungle gets floored, and finds himself at a two-on-one disadvantage...but still fights back! Neilsen of the Jungle is fighting off both Awesome and Saturn! Shawn Stasiak comes out of the crowd and climbs into the ring...and Neilsen gets floored from behind! The three-on-one continues, and Neilsen of the Jungle winds up spread-eagled on the canvas, out cold. Shawn Stasiak has just joined the Suicide Squad, and the three-on-one ambush has just destroyed Neilsen of the Jungle!

 

Neilsen of the Jungle lost 1 points of overness from this segment (86)

Overall Rating 57%

 

Singles Match

Danny Williams vs Wildchild

 

Spinning back kick from Wildchild. Deathwish walks into a high dropkick from Wildchild. Deathwish walks into a high dropkick from Wildchild. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spin kick by Wildchild to the face. There's a two count on the pin. Danny Williams elbows Wildchild in the face to break a hammerlock. Deathwish drives a forearm into the chest of Wildchild. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger bomb by Danny Williams, executed perfectly. Wildchild counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Slingshot senton by Wildchild, crushing the chest of Deathwish. Johnny Dangerous comes running down the aisle with a chair! Wildchild goes to irish whip Danny Williams into the ropes. Barracuda hits Deathwish with a chair to the back! Danny Williams can barely stand. Here it comes - Wild Ride I. 1....2...3, it's finished. Johnny Dangerous remains in the ring. Danny Williams pushes the referee away, then spins Barracuda around! Danny Williams hits the Deathbomb! Johnny Dangerous has been floored after the match.

 

Winner: Wildchild

Keith Score **3/4

Match Quality 79%

Crowd Reaction 71%

Overall Rating 75%

 

We cut to the car park, where we see a car drive in and stop near the entrance to the locker room. TNT climbs out, grabs his bags, then heads into the locker room without a word.

 

Overall Rating 79%

 

Singles Match

El Luchadore Magnifico vs Jay Dawg

 

Jay Dawg with a spinning neckbreaker on ELM. Nice piledriver on ELM. There's a two count on the pin. El Luchadore Magnifico reverses a hip toss. Dropkick connects, JD goes down. Second rope flying axe handle, JD goes down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from El Luchadore Magnifico. Akira Maeda would be proud. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Jay Dawg comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. ELM walks into a spike slam. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jay Dawg scores with a big spinebuster. Hooks the leg for a close fall. JD slams El Luchadore Magnifico down. Jay Dawg fires off some right and left hands. Jay Dawg gets taken down out of nowhere. El Luchadore Magnifico hits a rolling kick on JD. Back heel kick off the second rope, JD goes flying. Jay Dawg gets knocked to the ground by ELM, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Mexican Pride Press! 1....2....3.

 

Winner: El Luchadore Magnifico

Keith Score: ***1/4

Match Quality 78%

Crowd Reaction 85%

Overall Rating 82%

 

SWF Intercontinental Television Championship

Frost © vs. Jerry Lynn

 

Lynn crushes Frost with a running senton. Tiger suplex on Frost, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Slingshot senton by Lynn, crushing the chest of Frost. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Spin kick by Jerry Lynn to the face. Cover for a two count. Lynn only gets knees on a splash. Big backdrop on Lynn, executed well. Frost hits a bulldog off the ropes. Lynn powers out of a headlock. Super frankensteiner on Frost, who hit hard. Jeff Jarrett comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Frost turns around.... Stroke!!! That shook the ring. Jarrett leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Lynn defeats Frost. Jeff Jarrett remains in the ring. Frost pushes the referee away, then spins Jarrett around! Frost hits the Early Winter! Jeff Jarrett has been floored after the match.

 

Winner and New Champion: Jerry Lynn

This match suffered because the crowd were still pumped up from the last one, and so this bout was seen as something of a let-down to them.

Jerry Lynn gained 9 points of overness from this segment (74)

The SWF ICTV title has gained in image (49)

Keith Score **1/2

Match Quality 93%

Crowd Reaction 42%

Overall Rating 67%

 

We cut to the car park, where we see a pissed-off Frost walk out, carrying his bags. They get dumped into the back of a car, and without a word, Frost climbs in and drives off into the night, angered over his ICTV title loss to Suicide Squad member Jerry Lynn.

 

Overall Rating 90%

 

A battered Neilsen of the Jungle surprisingly returns to the ring, looking furious. "Suicide King, that's f**king IT! I want you to get the f**k out here NOW!"

 

Nothing happens, and after waiting a few seconds, Neilsen slides to the outside and grabs a chair. He smacks it against the ring post, then destroys a monitor with a hard shot! He grabs a camera man and slugs him with a right hand! He grabs the camera...and destroys it by driving it into the canvas! A few stomps makes sure that it is totally wrecked. Neilsen of the Jungle grabs the microphone again.

 

"You see that f**king camera? That's going to be you're f**king head if I f**king find you, you lousy f**k!"

 

A contingent of referees and officials arrive to try to talk down Neilsen, but the Jungle King ignores them, pushing past them to head back up the ramp.

 

Overall Rating 89%

 

SWF World Heavyweight Championship

TNT © vs. Scott Hall

 

Flying shoulder tackle by Hall sends TNT to the mat. Big piledriver on TNT. Cover for a two count. TNT reverses a Scott Hall hammerlock. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, TNT uses a forearm to the face. Rude Awakening on Scott Hall by TNT. Cover for a two count. Death valley driver by TNT, Scott Hall got planted. Pin, but Hall is out just before the three count. Big backdrop on Hall, executed well. Scott Hall pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Spear by Scott Hall. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brutal powerbomb on TNT. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Flying shoulder tackle by Hall sends TNT to the mat. TNT takes a headbutt from Scott Hall. TNT counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. TNT with a spinning neckbreaker on Hall. Powerbomb on Hall. Ron Killings comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Scott Hall turns around.... Truth Or Consequences!!! That shook the ring. Killings leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin, three count, it's over. TNT pins Hall. Ron Killings isn't finished with his attack yet! Scott Hall stands up...and walks into a boot to the gut from Ron Killings. Truth Or Consequences!!! Scott Hall has been put down on the canvas! Ron Killings shakes his head and raises three fingers instead. Hall gets picked up...and hit with another Truth Or Consequences! Scott Hall is spread-eagled on the canvas. Killings again raises three fingers. Referees hit the ring, but are too scared to get too close. They can't stop this carnage...Truth Or Consequences, the third one in a row! Ron Killings eventually leaves the ring, as medics come to attend to Hall, who isn't moving.

 

Winner and Still Champion: TNT

TNT's turn was completed, and he is now a face.

TNT gained 2 points of overness from this turn (86)

Keith Score **1/2

Match Quality 81%

Crowd Reaction 59%

Overall Rating 70%

 

Final Show Rating 74%

Match of the Night: El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Jay Dawg

 

POST SHOW SUMMARY

Jerry Lynn becomes the first Suicide Squad member to hold a title, capturing the ICTV crown from Frost. TNT manages to hold onto his World Championship with a little help from the debuting Ron Killings. Meanwhile, Scott Hall and Shawn Stasiak both join the growing Suicide Squad. Who will face TNT next? Will Neilsen ever get his shot?

[Forewarned 0]

Well...?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WILL HE!?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Damn...I'd probably get a faster World Title shot here than in the real SWF dammit. That was a better brief Neilsen promo. I may have to unleash the real thing on ya' pretty soon...

[Guest Powerplay]

Still going good. I'd just like to note that "The Franchise Players" is a great name for CIA and Mak.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I job to Jerry Lynn and look to be feuding with Jeff Jarret?

 

LDP, I love ya' brutha, but you can eat a bag of dicks!

 

Jobbing Barry Horowitz and the Brooklyn Brawler to Frost=ratings!

 

I do seem to be over as shit though. Who are your top faces and heels according to the writing staff LDP?

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Bah @ two clean jobs

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

So can I count EWR wins on my win-loss record? Please?

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Frost.... bigger and better. No worries.

 

These are my top faces and heels as of the end of Storm.

 

Faces

#1 El Luchadore Magnifico

#2 TNT

#3 Ron Killings

#4 CIA

#5 Wildchild

 

Heels

#1 Suicide King

#2 Tom Flesher

#3 Jeff Jarrett

#4 Frost

#5 Jay Dawg

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

OK guys. New announcement to make. This diary is going to be placed on hold for a few days... because EWR 3.0 came out today. From glancing at the text file covering all the new features, it looks like this new version totally rocks ass. Anyway, I'm going to take a little time to experiment with the new version. Fortunately there's a 2.0 to 3.0 data converter, so I should be able to keep the diary going under the new version.

 

EDIT: OK, you know what? Forget I said all that. I'm not going to put the diary on hold. In fact, I'm going to keep it going under version 2.0 for the time being. Yeah, I'm an indecisive prick.

 

For those that want to download the new version of EWR, here's the link:

 

http://www.adamryland.co.uk/

Edited March 31, 2003 by Longdogger_Pete

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Tuesday, April 8, 2003

 

SWF NOTES

I've increased SWF's production values to 75% due to its increasing image. Sophie notes that WWE's Raw is hurting us, taking some viewers away from Storm. Storm scored a 3.15 rating, but drew an attendance of 1754, making $70,160 in ticket sales.

 

OAOAST NOTES

"IntenseZone" scored a 3.99 rating, was attended by 1504, and made $60,160 in ticket sales.

 

COMING UP ON LOCKDOWN

* Janus defends the Hardcore Gamers title against Michael Craven.

* Danny Williams takes on Jay Dawg for #1 contendership to the ICTV title.

* Main event tag match pits M7 members Frost and Tom Flesher against ELM and World champion TNT!

* And much more!

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

SWF LOCKDOWN - Wednesday, April 9, 2003

 

Welcome to Lockdown! We've got lots of matches ahead, so let's get right into them!

 

Singles Match

Shawn Stasiak vs Xero

 

Stasiak takes a flying neckbreaker from Xero. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. There's a two count on the pin. Stasiak backdrops Xero out of a piledriver attempt. Shawn Stasiak uses move #193 (arm-BAR). Xero gets caught with a short powerbomb from Stasiak. Cover for a two count. Tiger Driver nearly crushes the spine of Xero. Misawa approves i'm sure. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Vertical suplex by Shawn Stasiak. Shawn Stasiak gets taken down out of nowhere. Super frankensteiner on Stasiak, who hit hard. Cover for a two count. Tiger suplex on Stasiak, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Driven DDT by Xero. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Dropkick connects, Stasiak goes down. Stasiak drops out the back of a Xero bodyslam attempt. Gut buster, Xero hits hard. Tiger Driver nearly crushes the spine of Xero. Misawa approves i'm sure. Scott Hall comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Xero turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Hall! Scott Hall has left Xero in big trouble. Xero can barely stand. Reverse DDT!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Stasiak and Hall are putting the boots to Xero! Ron Killings comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Stasiak \ Hall running for cover. Ron Killings saved Xero from a major beating.

 

Winner: Shawn Stasiak

Keith Score *

Match Quality 75%

Crowd Reaction 31%

Overall Rating 53%

 

A video plays to hype the Suicide Squad. In a great video segment, we see clips of Suicide King's proclamation of his intentions to usher in a new era in SWF history, followed by clips of each Squad member's debut: Jeff Jarrett, Jerry Lynn, Mike Awesome, Perry Saturn, and Shawn Stasiak. Additional clips of Jerry Lynn's Intercontinental Television title win over Frost make King's words seem very prophetic.

 

Suicide King gained 4 points of overness from this segment (97)

Overall Rating 100%

 

#1 Contendership - SWF Tag Team Championship

Tag Match

Franchise Players (CIA & Mak Francis) vs Suicide Squad (Mike Awesome & Perry Saturn)

 

Rude Awakening on Mike Awesome by Franchise. Awesome takes a quick lariat. Tag between Mak Francis and CIA. CIA slams Mike Awesome down. Cover for a two count. Lifting DDT by CIA, looked good. Tag between CIA and Mak Francis. CIA scoops up Awesome. Franchise bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Franchise drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Tag to Perry Saturn. Franchise tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, Franchise hits hard. Tag to Mike Awesome. Suicide Squad hook up Franchise, then hit a double suplex. Rude Awakening on Mak Francis by Awesome. Full nelson slam on Franchise. Tag between Mike Awesome and Perry Saturn. Big dropkick by Perry Saturn, who got good elevation. Perry Saturn misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Tag between Mak Francis and CIA. Spear by CIA. Jerry Lynn comes running down the aisle with a chair! Saturn goes to irish whip CIA into the ropes. Lynn jumps onto the apron with the chair...but CIA reverses! Collision between Lynn, Saturn, and the chair! Perry Saturn staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over!

 

Winners: Franchise Players

Keith Score **1/2

Match Quality 68%

Crowd Reaction 68%

Overall Rating 67%

 

Neilsen of the Jungle is backstage with a microphone, talking next to Ben Hardy but in reality, addressing the SWF commissioner. "King, I've got one f**king thing to say. That's your f**king answer? I demand a World title shot and you send the f**king Goon Squad after me? Well, f**k that man! You aren't going to f**king hold me back any more. I'm going to get that f**king title shot -- if I have to beat it out of you to do it!"

 

Overall Rating 71%

 

SWF Hardcore Gamers Championship

Hardcore Match

Janus © vs Michael Craven

 

Craven chair shots Janus. Michael Craven hits a bulldog off the ropes. Cover for a two count. Janus ducks a wild right hand. Janus fires off some right and left hands. Fallaway slam by Janus. Cover for a two count. DDT onto a stop sign by Janus. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Big backdrop on Craven, executed well. Craven reverses a waistlock. Big piledriver on Janus. There's a two count on the pin. Michael Craven scores with a standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Big clothesline on Janus. Craven slams Janus onto the table. Michael Craven misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Bodyslam by Janus. Janus pulls a jumping piledriver out! Michael Craven can barely stand. Rage Unleashed! 1....2....3.

 

Winner and Still Champion: Janus

Keith Score *1/2

Janus lost 1 point of overness from this segment (65)

The SWF Hardcore Gamers title has gained in image (18)

Match Quality 72%

Crowd Reaction 48%

Overall Rating 60%

 

Franchise Players are walking. A door opens, and they come face to face with Justice and Rule. A staredown ensues.

 

"So, you two are the jackasses that are going to step up and challenge us?" asks Ejiro Fasaki.

 

"Don't like much of a threat to me," Judge offers.

 

"That's where you're wrong," Mak Francis counters. "The Franchise is on a roll -- as in, we're gonna roll all over your asses and win the Tag Team Championship!"

 

"You think so?" Judge replies, shoving Mak. "How about we just roll you back right now?"

 

All four team members begin shoving back and forth, but before things get out of hand, a number of officials arrive in time to break up the conflict.

 

Overall Rating 81%

 

Singles Match

Jeff Jarrett vs Wildchild

 

Jarrett slams Wildchild. Bodyslam by Jarrett. There's a two count on the pin. Wildchild blocks the suplex attempt. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Dropkick connects, Jarrett goes down. Wildchild hits a rolling kick on Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Jeff Jarrett hits a bulldog off the ropes. Jarrett whips Wildchild into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Wildchild floors Jarrett, then signals for the Wild Ride I. Meanwhile, Jeff Jarrett has something in his hands. Wildchild comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over.

 

Winner: Jeff Jarrett

Keith Score ***

Match Quality 73%

Crowd Reaction 78%

Overall Rating 76%

 

#1 Contendership - SWF Intercontinental Television Championship

Danny Williams vs Jay Dawg

 

JD gets caught with a short powerbomb from Deathwish. Reverse DDT into a backbreaker by Danny Williams, great move. There's a two count on the pin. JD kicks Danny Williams in the gut to reverse the momentum. JD hits a right hand. Big backdrop on Deathwish, executed well. Cover for a two count. Death valley driver by Jay Dawg, Danny Williams got planted. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Jay Dawg with a spinning neckbreaker on Deathwish. Danny Williams powers out of a Jay Dawg headlock. Vicious snap suplex! Jay Dawg got whipped over hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Danny Williams nearly kills JD with a released tiger suplex. Pin, but JD is out just before the three count. Vertical suplex by Danny Williams. Big forearm by Danny Williams, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Danny Williams misses a clothesline. Back elbow connects, Deathwish staggers backward. Lifting DDT by Jay Dawg, looked good. Danny Williams can barely stand. JD's Revenge!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

 

Winner: Jay Dawg

Keith Score **3/4

Match Quality 89%

Crowd Reaction 55%

Overall Rating 72%

 

We are treated to another outstanding video vignette. This one focuses on SWF World Champion TNT, briefly chronicling his rise through the ranks including his Clusterfuck win, his World title win over ELM, and his recent face turn.

 

TNT gained 2 points of overness from this segment (88)

Overall Rating 96%

 

Inside the commissioner's office, Suicide King talks to a camera. "Hello, everyone. I'd like to send a little message to Neilsen of the Jungle. You see, I thought I was pretty clear to Neilsen what his chances were of getting a shot at the SWF title. He hasn't been back in action long enough and I don't feel he is deserving of the shot yet. However, Neilsen remains determined, and has resorted to threatening me. Me, your SWF commissioner. Neilsen, you want to try to beat a title shot out of me? That doesn't sound like a bad idea. You see, there's a pay per view coming up at the end of this month, called Spite and Malice. And at this pay per view, we're going to have ourselves a match. It's going to be Neilsen of the Jungle... versus the Suicide King!"

 

The audience applauds in the background upon hearing this. King continues.

 

"That's right. Your commissioner will return to the ring to face Neilsen of the Jungle, and should Neilsen win, I will grant him an SWF World title shot at a time to be determined. But here's the catch: if I win -- and I will -- then Neilsen's career will be over. Done. Before it even has a chance to get started again. Neilsen will get his chance, but his career will be on the line."

 

King smiles. "And I can't wait to be the one to end it for good."

 

Overall Rating 95%

 

Tag Match

Frost & Tom Flesher vs. El Luchadore Magnifico & TNT

 

Running knee lift from TNT. TNT hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between TNT and El Luchadore Magnifico. ELM \ TNT hook up Frost, then hit a double suplex. Driven DDT by El Luchadore Magnifico. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Hooks the leg for a two count. ELM hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. ELM walks into a trip. Flying spear out of the corner! ELM nearly got snapped in two. Tag between Frost and Tom Flesher. Vertical suplex by Tom Flesher. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. ELM backdrops Tom Flesher out of a piledriver attempt. Tag between El Luchadore Magnifico and TNT. Spear by TNT. Powerbomb on Flesher. Pin, but Flesher is out just before the three count. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, TNT uses a forearm to the face. Flesher blocks a kick from TNT. Flying reverse elbow by Tom Flesher. Tom Flesher moves in for the kill. Boilermaker!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! The fight has started up again! Flesher \ Frost attacks ELM \ TNT, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.

 

Winners: Frost & Tom Flesher

Keith Score ***1/4

Match Quality 70%

Crowd Reaction 87%

Overall Rating 81%

 

Final Show Rating 77%

Match of the Night: Frost & Tom Flesher vs. El Luchadore Magnifico & TNT

 

POST SHOW SUMMARY

Some first-rate matches, some established feuds, and the first announced match for the next PPV made Lockdown an extraordinary show. The next PPV title is revealed (Spite and Malice), and Neilsen of the Jungle vs. Suicide King will be one of the headliners!

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

That's more fucking like it... no more jobs for Jay Dawg!

[Guest Suicide King]

Dammit. Now anything I book that looks like this has to be thrown out entirely. Ah well.

[Forewarned 0]

What!?!

 

You can't get rid of the greatest match-up of all time!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We have to see Xero vs. Shawn Stasiak!

 

That was a match that was supposed to happen but never did. I think both men retired or lost contracts at the same time.

[Guest redbaron51]

thats has to be the lowest point in my career then...

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

<<Dammit. Now anything I book that looks like this has to be thrown out entirely. Ah well.>>

 

Look. I am the Great All-Knowing, All-Seeing Longdoggahdoggah. Tremble before me and my infinite fucking wisdom.

 

...but seriously, King. Just pretend you didn't see it.

[Guest redbaron51]

zuh