OAOAST IntenseZone - 3/24/03

March 25, 2003

The pyro rises to its feet and the crowd explodes as Intense Zone is on the air!

Tonight's massive main event, No Deal! Wildcard! The SuperStar, Tony The Body, Angle-Plex, and OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion AngleSault, all in one match! But how will it work? Find out tonight!OaOasT IntenseZone~! opens with a dark and dreary day outside...rain falls as Big Poppa Popick is seen getting out of his car to the roar of the crowd...In one hand he carries his bags, the other, a tire-iron...

The cameraman scuttes away as BPP walks into the backstage entrance area...following him along a corridor, the camera focuses on BPP's slick/wet black hair, his shirt wet from the rain...

As a moment of circumstance...ZsasZ pops out from the locker-room...and right into BPP by accident...

BPP scowls, and turns ZsasZ around, into a tire-iron~! shot..ZsasZ crumples to the ground as BPP stands over...

Kotzenjunge hears the shot and comes running out...He stares at what's happened

KOtz: BPP, what the (ghack~!) Kotz is grabbed into a side headlocka and smashed into the conrete wall...

BPP continues to walk, entering the Commissioner's office...strewn out, with Sandman in the desk.

Sandman: Feeling...better? old pal?

::BPP stares. Sandman stands and waves a piece of paper::

Sandman: By the way, I took the liberty of making a contract. Me vs. The Purist for AngleMania 2 is now official, and officially a No Disqualification match. Looks like I still know how to forge your signature. See ya bitch.

::Sandman leaves as BPP fumes::

March 25, 2003

(ZsasZ is standing in the ring when we come (back) on air, he's dressed in an all black suit with a grey tie. He seems quite pleased with himself.)

Z: "Reject, can you feel it? It's there; in your thoughts. It's in the back of your mind; when you think of Tokyo. It's watching you as you polish the X-Title. It's clawing at your stomach; as the days inch by. It's there when you relax at home. It's there when you sleep with your wife... when you play with your two little children. Do you know what it is?"

(Long pause)

Z: "It's FEAR. Because you saw what I did to Zack last week. You've seen what I've done to other people. You know... deep in your very soul... that you can't beat me. We've smelled each other's sweat. We've spilled each other's blood. But at Angle-Mania... I'll rob you of something much more dear-- your pride. You will give up to me. You will admit I am the better man.

You will learn to fear... me.

You think you've fealt fear?

I AM fear."

March 25, 2003

Big Poppa Popick vs. The Purist

Coming back from commercial, the Purist and Jim Cornette stand in the ring, obviously having riled up the audience.

Cornette: And so, with all the gutless...

::My Hero flares up:: and the blackened BPP, still not having dried himself from the weather outside, walks out with a mic.

BPP: On behalf of everyone here...Shut the fuck up. Wrestle? Wrestle me bitch.

BPP vs. The Purist

One Fall

BPP slides into the ring and goes right into a headlock by the Purist. BPP steps left and reverses into a hammerlock...leading the purist to run to the ropes...springing back and rolling on top of BPP...who rolls through also and continues the hammerlock, then shifting left across and into a devastating side headlock.

The Purist drops down and takes out BPP's leg...hooking up into a side leglock...BPP reverses into a armbar...Purist rolls across BPP's legs and goes into a cover...2 count~! reveresed for a 2 count by BPP

Both men stand up and go back into a collarbone/elbow tieup, fighting around the ring, when the crowd pops and boos...BPP struggles to get out, as he realizes somethings up...and Cornette himself starts looking around

Sandman runs in from the crowd with a thumbtack bat...shot to the back of the Purist~!

Winner, by DQ, in 4:15, The Purist

Cornette jumps up and down as Sandman beats the Purist all the way around the ring. Sandman goes for a headshot...but BPP kicks Sandman from behind, causing Sandman to drop the bat. BPP grabs the bat...he swings for the fences...but Sandman dodges... PSYCHO DRIVAH~! Both men are down. Sandman grabs a mic.

"Hey, motherfuckers! You, bitch ::points at Purist:: I'm gonna fuck you up good at AngleMania. You think just because you can swing a chair at some guy, that you're in my league? Fuck no ass, you're in my Hell now. No DQ? Fuck, I'm takin' it easy on you slut. You can wrestle, but can you brawl, and can you BLEED? And bitch number two, ::points at BPP:: let's get one thing straight: I OWN YOU. I'm your Pope, I'm your Emperor, I'm your King, I'm your GOD, I'm your SATAN. Your soul? It's MINE!::

Sandman drops the mic as "White America" comes on and the crowd boos.

March 25, 2003

(We see the sun-caked sands of an ancient arena. We can hear the echos of the men and beasts who were slaves there, who fought there, who died there. We see flashes of swords in duel, and finally an Emperor's thumb, pointing downwards. We see a gigantic man kneeling in the sand, running it through his fingers. He is dressed in modern day jeans and tank-top, but he clutches an ancient helmet to his chest.)

G: "I can feel the sun on my back, the breeze in my hair. I can hear the roar of the crowd, as it interjects itself into the desperate struggle for survival that took place here. I can smell the corpses as they rot in the sun; and it is as sweet as a rose. I can taste blood and victory, a combination that is more addictive than anything that God or Man knows of. Most of all... I can see. I can see my opponent, defeated, begging for my mercy. Even as he knows that that mercy is not mine to give. Because I can see the hand of my Caesar... and it calls for blood."

(THE GLADIATOR: MODERN MAN, ANCIENT SOUL flashes across the screen)

G: "We who are about to die, salute you!"

March 25, 2003

("Little Crazy" by Fight hits and out comes J.O.B. Squad. He's not used to getting an actual entrance, so he's happy as can be. He slaps hands with fans along the side, and gets a strong pop.)

Jesse: This kid is deadly. He can hurt you in so many different ways... and they all HURT.

JR: Well, he's in the ring with a monster tonight.

("Princes of the Universe" by Queen hits, and some huge pyros blast to the drumbeats of the song. The crowd is a bit unsure as to how to react to this new guy, and they seem to be in awe of his sheer size. He takes of the helmets and wipes his feet before entering the ring.)

JR: Next week, on IZ I will be having a personal "1-on-1" interview with The Gladiator, to help explain his origins and shed some light on him.

(Gladiator stands in the ring and slowly takes off his helmet. The crowd is in a kind of awe around him, and it’s obvious they don’t quite know what to make of him.)

Jesse: Let’s see if debut jitters get to Gladiator or if this rookie has surprise up his sleeve for J.O.B. Squad.

(Gladiator sprints across the ring and levels J.O.B. Squad with a huge lariat. He picks J.O.B. back up and hits a Belly-to-Belly that sends J.O.B. flying over the top rope.)

JR: “My god, look at that show of power from Gladiator. I wonder if he has a football background.”

Jesse: “Save it for your interview with him, JR. It seems J.O.B. is going to consider his options outside.”

JR: “And what is Gladiator doing? He seems to be…playing for crowd support. Is this arrogance, or…”

(Suddenly, J.O.B leaps to the ropes and hits a beautiful springboard dropkick; sending Gladiator flying into the far side ropes. J.O.B. hits a 6-1-9, and slaps on a reverse arm-breaker.)

JR: “And as we can see, J.O.B. Squad is proficient both in mid-air, and mid-counter.”

Jesse: “If Gladiator thought his first match would be a cake-walk; he was sadly mistaken.”

(Gladiator manages to get to his feet. He uses clubbing blows over J.O.B. Squad’s neck to force him to break, and he goes for a waistlock. He brings J.O.B. down hard with a German Suplex, and again poses to the crowd.)

JR: “Well, Gladiator is again, posing to the crowd. Why is he so infatuated with them?”

Jesse: “I don’t know, but someone should tell him that no one ever won a match by posing.”

JR: “Perhaps he thinks he’s in ancient Rome. Where the will of the crowd determined life or death in the Coliseum.”

(Gladiator picks up J.O.B. Squad, and gets a nice Eye Rake for his troubles. J.O.B. Squad hits three straight dropkicks to the knee; grounding the big man. He the goes to the top and flies through the air, bringing Gladiator down with him in a DDT!)

JR: “My God! What a high-flying move! This has GOT to be it! 1…2…NO!”

Jesse: “He was millimeters away, JR. But that only counts in horseshoes.”

JR: “And now look at J.O.B. ferociously stomp at the head and neck of Gladiator.”

(J.O.B. Squad locks in a front facelock; a simple, but very effective submission maneuver. Gladiator begins slamming his hands on the mat as if it were some kind of war beat from long past. The crowd is into it, and begins clapping along. Gladiator gets to his feet and turns the front facelock into a modified Vertical Suplex.)

Jesse: “WHOAH! I’ve never seen that counter before.”

(Gladiator picks J.O.B. Squad up and gives him the Spike Piledriver; driving his head into the mat!)

JR: “My god! He could’ve snapped his neck with that!”

Jesse: “Relax, this isn’t Memphis. At least I don’t think its Memphis…”

(He picks him up with one hand and screams to the crowd, “Is it done?” They respond in the negative, with a big “Hell No!”)

Jesse: “Well, you just witnessed the modern equivalent to the Roman Emperor’s thumb. And it’s pointing DOWN.”

(Gladiator picks up J.O.B. as if for a Belly-to-Back Suplex. He elevates him… and then rotates and slams him down into a Chokeslam!)

JR: “My God, that has to be it! 1…2…3!”

Jesse: “What a debut!”

WINNER in 5:23 via Taue Chokebomb: THE GLADIATOR!

March 25, 2003

Chop Suey" by System of a Down plays on the speakers as NazMistry shows up to cheers from the crowd! He walks down to the ring. He has a mic on his hand.

NazMistry: I know I made a lot of mistakes last year. I wasn't exactly kind to all you people. I didn't endear myself to you. I would like to say, 'I'm sorry!' (Crowd claps in respect.) As you all know, I'm retired. Or now, WAS retired! I made myself a little comeback! Last Monday, I came back and kicked some ass! (Crowd cheers!) I heard some loud mouth two weeks ago coming out with this open challenge! Naturally, this was some oppourtunity I couldn't pass up! So I came to Intense Zone last Monday, getting ready to answer the open challenge. However, before I could get out there, I got punked out backstage! I know it was...

Final Audition plays up on the loudspeakers to interrupt NazMistry's speech, but quickly changes to Ode to Joy as The Mad Cappa and Vince Rusco come out to boos! They stay on the top of the set as Rusco has a mic.

Vince Rusco: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Who in the hell do you think you are to come out here to talk to these morons out there! (Crowd boos!) This is supposed to be my time time to show out here, but you can't seem (Points to his head.) to get this through your pea sized little brain! Haven't you done enough already?! You not only attacked us last Monday, but you also had the gall to attack us again on Road to AngleMania II! Look, we're more focused on that Puerto Rican Lightning guy, but you keep getting involved!

NM: I wasn't gonna' attack you guys, but didn't you say some remarks? I think you called me the dumbest luchador, a joke! I am not a joke you little prick! I am NazMisty damn it! The best damn luchador the OAOAST has ever seen! Hey Cappa, why don't you leave that piece of trash you call a manager and fight your own battles! That is, unless you are Rusco's bitch!

VR: Hey, you look here...

The Mad Cappa: (Interrupts by grabbing the mic.) You look here NazMistry! I ain't somebody's bitch! I am The Mad Cappa! I will make you regret coming back to the OAOAST after you retired ever since Caboose exposed you as the joke that you are! I'm gonna' make you pay for making me look a fool last week.

VR: (Takes the mic from The Mad Cappa) I know you had a bad week Cappa and we would all like to forget about it.

NM: (Interrupts) No! We will not forget that you lost to a jobber on Road to AngleMania II! Ha! We will also not forget that you got beaten up by me! It seems like I have a mission. It looks like I'm gonna' need to teach these new punks about respect!

TMC: (Grabs the mic from VR.) Why in the hell should I respect ya'!

NM: Why don't you get your lazy ass down here for a lesson in respect!

The arena turns dark as a lightning bolt hits a section of the set away from The Mad Cappa and Vince Rusco. The lights turn back on. "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine plays on the speakers as Puerto Rican Lightning and Mr. Boricua come out to boos! Cappa and Rusco are keeping their guards up! PR Lightning sneers at Cappa and Rusco! PR Lightning has his own mic.

Puerto Rican Lightning: Now, now, now, now. Why all the bickering? NazMistry, what do YOU have to do in me and Mad Cappa's buisness?

NazMistry: I'll tell you what I have to do in it. It was YOU, Puerto Rican Lightning, who punked me out backstage! It was you! You punked me out last week on IntenseZone and that's why I attacked you after your match!!!

(The crowd boos. They begin chanting "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Lightning puts fingers in his ears to drown out the booing, but the booing just gets louder. He slaps himself in the forehead twice then begins to speak)

P.R. Lightning: SHUT UP!!! Yes, Naz, I did attack you backstage. I did the dirty deed but it was only because I had to! I will take down each and every OAOAST superstar I encounter in my quest to become the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! Heh, you were just backstage, you're apart of the OAOAST, so I attacked you. It isn't rocket science. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH!

(The crowd continues booing, as P.R. sneers at them. Mr. Boricua motions to the crowd to shut up)

P.R.: And I do it again. But, I won't since you're not my buisness, my buisness is...

NM: I AM YOUR BUISNESS YOU NO GOOD PUERTO RICAN BITCH!

(Crowd cheers)

P.R. Lightning: As I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted, my buisness is with you (points to TMC) Mad Cappa. You prick! You deserved to lose to Virgin Island Thunder on Road To AngleMania last week! You know why? Because you're weak. You're pathetic. I have no idea how you were allowed into the OAOAST. Infact, you're probalby just a janitor who signed up when noone was looking. HA! I made a joke!

(The crowd boos as P.R. Lightning laughs but turns serious and stands face-to-face with Mad Cappa)

PR: So I say, how about we settle this. How about me and you have a match at AngleMania II. Puerto Rican Lightning vs. The Mad Cappa. I...hate...you. You...hate...me. How about it?

(The crowd begins chanting "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" as Mad Cappa thinks about P.R.'s challenge)

NazMistry: I got a better idea! Since, none of these fans will pay their hard earn money to watch you two jobbers fight, how about you two face me at AngleMania?! I hate you! (points to The Mad Cappa) and I hate you! (points to Puerto Rican Lightning) Let's make that match a Triple Threat Match? Puerto Rican Loser vs. The Mad Crappa vs. The Fightingest Luchador of all time-NazMistry! Do you have the balls to face me? Do you?

(The crowd cheers and begin chanting "NazMistry!" "NazMistry!" "NazMistry!" The Mad Cappa, Puerto Rican Lightning, Mr. Boricua, and Vince Rusco. TMC looks like he's trying to persuade P.R. not to do something, but Puerto Rican takes the mic)

Puerto Rican Lightning: Me vs. The Mad Cappa vs. You at AngleMania II? Well, it would be an honor to retire you permantley, so...YES!

(The crowd cheers. TMC looks less than thrilled with that decision)

NazMistry: Well than it's settled. I'll see you two pieces of crap at AngleMania!

("Chop Suey" begins to play as NazMistry poses for the crowd. Puerto Rican Lightning and Mr. Boricua begin to leave but are stopped by Vince Rusco)

VR: Hey look Lightning, even though we hate your guts, I think we need to get together to take out NazMistry out of the equation! Make no bones about it, we have a score to settle. But for tonight, you and me against that joke in a 2-on-1 handicap match! What do you say?

P.R.: Take out Naz BEFORE AngleMania? Well Mr. Rusco, you are a very smart man. It's ashamed that you got The Mad Crappa as your client. I accept! Naz, be prepared to have a P.R. Nightmare! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!

"Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against The Machine plays as Puerto Rican Lightning and Vince Rusco shake hands. They all leave together leaving Naz by himself in the ring.

March 25, 2003

Classic IZ Segment: The Most Infamous Match In IZ History

“Five Minutes Alone” hits as Sandman9000 makes his way out to the ring. Showing that he is not afraid of anything, Sandman walks directly underneath the eight-foot ladder. As Sandman slides under the bottom strands of barbed wire into the ring, he catches the back of his shirt on the ropes. Frustrated, Sandman takes his torn-up shirt off and tosses it into the crowd.

JR-“Bah Gawd! Sandman just got rid of his shirt! He’s topless, Tony! There is no protection between him and that barbed wire!”

Tony- “That’s because he is an idiot, JR. He is so obsessed with this “Deathcore” crap that he is going to kill himself before he hurts anyone else. And that is good, since it will make for an easy victory for Evenflow, and Evenflow will never have to deal with this moron again.”

“Here Comes The Money” hits as EvenflowDDT comes out, flanked by Zack Malibu and The SuperStar. Evenflow is without his Hardcore Title, as he surrendered it earlier in the day. It is now hanging fifteen feet above the ring.

Evenflow seems hesitant to get into the ring. He makes motions to enter the ring, but squirms away when he comes near the wire. The In-Crowd huddles together.

JR-“Well, is he going to get into the ring or not?”

Tony-“He’s being smart, JR. No sense in doing something stupid, especially when you are the champion. Take your time and let your opponent make a mistake.”

After a brief huddle, Zack grabs the ladder and sets it up next to the ring. SuperStar and Zack hold the ladder while Evenflow climbs to the top. After posing for a photo-op and hearing the boos of the crowd, Evenflow jumps over the wire and into the ring.

As the two competitors circle the ring, Zack starts to climb the ladder. The ref rushes over and stops Zack from entering the ring, then throws both Zack and SuperStar out!

JR-“The official just had the In Crowd removed from ringside!”

Tony-“First, Evenflow has to be in this kind of a match, then he has his support group removed. Is there any way that the odds can be stacked more against him?”

The official, after moving the ladder back to its original spot, signals for the bell to be rung.

JR-“Here we go folks! The first ever No Rope Barbed Wire Ladder Match in OAOAST history is underway!”

Sandman starts towards Evenflow, but Evenflow backs away every time. It continues for about twenty seconds, with Sandman approaching and Evenflow retreating, until Evenflow is back into a corner. Desperate, Evenflow goes for an eyepoke, but Sandman catches the hand. Grinning, Sandman starts to open up on Evenflow.

After a series of right, Sandman whips Evenflow towards the barbed wire. Evenflow, smartly, throws himself to the ground. He starts to roll towards the outside, but is hesitant to get near the barbed wire. Evenflow stands up and a stand-off occurs.

As Sandman approaches, Evenflow forces him into a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Evenflow works it into an armbar, then turns it into a wristlock. Sandman reverses, but Evenflow is able to counter and take Sandman to the mat with a headlock takeover. Evenflow applies a chinlock as the bloodthirsty crowd boos.

Tony-“See, Evenflow is being smart. He knows he can’t brawl with Sandman, especially in this environment, so he going to remove Sandman from his game. This is Evenflow’s match right now.”

After holding the chinlock for thirty seconds, Evenflow brings Sandman up to a standing headlock. Evenflow goes to take Sandman over in another headlock takeover, but Sandman blocks and hits a belly-to-back suplex. As Evenflow bounces back onto his feet, Sandman takes him down with a running leg lariat.

JR-“Business might be ready to pick up!”

As Evenflow staggers near the barbed wire, Sandman nails a couple of right hands. Taking a couple of steps back, Sandman throws a big clothesline which Evenflow ducks. Sandman stops before hitting the barbed wire, but Evenflow shoves Sandman back-first into the barbed wire! Sandman screams in pain as the crowd gasps.

JR-“And Sandman is the first to taste that heinous barbed wire! It’s cutting into his bare back!”

With Sandman stuck, Evenflow punches Sandman in the face. Evenflow pulls Sandman out of the wire, only to shove Sandman back into the wire again! Evenflow again frees Sandman, whose back is punctured and starting to turn red. Evenflow hooks Sandman up for a suplex, but drop Sandman stomach-first across the barbed wire! The crowd screams while Sandman tries to fall back into the ring.

Tony-“See! Evenflow isn’t scared! He’s taking the fight directly to that sick sonofabitch, and he’s winning! Evenflow isn’t the Hardcore champion because of dumb luck! He’s damn tough!”

Evenflow pulls Sandman off the barbed wire and back into the ring. After a kick to the stomach, Evenflow backs up, looking for a knee lift. As Evenflow charges, Sandman moves and throws Evenflow towards the barbed wire! Or tries to, as Evenflow dives OVER the wire, to the outside of the ring!

JR-“Evenflow just barely saved himself there!”

Tony-“Dumb luck. Sandman got lucky, but it was SKILL that Evenflow used to save himself. Heads up JR!”

As Tony says that, Sandman jumps over the barbed wire as well with a somersault plancha, nailing Evenflow. Both men are down on the outside of the ring. Sandman is up first, but Evenflow counters and tosses Sandman over the guardrail, into the crowd.

JR-“What the hell is this? It’s a ladder match, not falls count anywhere!”

As Sandman and Evenflow brawl through the crowd, heading towards the stage, both men throw each other into the hockey barriers. They make their way to the stage area, where Evenflow whips Sandman into the guardrail, only to be backdroped over and into the stage area. Sandman hops onto the guardrail, and comes off with a clothesline. Sandman then starts digging around under the stage, and pulls out a table with 15 lightbulbs taped onto it!

Tony-“What the hell is this! This isn’t a lightbulb match! Why the hell does he have that damned table?”

Sandman sets the table over perpendicular to the stage, then grabs Evenflow and forces him onto the stage. On the stage, Sandman hits a bodyslam and a legdrop.

JR-“That stage is about ten feet off the ground. It’s a nasty fall, especially if you hit that lightbulb table.”

Sandman leads Evenflow towards the end of the stage, near the lightbulb table, but SuperStar rushes out from the entrance way and attacks Sandman from behind.

Tony-“That is the brilliance of Zack Malibu and the In Crowd! See, just because they are barred from ringside doesn’t mean they can’t attack on the stage! Tremendous! And now Sandman is going to get what he deserves!”

SuperStar and Evenflow start clubberin’ Sandman, to the boos of the crowd. They try to pick the challenger up, but Sandman is too much dead weight for them. After softening Sandman up some more, the two In Crowd members finally have Sandman on his feet. They prepare Sandman for a double hiptoss off the stage onto the lightbulb table, but Sandman is able to counter with elbows. SuperStar goes for a Ghetto Blaster, but misses and nails Evenflow upside the head. Sandman hits SuperStar with a kick to the stomach, then bring him over to the end of the stage and sets him up in a powerbomb position as the crowd pops.

JR-“No! Bah Gawd Sandman, don’t do it!”

Sandman lifts SuperStar up in the air, sets him up for the Messiah Bomb. After holding SuperStar up for a second, SuperStar tries to wiggle his way free. However, he is unable to do so, and Sandman throws SuperStar off the stage, back-first through the lightbulb table! The glass explodes on contact, as shards of glass and dust fly out of the carnage. Once it is visible, SuperStar is seen lying in the wreckage of the table and lightbulbs, in no condition to fight. The crowd cheers as medics come to check on SuperStar.

JR-“He just gave another human being the Messiah Bomb off the stage through that damned lightbulb-covered table!”

Tony-“Sandman is disgusting! SuperStar was not in this matchup, and Sandman had no right to attack him, especially give SuperStar a Messiah Bomb off the stage through a lightbulb-covered table!”

Evenflow attacks Sandman from behind as the two brawl down the entranceway, towards the ring. Evenflow goes for a Primadonna on the outside, but is backdroped. Sandman throws Evenflow into the ring, under the barbed wire, then tosses in the ladder. Not finished, Sandman walks over to the timekeeper’s table and throws in two chairs. Still not satisified, Sandman goes under the ring and pulls out a table, which is inserted into the ring.

During that period, Evenflow had set the ladder up underneath the belt and started climbing. As Evenflow reached the fourth rung, Sandman slid into the ring. Grabbing a chair, Sandman swings and nails Evenflow in the back, causing the champion to crash to earth. Sandman places the chair on Evenflow’s stomach, and hits a senton on it.

Placing the ladder on a section of the barbed wire, Sandman suplexes Evenflow onto the steel! One of the barbed wire strands snaps, and dangles from the attached corner. Placing the ladder back in the ring, Sandman grabs the broken strand and wraps it around Evenflow’s neck, choking the champion!

Tony-“That should be a disqualification right there.”

JR-“There are no disqualifications in this matchup Tony, you know that.”

Tony-“I do know that, and I am just saying that for Evenflow to be forced to defend his title in such a situation is stupid!”

After freeing Evenflow from the choke, Sandman whips Evenflow towards the barbed wire. Evenflow is able to put on the brakes and stop about eighteen inches away, but is hit from behind by a Sandman dropkick, and crashes into the barbed wire! Evenflow screams and thrashes around, trying to free himself. Sandman grabs a chair and throws it at Evenflow’s head, causing the champion to fall to the ground, his shirt still stuck in the wire.

After freeing Evenflow from the wire, Sandman takes Evenflow’s face and tries to rub it over the top strand of barbed wire. Evenflow is able to block, so Sandman scoops Evenflow and drops him chest-first across the wire! With Evenflow stunned, Sandman starts to rake Evenflow’s face across the barbed wire! Evenflow screams as his tender forehead is cut open once more.

Tony-“Somebody needs to stop this matchup. Sandman is too out of control to be wrestling.”

As the blood begins to flow from Evenflow’s face, Sandman hits the champion in the back with the ladder. Feeling that Evenflow is appropriately stunned, the challenger sets the ladder up underneath the belt and starts climbing. As Sandman makes it to the fourth rung and starts reaching, Evenflow makes it up to his feet. Seeing Sandman on the ladder, Evenflow rushes and shoves the ladder over, causing Sandman to fall ribs-first into the wire! Sandman screams as he tries to pull the wire out of his skin.

JR-“In all mah years of watchin wrasslin’, I’ve never seen such a thing as that!”

With Sandman stuck in the barbed wire, Evenflow takes the opportunity to set the ladder back up under the belt and start climbing. As he makes it to the fifth rung, Sandman frees himself, and starts climbing underneath Evenflow. Sandman manages to get Evenflow sitting on his shoulders, and falls off the ladder, with Evenflow going back-first into the barbed wire! Evenflow screams in pain as his shirt is completely ripped to shreads.

Sandman opens up both chairs next to each other, but sees that Evenflow is in a bad way, so Sandman starts to climb the ladder. Evenflow is still fighting, however, and starts to climb the other side. Both men are on the fifth rung of the eight-foot ladder, until Evenflow hits a hiptoss off the ladder, through both chairs!

Tony-“Evenflow will never quit on you. He is a fighter, a person who would rather die then surrender.”

With Sandman down, Evenflow knows that he is going to have to soften the challenger up more. Evenflow props the ladder up against the barbed wire, then throws Sandman into the ladder. However, Sandman and the ladder go tumbling to the outside, leaving Evenflow with no way to reach the belt!

Frustrated, Evenflow is stuck in the ring, bleeding out of his face and back, and is hesistant to get near the barbed wire. However, Evenflow remembers that officials always have wire cutters in this kind of match. Evenflow demands the wire cutters from the official at ringside, then uses them to cut down the barbed wire on one side of the ring, the side that had the strand snap earlier. As Evenflow is cutting down the wire, Sandman grabs a lightbulb from under the ring and nails Evenflow in the back with it! Evenflow tumbles over the wire and out of the ring, with half of the barbed wire cut off the ringpost.

With both men on the outside, Sandman stomps on Evenflow. Taking the wire cutters, Sandman cuts down the rest of the barbed wire, leaving one side with no fencing; free of barbed wire. Sandman takes a strand of the barbed wire and wraps it around his mop, then rakes it along Evenflow’s back! As Evenflow screams in pain, Sandman starts to beat Evenflow with the barbed wire mop. Sandman then throws the ladder back into the ring.

Sandman sets the ladder up, but near the empty portion of the ring, not under the belt. Sandman climbs up the ladder, and makes it up to the sixth rung before Evenflow makes it back to his feet. Seeing Sandman way above him, Evenflow quickly slides into the ring. Before Sandman can reposition himself on the ladder, Evenflow tips the ladder over, sending Sandman crashing into the guardrail on the outside!

Tony-“I hope Sandman cracked his fool head open! What is he thinking, going for such a stupid move when he could go for the belt.”

Evenflow sets the ladder underneath the belt and starts climbing as well. As Evenflow makes it up to the sixth rung and is within reaching distance of the belt, Sandman makes it up to his feet. His nose broken, Sandman can barely see, but is able to spot Evenflow on the ladder, about to grab the belt. In desperation, Sandman grabs his mop and throws it at Evenflow. The mop catches Evenflow on the side of the head, knocking Evenflow off the ladder and chest first into the barbed wire!

JR-“And now Evenflow goes bare-chested into that unforgiving wire, which does not taste like mah BBQ sauce!”

Tony-“Would you stop with those BBQ sauce comments already! For the love of God, you DRINK the stuff during these broadcasts!”

Evenflow tries to free himself from the wire, but starts screaming about how one of his nipples is caught in the wire. Sandman takes the opportunity to set the table up in the corner and nail Evenflow from behind with the barbed wire mop. Sandman pulls Evenflow free of the barbed wire, with blood coming out of Evenflow’s nipple. Sandman looks like he is setting Evenflow up for the EdgeCrusher through the table, but Evenflow is able to knee Sandman in the stomach. Evenflow spins around, hooks Sandman, bring Sandman into the Gory Guerrero Special position, and drives Sandman neck-first through the bridged table with the SoCal Suburban Angst!

JR-“That’s the same damn thing that Evenflow did to Sandman back at AngleSlam! Damn near broke Sandman’s neck!”

Tony-“I hope Evenflow did this time, since these guys need to end this match quickly. And if a guy can’t feel his legs, he can’t climb a ladder, can he?”

Both men, after being down for close to 45 seconds, start to stir at the same time. With the ladder still set up in the middle of the ring, both guys start towards it. However, Evenflow grabs Sandman and tries to whip him into the ladder, but the whip is reversed and Evenflow ends up going back first into the barbed wire! Knocking the ladder out of the way, Sandman moves to the other side of the ring, rotating his right shoulder and warming it up. As the crowd begins to pop, Sandman rushes forward and nails Evenflow with the Killshot, sending both men tumbling over the barbed wire, out of the ring. However, Evenflow has his pants stuck on the wire, and is handing upside down!

Sandman punches the dangling Evenflow before the wire snaps and Evenflow falls to ringside. The challenger picks up the In Crowd member and tosses him over the guardrail, into the crowd. Sandman follows as Evenflow starts retreating from the ring.

Tony-“Now where the hell are they going?”

Sandman and Evenflow brawl until they reach the bottom of a balcony. Evenflow tries to stop and lead Sandman back to the ring, but Sandman hammers Evenflow from behind and starts dragging the champion up the stairs, heading for the top of the balcony!

JR-“Good God almighty! That’s gotta be about a 50 or 60 foot balcony!”

Tony-“Dammit JR, I’m sick of your hyperbole. Can’t you get your heights straight? That’s probably only about a 30 foot balcony.”

Sandman and Evenflow make their way up the stairs, and reach the top of the balcony. Suddenly, Zack Malibu attacks out of nowhere! He hits a School’s Out on Sandman, knocking the challenger down. Zack hands an object to Evenflow before the two celebrate, as Zack heads down the stairs.

JR-“What did Zack give Evenflow? What are those two planning?”

Tony-“They are planning to win this match, JR! This is why the In-Crowd will reign supreme over Sandman! They actually think and use strategy, instead of foolish tactics!”

At the bottom of the balcony, Zack has workers construct three tables in a pyramid form. At the top, Evenflow brings Sandman up to a standing position and is taunting the towel boy. Out of nowhere, Sandman awakens and starts opening up on Evenflow, knocking the champion dangerously close to the end of the balcony! Sandman hooks Evenflow up for an EdgeCrusher, but Evenflow floats over and hits a Pillow Made O’ Concrete instead. The crowd boos as the workers finish constructing the table pyramid.

JR-“What are those two planning! And why are Sandman and Evenflow on that balcony? Those two are crazier then pet coons in an insane asylum!”

Tony-“Quiet, JR, the In Crowd is going to finish Sandman off once and for all!”

However, the workers immediately flee the balcony, as an object steps out of the shadows! Zack looks at the running workers, then turns around to see what they were scared off. Zack screams like a girl and falls down.

JR-“It’s JINGUS! Bah Gawd, it’s JINGUS!”

JINGUS grabs Zack’s head, engulfing it in his massive paw, and delivers a nasty claw slam. As Evenflow looks on stunned, JINGUS presses Zack over his head and places Zack on the top table.

On top of the balcony, Evenflow looks on in disbelief. Sandman spins Evenflow around and hits him in the stomach with a chair. Sandman tosses the chair to Evenflow, who catches it, and eats the chair as Sandman nails a Yakuza kick! With Evenflow down, Sandman makes his way to the edge of the balcony, as the fans begin to cheer. JR-“OH MAH GAWD! HE’S GONNA JUMP!”

Tony-“Don’t do it! For the love of God Sandman, don’t do it!”

Sandman turns his back to the balcony, his heels hanging over the edge, his arms raised above his head. With the entire crowd screaming and yelling, Sandman leaps and pulls off two forward flips before smashing through Zack and the tables!

JR-“OH MAH GOD! OH MAH GAWD! OH MAH GAWD! PHANTISMO DESTRUCTO OFF THE BALCONY THROUGH ZACK MALIBU AND THREE TABLES! WITH GAWD AS MY WITNESS, BOTH MEN ARE BROKEN IN HALF!”

Tony-“Someone call 911! Get some medical help out here! Zack Malibu is seriously injured, Sandman is probably dead, and Evenflow needs some medical attention!”

As the workers return to check on both men, replays are shown of Sandman’s insane stunt, from various angles and in slow motion.

On top of the balcony, Evenflow crawls over to the edge and takes in the carnage. Furious, Evenflow grabs the chair and throws it off the balcony, nailing JINGUS square in the back of the head! JINGUS falls to the ground, unconscious.

JR-“And Evenflow just threw a chair off the balcony and nailed that hoss JINGUS in the head! I think he actually knocked JINGUS out!”

Tony-“I’m speechless. After what we have just seen, I don’t think words can describe it.”

Evenflow makes his way down the stairs as Sandman begins to stir in the wreckage of the Pyramid of Hell. Grabbing a fan’s camcorder, Evenflow smashes it against Sandman’s head! Despite bleeding badly from the face, back, and nipple, Evenflow picks up Sandman in a fireman’s position and carries him through the crowd, heading back to the ring.

Back at ringside, Evenflow despoits the hurt Sandman into the ring. Grabbing some of the loose barbed wire, Evenflow wraps it around a chair and enters the ring. As Sandman tries to get to all fours, Evenflow starts to smash the barbed wire chair against the back of Sandman, again and again. Sandman rolls out of the ring to avoid the punishment.

Evenflow follows and beats on Sandman with the barbed wire chair more. Stopping, Evenflow grabs the wire cutters and digs them into the Sandman’s forehead. After a disturbing amount of blood begins to flow, Evenflow cuts down another section of barbed wire, from where he had hung by his pants before. After cutting down the entire section, only two sides of the ring, opposite from each other, have barbed wire. The other two are completely bare!

JR-“I do not like where this is going.”

Tony-“And you think I do?”

Evenflow pulls a table out of the ring and wraps it in barbed wire. He places the table next to the ring on a side that has no barbed wire. Grabbing some lightbulbs out from under the ring, Evenflow stuffs the table with about eight bulbs, before smashing two over Sandman’s back!

Evenflow throws Sandman into the ring and sets him up to go through the table, but Sandman falls down every time. After three attempts, Sandman falls out of the ring on the opposite side, one with no barbed wire. Evenflow shrugs and sets the ladder up under the belt and begins to climb.

Tony-“He’s going to do it! I told you, JR, I told the world that Evenflow was going to win, and now he is going to do it!”

As Evenflow makes it to the sixth rung, Sandman crawls back into the ring with another ladder, this one already wrapped in barbed wire! Sandman pressed the ladder over his head and throws it into the standing ladder, knocking it over! It sends Evenflow flying off, and the champion crotches himself on the wire, as the entire male population screams with Evenflow!

Tony-“Oh dear God.”

JR-“Now I’m speechless!”

Sandman opens up the barbed wire ladder, places it under the belt, and begins to climb. As he makes his way up the ladder, Alison emerges from the locker room and slides into the ring. She grabs Sandman’s foot, pleading with him to stop.

JR-“That’s Alison, Sandman’s sister! What is that jezebel doing out here?”

Sandman climbs back down the ladder and begins to argue with his sister. The spat heats up, climaxing with Alison spitting in Sandman’s face! Sandman grabs Alison and sets her up for the Messiah Bomb, but Evenflow, who was able to free his crotch from the barbed wire, makes the save, hitting a Primadonna onto the barbed wire, which practically skins the flesh of Sandman’s back!

Evenflow and Alison laugh, and go for a hug before deciding not to. As Alison exits the ring, Evenflow begins to climb up the normal ladder. However, Sandman positions his barbed wire ladder next to the normal one, and begins to climb along side Evenflow! The race for the belt becomes neck and neck, as the two begin to exchange punches at around the fifth rung. Evenflow stuns Sandman with a palm strike to Sandman’s broken nose, then hits the Foolish DDT off the ladder!

Tony-“Yes! Now that Sandman is out, Evenflow can easily take the gold!”

JR-“But Evenflow is hurt as well!”

Both men are down for what seems like eternity, as the official is unable to issue a standing 10 count. Finally, both men begin to stir and reach for the ladders, this time on opposite sides. Stunned, both men begin to climb slowly, as the crowd, which has been standing for ten minutes, cheers on.

Tony-“C’mon Evenflow, this is your chance!”

Evenflow makes it up to the sixth rung first, and nearly has the belt in his grasp before Sandman hits a right cross to Evenflow’s balls! Evenflow is doubled over and nearly falls forwards as Sandman catches him. With both men strattling both ladders, Sandman turns so his back is to Evenflow. Sandman places his hands underneath Evenflow’s armpits as the crowd begins to pop again, as the towel boy nails the Acid Bomb off the ladder, both men crashing again to the mats!

JR-“For the love of Gawd, will somebody please win this match!”

Again, both wrestlers are down, and Sandman holds the back of his head, as he caught it on the bottom rung on the way down. The crowd begins to chant for Sandman as both men begin to stir again. They crawl, bodies broken, to their respective ladders, on opposite sides again, and once more begin to climb.

Tony-“Please, Evenflow, get the belt and end this match!”

Sandman makes it to the sixth rung first, and nearly has the belt within his grasp as Evenflow makes it up as well. Both half-heartly exchange punches at the top as Alison slides back into the ring. She begins to push on Sandman’s barbed wire ladder, and finally succeeds in tipping it over! As Sandman begins to fall, he kicks at Evenflow’s ladder, enough to unbalance it. Both men fall off the ladders onto the barbed wire ropes! Champion and challenger fall to the mat once more!

JR-“Will somebody end the damned match! A belt is not worth your life, guys! Just call it a draw and get the medics out here!”

Stunned, Alison picks up the normal ladder and places it under the belt. She tries to pick up Evenflow, but is unable to do so. The official orders her out of the ring, and she complies, as the crowd is at a feverish peak.

Both men are bleeding feverishly out of their arms, back, torsos, and face. Sandman’s back looks like raw meat, while Evenflow’s face no longer looks human. After some time, both men begin to stir again. They both unknowingly stand the barbed wire ladder up, and slowly start to climb, on opposite sides and ladders, rung by rung.

JR-“They have to grab the belt now! They may not live if they fail this time!”

Tony-“Evenflow, hell even you Sandman, one of you, just grab the belt and end this thing!”

Ever so slowly, both men climb the ladders. They reach for the belt, but are blinded by the blood in their eyes. They make it to the seventh rung before Evenflow nearly falls off, but saves himself. Sandman chops Evenflow weakly, but Evenflow surprisingly steps down a rung! As Sandman reaches for the belt, Evenflow digs through his pockets and pulls out the object that Zack Malibu gave him! As Sandman has his hands on the belt, Evenflow steps out and hits Sandman in the face with pepper spray!

JR-“Pepper spray? What a low-down, dirty tactic!”

Tony-“It’s genius! Evenflow has it now!”

As Sandman feverishly rubs his eyes, Evenflow shoves Sandman’s ladder backwards! Unable to hold on or see what is happening, Sandman falls off the ladder, out of the ring, and through the barbed wire and lightbulb table, which explodes on contact!

JR-“Goddammit! He’s dead! Are you happy, the man is dead!”

Finally, Evenflow is able to reach up, and with the remainder of his strength, pulls down the belt!

Tony-“Of course he is happy, he just won! He just survived the most hellacious war that I have ever seen! That is why Evenflow DDT is better then Sandman, why he is better then almost everybody else!”

Alison, crying out of joy, slides back into the ring as Evenflow is slumped over the ladder. Officials come out of the back, tending to both the victor and the loser. Evenflow is finally helped off the ladder and onto a stretcher, while Sandman is pulled out of the debris of broken glass, barbed wire, smashed table, and puddle of blood.

“Here Comes The Money” hits as both men are placed on stretchers and helped to the back. The crowd, which had been standing for over fifteen minutes, offers a standing ovation for both men.

JR-“There is nothing that I can say that will do justice to this matchup.”

Tony-“I can. Bottom line is this: Sandman threw down the gauntlet, and Evenflow stepped up and cracked a grand slam! Evenflow is still the Hardcore champion, and now he and Alison no longer have to worry about that psychotic sonofabitch!”

March 25, 2003

(Final Audition plays up on the speakers, but quickly changes to Ode to Joy as The Mad Cappa and Vince Rusco come out to boos! They have smirks on their faces as they walk down to the ring!)

Vince Rusco: “The people are none of my concern right now! (Crowd boos!) O don’t worry, I’ll get to ya’ll later! Lightning, cut the bullshit! You know what I’m talkin’ about! I know your little secret! That belt around your waist, yea, I knew it looked suspicious! So me and The Mad One went to investigate this. We noticed that the belt had a piece on it saying ‘San Juan’. Instead of talkin’ about this, watch the video instead!”

Vince Rusco points at the AngleTron. They show a video about The Mad Cappa and Vince Rusco in Puerto Rico!

(The video starts off as The Mad Cappa and Vince Rusco are walking down the streets of San Juan, Puerto Rico! Rusco narrates this on the video.)

VR: “We are down here in Puerto Rico to investigate Puerto Rican Lightning’s new belt. I noticed that the belt looked fishy. Since I’m a rich man and with me having millions of dollars, we took my private jet down here to find out where that belt came from. Remember that note you left us on Road to AngleMania? Well, there was an address on it. Let’s ask some people first! (To random people) Do you who Puerto Rican Lightning is?”

(They show clips of 20 different people saying either “no” or “who?”)

VR: “So now we are heading to Roberto Clemente Stadium!”

(The video jumps to when The Mad Cappa and Vince Rusco arrive at Roberto Clemente Stadium in a limo!)

VR: (To limo driver) “Just wait here! It won’t take long! (To video) We’re here at Roberto Clemente Stadium to ask some people just how prestigious your belt it! (To an old custodian) Hey old man, how do you feel about Puerto Rican Lightning?”

Old Man: “¿Quién? No hablo ingles.”

VR: “What? Oh wait, it’s that funny talk! ¿Cual es tu opinion de Puerto Rican Lightning?”

OM: “Nunca he oido de él.”

VR: “Ok, he’s never heard of him! Now let’s ask an another person an another question. (Walks around for a while looking for a bystander) Hey, how do you feel about your Puerto Rican Champion, Puerto Rican Lightning?”

Bystander: “You mean NazMistry’s bitch?! He ain’t the champ! There is no such title!”

The Mad Cappa: “Gatamela! But he said on Road to AngleMania that he ‘beat’ such stars as Pedro Morales, Steve Austin, and numerous others to win that belt!”

Bystander: “If you got money, you can always buy a used belt in a pawn shop!”

VR: “Heh heh! Thanks for the help!”

Bystander: “Oh aren’t you Vince Rusco? Yea, you suck!”

VR: “Cappa, get him!”

(The video messes up and goes off as soon as The Mad Cappa and Vince Rusco beat up on the bystander! The video returns as Cappa and Rusco are in front of Honesto Juan’s Pawn Shop.)

VR: “We’re here in front of the shop if where the address is located! We are goin’ inside to find out if it’s real or not ok? (They step inside and start talking to the store owner.) Hey, have you seen this man? (Pulls out picture of Puerto Rican Lightning with the belt.)”

Owner: “Sí señor. That man came in here last week lookin’ for a belt! Since I happened to have a belt that was sold to me by some bankrupt Virgin Island promotion, I sold it to him for the deed to his family’s bodega in San Juan!”

TMC: “Hahahahahaha! That’s funny!”

VR: “And that means that his so called ‘prestigious’ title belt is not valuable at all! Only worth a bodega! Ha!”

(Video ends as Vince Rusco points on the screen! They return to show The Mad Cappa and Rusco laughing at Puerto Rican Lightning!)

VR: “Hahahahahaha! So it looks like you are so busted! That belt is a fake! So cut the BS about having such a ‘prestigious’ title! Hell, even my ass is worth more than that piece of tin!”

TMC: “However, prestigious or not, I still want that shot at the belt at AngleMania! I will win that belt! The only way that belt can ever gain prestige is if I win it!”

VR: “Lightning, you betta’ stop sayin’ shit that I should get rid of Cappa! I won’t abandon him when he is about to become the next Puerto Rican Champion! I will guide him to destroy not only you, but also that Mexican jumping bean you people call NazMistry! (Crowd chants for NazMistry!) Come AngleMania, The Mad Cappa will walk RUN out of Tokyo the new Puerto Rican Champion!”

(Final Audition plays as The Mad Cappa and Vince Rusco walk out to boos and “Rusco sucks” chants! The segment ends with Cappa and Rusco laughing!)

March 25, 2003

ZsasZ is in the locker room sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed. Undisputed walks in, looking disgusted.)

U: Hey! Wake up!

(ZsasZ doesn't move.)

Z: I'm not sleeping, I'm thinking. I'm recovering. Now if you don't mind...

U: Oh I DO mind. I'm sick of seeing bullies like you never get your comeuppance. I've seen it my whole life, and I promised myself, I wasn't going to let anyone else have to go through it.

(ZsasZ has still not moved.)

Z: Is this leading anywhere, or do you just want my sympathy?

U: Yeah, it's leading right in that ring. Because I want you, tonight! And if I can beat you, then I'll finally be able to do what I got into boxing to do. And that's put assholes like you in their place. Who knows? They may even award me your shot at the X-Title at Angle-Mania.

Z: If you win.

U: I suggest you get ready, because TONIGHT, I'm going to chop you down to size.

(ZsasZ is still sitting the same way with eyes closed.)

Z: Nice seeing you! And good luck... you'll need it!

March 25, 2003

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

¡§Iron Man¡¨ plays. Metallica, HHH, and the Phantom step out with Mario. Lars seems to be holding a strange bag.

Fact #1: Mario lives in the same area where they filmed both Halloween H20, and Back to the Future.

Fact #2: Mario once passed by Saved By the Bell cast member Mario Lopez, without realizing it was him.

The Dungeon is in the ring, Mario grabs the microphone. HHH poses and spits water.

[JR and Jesse are wondering what now?!]

Mario: My Dungeon of Doom is stringer than it has been ever. We killed Jingus, and we are about to pull off the ultimate coup against the OAOAST. Tell ¡¥em Lars.

Lars:¡K¡K..

Asshole chants interrupt Lars.

Lars: I have a very important item in this bag, the future of the OAOAST is now in the hands of the Taskmaster.

Lars takes out the OAOAST Championship belt form the bag.

Fans boo.

Lars: I will place it on a real champion.

Lars places the belt around HHH¡¦s waist, as the fans start to riot.

[JR and Jesse are ready to riot also]

HHH poses and spits more water.

Mario: This is further proof that the OAOAST has gone soft! Not only physically, but soft in the head! The mods have set the worst rules out of any wrestling company I have seen in a long time, they are just too easy to break. I and HHH have decided to break all of your rules, and make our own.

Metallica takes out OAOAST T-Shirts, and places them on sticks. Mario and HHH light them on fire.

Mario: These are the kind of rules, which Hunter and I break.

Metallica then takes out the flag of the company logo. HHH, and Mario now have a hard time starting the lighters.

Suddenly pyro rains down from the ceiling, and ¡§Hurt¡¨ plays. Big Poppa Poppick runs out.

[JR and Jesse praise him]

Poppick enters the ring, and no sells getting stomped by Metallica. He slams Cliff onto Dave. He then clotheslines the rest of the Metallica guys to the outside, the Phantom runs at him, and is clotheslined to. Poppick then nails HHH, and puts him in the Poppick Recliner. Mario starts electrocuting him. Poppick no sells.

Poppick: I¡¦m wearing shock proof gear you dumbass!!

Mario gets mad, and summons the Faces of Fear. The three horror icons get in the ring, and stomp the Hell out of Poppick.

[JR and Jesse end their celebration]

Jason and the Shape repeatedly chokeslam Poppick. Freddy puts the Mandible Claw on Poppick, while the Phantom repeatedly bashes him with a chair. After the claw, Jason puts Poppick in the torture rack. OAOAST officials break it up, but the Dungeon still leaves with the title around Hunter¡¦s waist. The Game plays as they leave, and Poppick lays hurt in the ring.

March 25, 2003

JR: "And now everyone, we come to ZsasZ vs. Undisputed: A match that is all about one man's need to impose fear, and another man's refusal... to be afraid."

Jesse: "Due to his hatred for ZsasZ, and possibly to counter the size differential, Undisputed asked for, and was granted, a No Disqualification stipulation on this match."

JR: "That may not have been wise."

("Red" by Treble Charger hits and out comes Undisputed. He looks deadly focused and as he slowly takes off his velvet robe... one cannot imagine what is going through his mind right now.)

(And we won't have time to imagine anyway, because the lights have gone out. The riff hits, the drums begin pounding as "Paint it Black" by The Rolling Stones hits. When the lights come back on, ZsasZ is standing in the center of the ring. Gone is his usual arrogance, tonight he wants to prove a point.)

JR: "That entrance gets me everytime! What a show-stealer!"

Jesse: "The boos for ZsasZ seem a bit more prominent then usual, the fans seem to really be getting behind this underdog Undisputed."

(They both walk out to the center of the ring. A little trash talk is exchanged, and ZsasZ slaps Undisputed across the face. Undisputed is enraged, and unloads some stiff-as-hell punches on ZsasZ, backing him into a corner and keeping him blocking for his life. ZsasZ manges to get in a rabbit punch, and whips Undisputed into the ropes. He hits the big boot)

JR: "Undisputed appeared to have him cornered with those boxing punches of his, but just like that the momentum changed!"

Jesse: "ZsasZ going for an early cover: 1...2...NO!"

(ZsasZ whips Undisputed into the corner HARD. He goes for a blind charge, and gets an elbow to the face.)

JR: "Undisputed goes to the second rope, and hits a lariat! 1...2...NO!"

Jesse: "Undisputed heads to the top again...but gets crotched by ZsasZ! He was playing possum on him!"

(ZsasZ dumps Undisputed to the outside. He mocks Undisputed with some "boxing jabs" until Undisputed comes alive and whips ZsasZ into the post! )

JR: "And for the first time I can recall, Jesse, ZsasZ has been busted wide open."

(Undisputed blocks some punches by ZsasZ and dumps him over the railing. They begin brawling all over the crowd, leading to a spot where Undisputed nails ZsasZ with one of the folding chairs that the front rows use, and whales on him with it.)

Jesse: "Maybe this Undisputed guy has ZsasZ's number!"

(Undisputed tries to springboard off the guard-rail and gets caught and power-slammed to the concrete.)

JR: "That's it. 1...2...NO!"

(They begin fighting next to the stage, where ZsasZ chokes Undisputed with cable. Undisputed low-blows to escape, and hist ZsasZ over the head with a trash can that was near the stage. He begins to ascend the to the top of the 15 foot set...)

JR: "What the hell is he... NO! Don't do it!"

Jesse: "I don't think he's gonna listen! INCOMING!"

(Undisputed moonsaults off the stage and onto ZsasZ, garnering a "Holy Shit" chant for his troubles. He stays limp on the ground for a long time before finally being able to put his arm over ZsasZ.)

JR: "He's going for it... 1...2...NO! My God, what's it take to beat ZsasZ? What's it take?"

(Undisputed leads ZsasZ back up to the ring area, but ZsasZ stops him before he can throw him in. ZsasZ bodyslams him, and throws the mats off the concrete. He signals for the powerbomb... but Undisputed reverses into a Hurracarana! ZsasZ zombie sit-ups getting a huge pop and NOW HE'S PISSED.)

(He lifts Undisputed up and javelins hin into the ring post. Then he DDT's Undisputed onto the entrance walk. ZsasZ finds a chair, but Undisputed dropkicks it into him.)

(Undisputed takes the chair, but ZsasZ is up before he can do anything with it. He smashes the chair over Undisputed's heads o hard it bends in half, and then throws Undisputed into the ring.)

Jesse: "I love brutality as much as the next man, but... this has to end. One of these men will be seriously hurt."

(ZsasZ locks in the Dragon Sleeper, but Undisputed refuses to tap. He switches tack to the Crippler crossface, but again after a long period Undisputed refuses to give in.)

JR: "He's got too much heart... even ZsasZ can't break him. He can beat him but not break him!"

(ZsasZ finally gets really frustrated and picks up Undisputed. Suddenly Undisputed springs to life with two right hooks. The crowd is wild. Could we see a comeback? He picks up ZsasZ... and goes for the Tombstone? But NO! It's reversed into the Fearful Symmetry.)

JR: "He had him, but that damn ZsasZ was too clever. 1...2...3! ZsasZ was forced to pin him."

(But ZsasZ looks anything but victorious. He grabs a chair, and begins beating on the helpless Undisputed.

He has a mic.)

ZsasZ: "When I say you break... you damn well break."

(ZsasZ leaves bloody, but victorious. EMTs help Undisputed to his feet, but he pushes them off. He walks out on his own power, and to a standing ovation from the fans.)

JR: "Look at the heart of this kid. ZsasZ won the match, but by God, Undisputed won respect tonight!"

March 25, 2003

::We come back from commercial break just as the Boogie Knights music finishes up. The Knights and the MWC are set to face off for a spot in the Tag Team Championship match this Sunday, at ANGLEMANIA!::

Eskimo and Kotzenjunge to start off, trading blows. The Underground Raver takes the advantage with a block and a right hand and whips Eskimo into the ropes. Eskimo comes back with a vicious clothesline though, and tries for the Frostbite Facelock early.

Kotz is saved when Zorin bounds in and lays the boots into Eskimo, but JINGUS arrives on the scene and throws him out. As Jingus goes back to the apron, Kotz is back on his feet, picking Eskimo up. Eskimo hits shots to the gut and backs to the ropes. He comes back with a flying forearm and tags to JINGUS while Kotzenjunge is down.

JINGUS in now, picking Kotz up by the hair. Zorin tries to slide in under the ropes to save but Eskimo heads him off with boots and locks in the FROSTBITE FACELOCK~! JINGUS goes to wrap this one up early with a Devilbomb, but Kotz manages to fight his way out. He kicks JINGUS in the gut and goes back to the ropes but SHATTERED DREAMS catches his feet from the outside! Kotzenjunge whirls around to see who it is, and PARKA is on the apron with a stiff forearm! Kotz stumbles backwards and turns into a DEVILBOMB! ZORIN IS STILL IN THE FROSTBITE!

Ref makes the count -- 1-2-3!

Winners: Miracle Weirdness Connection via Devilbomb.

The MWC leave the ring while the Dream Machines roll in to start doing some damage to the Boogie Knights!

As the MWC make their way back up the ramp, the lights lower. They stop and look around before the AngleTron flares to life, and it shows a darkened room. A single light hangs above a figure in a chair, and it sways back and forth, leaving the figure in darkness save for when it's light swings across him. He sits, his head down, long hair draped across his face. The dark red pants with black web designs give away the man's identity. When he speaks it is with a hoarse whisper.

SP: Stories. They are closer to reality than one may think. So often, things work out so well for psychological destruction or for healthy psychological cultivation and growth. Events that string together so perfectly, teaching us lessons and transforming us as we either fail or find victory. This is life, and it works out so strangely, so well. It is the ultimate story. Our story is different, our story is grand. There are no heroes here.

You fought well, Freaks. I had no doubt that you would win your spot in the Tag Championship match. None. This is the only way our story can come out, you see. The universe owes us this chance to destroy one another. The victory at AngleMania will be nothing short of a dark victory, for I fear there is no shred of good in any of us. Fairness and equality do not satiate the bloodlust that drives our hearts. You two know that as well as I do. And so I had a stipulation worked into the Tournament contracts. I know, in my broken wisdom, that there is only one way our story can end.

Brutally.

I'm about to show you what you signed up for. I'm about to show you the altar I have constructed to the Idol of pain. The altar we must climb to find any kind of broken salvation. When you see it, I know you will not fear it. I know you will agree, you will need it as much as we do. As much as I do.

::The screen fades out, and then flares to life. It shows an empty arena, and pans over to the ring. The ring is surrounded by a monstrous cage cell. At the top of the structure, a door can be seen. In the middle of the ring, a ladder stands under this door. The shot switches to inside the ring, looking up from a position of someone standing on the ladder. The door is locked. The shot switches to outside of the cell, and two championship belts can be seen suspended ABOVE the horrible structure.::

SP: This is our battleground, Freaks. Prepare yourselves. Only the ones strong enough to escape the chamber of pain and grasp their future will find their livelihood, their future. Can you? Can you survive this steel hell? For me it is merely a physical manifestation of the chaos in my head. For you . . . I promise . . . it will be the end.

::The shot returns to the room with the swaying light. A stoic figure can be seen standing behind SP in the chair. When the light swings back over, it is revealed as El Dandy. SP looks up, the white mask he's been wearing since he scrubbed his face bloody gleaming in the light. The light sways away. When it comes back . . . the mask is off. Dandy moves quickly, and shatters the light bulb, and darkness covers the room::

Eskimo and Jingus look at one another, and then nod before continuing their way back up the ramp. It appears that the challenge is indeed accepted whole heartedly.

JR: BAH GAWDWHATASLOBBERKNOCKER THAT is GOING TO BE, JESSE!

Jesse: That's right, JR. SP has called it the "Stairway to Oblivion" backstage, and I think I'm going to need a drink for that one.

March 25, 2003

Final Audition plays up on the loudspeakers, but it quickly changes to Ode to Joy as The Mad Cappa and VInce Rusco come out to boos and "Rusco sucks" chants! Rusco looks pissed off at the chants! Cappa looks confident. Rusco has the mic. He says, "Now you look here, I DO NOT SUCK! You people obviously have no class!" The crowd boos! "It's not MY fault you people can't handle the truth! And the truth is that The Mad Cappa is the hottest thing to hit the OAOAST! He will prove to all you people once and for all that he will make an impact! So Lightning, Naz, you will go down at AngleMania II as our first victims and certainly not the last!" Crowd boos heavily.

"Chop Suey" by System of a Down hits as Naz MIstry runs down the ramp to loud cheers! He runs and ducks a clothesline from The Mad Cappa! Naz bounces back to do a shoulder tackle! Cappa gets back up to get armdragged by Naz! Cappa is up again as Naz tries to dropkick him, but Cappa clings to the rope! Cappa does an elbow drop, but Naz turns it into an armlock! Cappa grabs hold of the bottom rope, but there is no ref around to break it up! Vince Rusco gets in the ring and tries to kick Naz, but he rolls out of the way as Rusco kicks Cappa! Rusco is shocked as Naz does a Mystryfier on Rusco to cheers! Rusco is out!

Suddenly a lightning bolt hits the set as "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine plays. Puerto Rican Lightning comes out to boos and with a mic. He sneers at the crowd. He says, "Whoa, hold on there! Sike, I'm kidding! Naz, since I was just told that I'm the special referee for thie 'match'. I allow anything to happen!" He slowly makes his way to the ring to boos!

Naz Mistry picks The Mad Cappa up and whips him to the corner. They alteranate chops as the crowd WOOOS! everytime a chop is done! Naz Irish whips Cappa. Cappa comes back right into a tilt a whirl backbreaker! Cappa clutches his back in pain! Naz rolls up Cappa for a cover. Cappa kicks out at two. Cappa starts punching away at Naz! Naz does a stalling suplex on Cappa, but Cappa rolls him up at the bottom of the mat! Naz kicks out at one. Cappa tries a Cappabomb, but gets reversed into a huracarana from Naz!

Naz Mistry quickly runs to the turnbuckle and does a moonsault elbow drop! However, The Mad Cappa rolls away out of the way, so Naz smashes his left elbow on the mat! Cappa quickly runs off the top turnbuckle and does a side swinging moonsault! However, Naz rolls out of the way as Cappa hits the mat hard! Naz slowly makes back up and climbs the turnbuckle for a 720 splash! Naz goes for the cover as Cappa's left leg is under the rope! Puerto Rican Lightning kicks Cappa's leg away and goes for a fast count! Cappa kicks out at two!

Naz Mistry tries to piledrive The Mad Cappa, but Cappa turns it into a backdrop! Cappa kicks Naz's neck a couple of times before making it to the top turnbuckle for a leg drop from the top turnbuckle! However, Naz trips Cappa on his way up! Cappa recovers and DDTs Naz! Cappa bounces off the ropes and attempts an IMPACT!, but Naz turns it into an atomic drop! Cappa bends over in pain Naz runs to the top turnbuckle for a Top Rope Mystrycanrana! However, Cappa bounces off the rope into a roll up cover of Naz! Naz kicks out of a fast count of two!

The Mad Cappa decides it's enough and goes out of the ring for a chair. Cappa rolls back in and almost smacks Naz Mistry with it, but Puerto Rican Lightning does a PR Nightmare on Cappa! PR Lightning grabs the chair and smacks Naz! Then he starts hitting Cappa with the chair numerous times! Naz gets back up and dropkicks PR Lightning with the chair on his face! Cappa and Naz double team on PR Lightning by kicking on him! Then Naz hits Cappa to cheers! Naz and Cappa start brawling away! PR Lightning gets back up and joins the brawl. The crowd is going crazy! The security forces come down to break up the fight to loud major boos!

WINNER: NO CONTEST

March 25, 2003

Sandman walks away from the arena into an awaiting limo...with a curious symbol painted on the front.

He gets in and the door closes...then it begins to rock...The wind howls, and then the window breaks~! by Sandman's head flying through it...

THe other door opens, and its Big Poppa Popick!!!

Sandman tries to crawl away, but BPP is up and around...with a tire iron right to his jaw...

"You know nothing...Nothing impure will ever enter me, nor will anyone who does such shameless or deceitful action, but I follow those whose names lie in the book of the lamb. I shall smite you like the bitch of Babylon..."

BPP stands over the fallen body of Sandman...as a shadows moves into the camera...BPP sees it and moves...but right into a thumbtack covered bat shot!!! Evenflow stands over BPP...and throws him and Sandman into the limo...

It speeds away into the night, carrying with it three men, two dazed, and one maniacally laughing

March 25, 2003

The card for AngleMania 2!

Main Event

OAOAST World Heavyweight Title

Winner of AS/AP (Champion) vs. Zack Malibu

OAOAST World Heavyweight Title:

AngleSault (Champion) vs. Angle-Plex

Big Poppa Popick vs. Alfdogg for #1 Contendership

OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Thunderkid (Champion) vs. "Your Hero"

Mario vs. JINGUS

OAOAST X CHAMPIONSHIP

Reject (Champion) vs. ZsasZ

Sandman9000 vs. The Purist

The Superstar vs. Tony "The Body"

OAOAST TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Los Infernales vs. Mystery Weirdness Connection

Boogie Knights 2K3 vs. the Dream Machines

Undisputed vs. K-Ness

Brock Ausstin vs Jailbait

Naz Mistry vs P.R. Lightning vs The Mad Cappa

Hot NewzWire vs Zack Attack

March 25, 2003

JR: What a dandy of a main event we're going to have next, Jess.

Jesse: The "No Deal, Wildcard" match is gonna be sumtin', Jim Ross. The Superstar teams with the World heavyweight champion Anglesault, against the team of Angle-Plex and my favorite OAOAST superstar -- although The Superstar is quickly becoming my new favorite -- Tony "The Body."

JR: This match was made last week by the Chairman of the OAOAST Board of Directors, "Cowboy" Bill Watts, after the mayhem we saw between the Superstar, Tony, Angle-Plex and Anglesault.

Ring Announcer: The following contest is the "No Deal, Wildcard" match! It is set for one fall.

The crowd boos as "Song 2" hits over the arena.

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the man who's destined to thrill 'cause he's got mad skill -- "Da Bomb"... Angle-Plex!

JR: In 6 days, AP will have his shot at the OAOAST championship by going one on one with Anglesault.

Jesse: AP knows AS so well I wouldn't be surprised to see AP walk out of the match as the new OAOAST champion.

JR: Bold prediction by "The Body."

Jesse: WhoaWhoaWhoaWhoa. I didn't say anything about that being my prediction. Although if it happens I'll look like a genius.

The crowd goes crazy as "Simply Ravishing" plays.

JR: What a reaction...

Jesse: For somebody we won't be seeing after AngleMania.

JR: We don't know that.

Jesse: The Superstar is winning it. I know it. You know it. The whole world knows it.

Ring Announcer: His partner, from San Antonio, Texas... Tony "The Body."

Tony and AP stare each other down face to face.

Jesse: If they get any closer, they'll be french kissing each other. Wait a minute... did I say "French"? I mean freedom kissing each other.

"You Know You're Right" blasts over the sound speakers to a chous of boos.

Ring Announcer: From Naples, Florida, the biggest superstar in OAOAST history...The Superstar!

JR: "The biggest superstar is OAOAST history?" When the hell did that happen?

Jesse: About 10 seconds ago.

The Superstar almost enters the ring before thinking better of it.

"Dream On" hits and the crowd gives AS a warm reception by chanting YOU SUCK!

Ring Announcer: From New York, New York, the only two-time OAOAST championship, Anglesault!

JR: What a sight this is, "Body." After AngleMania on March 30th, live, only on pay-per-view; all four men might have to adpat to change.

Jesse: Tony might be retired. Anglesault might not be the OAOAST champion. The Superstar may be eating a big piece of humble pie. And AP could very well be carrying the OAOAST title.

AS & SS get into the ring at the same time, and a pier-six erupts; so does the crowd.

JR: The crowd is getting off their feet as all four men slug it out in the middle of the ring. The fans can feel AngleMania coming apon us.

The brawl heads outside the ring. AP whips AS into the guardrails. Tony and SS continue to duke it out. SS rams Tony into the steel post, then places him back-first onto the post; SS attempts a knife-edge chop but Tony moves and all SS chops is unmoveable steel.

SS grabs his hand in pain.

JR: That isn't a prop, folks. SS just chopped unmoveable steel.

Jesse: Shouldn't somebody say STEEEEEEEL, or however that stupid catchphrase goes?

Cameras cut to AS and AP fighting in the stands. AP hits AS with somebody's cellphone.

Jesse: The least he could do was not hit him.

JR: Why is that?

Jesse: Could of saved him a headache or two.

Back ringside, Tony slams SS's hand onto the steel steps. SS continues to hold his hand in pain. "How do you like that, bitch?" says Tony. Apparently well, as SS backhand slaps Tony. SS starts kicking Tony on the mats outside the ring.

The camera once again cuts back to AS and AP in the stands fighting. AS rakes AP in the eyes, and throws AP over the rail back to ringside. AS then attacks a fan with a t-shirt saying: "BEAT ME, I'M FRENCH~!" AS tells the fan "Here's a made in the U.S.A. chair!" and decks the fan, then throws the chair at AP, sending him down.

JR: Come on, there's no need to attack that guy.

Jesse: Why not? He's French. What does everybody hate? What doesn't anybody need? What does everybody love...to hate? Answer: the French.

SS grabs the chair by AP and drills Tony with it. SS continues to whack Tony with the chair.

AS jumps on the guardrail and jumps off towards AP but AP catches him and delivers a overhead belly-to-belly suplex on the mats.

AP kisses his bicep.

JR: Oh, my. That's concrete covered by a small mat.

Jesse: Get the match is the ring! Nobody said anything about this being a no-DQ match.

JR: The bell hasn't even rung yet.

After all the brawling, everybody manages to get back in the ring.

JR: This isn't a wrestling match, it's a fight!

The crowd pops as Zack Malibu & Big Poppa Popick sit down on the ramp.

JR: Zack and BPP are out here, possibily scouting AS and AP.

Jesse: Scouting?! They're probably out here ready to sneak-attack AS.

The ref finally is able to send two men to their corners. AP and SS start out the match off. AP wants to start off with a test of strength but SS keeps going back, not wanting part of it.

Out of nowhere SS goes flying into the arms of AP as Tony nailed SS with a missle dropkick off the top rope to his back. AP gives SS a somoan drop, goes for the cover...1-2-AS breaks up the pin.

JR: Great move by Tony, coming off the top with a missle dropkick, catching SS by surprise.

Jesse: You talk about great moves: how 'bout the one by the heavyweight champion of the world, Anglesault? He broked up the pin.

JR: Kinda shocking to see AS help SS out. The two men were battling it out many times last year, and this year at AnglePalooza.

Jesse: All four men have history with each other. Tony and SS hate each others guts; Tony and AP don't see eye to eye; AS has problems with all three men.

Crowd pops as AP tags in Tony, who quicklys decks SS with a spinning wheel-kick, followed by a choke hold.

The referee tells Tony to breaking it up; he doesn't. 1....2....3....4....break it up.... Tony lets go of the choke as the ref was about to count to 5 which would of caused a DQ for the team of AP/Tony.

SS then nails Tony with a well placed kick to the nuts, sending the OAOAST legend down faster than a two-dollar steak.

Tag made to AS; crowd boos.

Cameras show BPP and Zack talking about something on the ramp.

AS looks at them and throws them the finger.

Jesse: No! That ensures us Zack and BPP will do a run-in.

The champion stomps away on Tony before picking him up and irish-whipping run towards the ropes into a back bodydrop, followed by a knee to the forehead. 1-2-Tony kicks out. AS spits on AP, who spits back but AS moves and the spit hits Tony. Tony looks at the spit on his chest; looks at AP; looks at the spit, then dives at AP, who threw his hand out to stop Tony but that didn't work.

Jesse: Ha!

Tony brings AP into the ring and the two start throwing punches at each other.

JR: These guys are partners and they're fighting each other.

SS grabs a fan's camera, gets in the ring to take pictures of this. AS is laughing, Tony and AP see this and double clothesline AS. SS swings a right at Tony, who ducks, and connects with a powerslam.

JR: All hell is breaking loose now.

Just like the start of the match all four men men duke it out in the middle of the ring. Tony whips SS towards AP, who nails SS with a stun-gun. AP whips SS back to Tony, who back bodydrops SS to the outside. Tony is calling for AP to run at him; he does...

JR: Oh, Tony back bodydropped AP onto SS. Whatamove!

AS charges towards Tony but "The Body" moves out of the way, sending AS face-first into the turnbuckle. AS staggers towards the middle of the ring, as Tony bounces off the ropes and dives over the top rope and nails SS and AP with a cross-body block.

Fans go crazy.

Tony gets back unto the apron, climbs to the top rope and tries a missle dropkick on AS but incredibly, AS manages to catch Tony's leg in mid-air and applies THE SCREAMS OF NO REPLY~!

Zack and BPP jump off their chairs with a "Holy Shit" look on their face.

JR: Good God! What a counter by the champion! Even Zack and BPP were impressed.

Jesse: That could of done some damage to Tony's knee. And the past few weeks, that knee has become a target.

JR: Excellent point, Jess.

Tony is screaming in pain.

The crowd is on their feet.

Jesse: Why the hell isn't the

referee asking Tony if he wants to quit?

JR: I...

The cameras get a close up of Tony's, then AS's face. The camera pulls back into a wideshot as AP clubs AS in the back with a hard forearm shot. AP turns AS around and hits THE MUSHROOM on the champion. AP covers him, the ref goes down to count....

1

2

3!

The crowd pops like crazy.

* DING DING DING DING *

Zack and BPP have shocked looks on their faces, then clap.

JR: MY GOD! MY GOD! MY GOD! Angle-Plex just pinned the World's champion; the same World champion he'll face in 6 days at AngleMania II~! Even the crowd is going nuts for AP. Nobody expected this!

Jesse: He wasn't the legal man! He wasn't the legal man!

Ring Announcer: The winners of the "No Deal, Wildcard" match...Tony "The Body" and ANGLE-PLEX!

JR: I understand we're going to show a replay...

OAOAST REPLAY

AS spits on AP, who then spits back but AS moves and the spit hits Tony. Tony looks at the spit on his chest; looks at AP; the spit on his chest, then dives at AP who tries to stop Tony by sticking his hand out towards him...

The replay freezes.

Tony is in mid-air as AP has his hand on Tony's left arm.

JR: There's the tag.

Jesse: No wonder the ref didn't ask Tony if he wanted to give up, he wasn't the legal man.

AP is celebrating in the ring, Tony is looking on, then is attacked by SS. AP tries to pull SS off but AS hits him with the OAOAST title.

JR: The match is over!

* DING DING DING DING *

Zack and BPP head to the ring, as does Alfdogg who's running to the ring, in the process bumping into BPP, who starts running to the ring.

JR: The troops are on their way.

Alf gets into the ring but BPP hits him from behind, then starts stompping on him.

Jesse: Whoa.

JR: What in the world.

Zack tries to clam BPP down but he (Zack) gets hit in the back with the OAOAST title by AS. AP sends AS down with a clothesline.

JR: We got a brawl out here. We need help! Help from the back!

OAOAST officials rush to the ring but they get hit by AS and SS.

JR: These officials are in no way fit to combat these young lions, who all want to be king of the jungle.

Tony tackles SS to the outside. The two brawl into the crowd.

Outside the ring, BPP and Alf are going at it.

Back in the ring, AS and AP are slugging it out back and forth. Zack tackles both men down to the mat and punches each of them.

Crowd is going nuts.

JR: My God! First, AP pins AS right in the middle of the ring, now the three men involved in the OAOAST championship hunt at AngleMania this Sunday, live, only on pay-per-view, on tearing the roof down.

Cameras quickly cut backstage as Tony and SS are fighting in the parking lot.

We cut back ringside, where BPP and Alf have drifted into the crowd.

JR: We're outta time! We're outta time. We'll see you this Sunday at AngleMania II~!

Zack, AP and AS all slug it out as we go off the air!

OAOAST IntenseZone - 3/24/03

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