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U.S. enlists dolphins to aid Iraq war effort


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Guest Plushy Al Logan
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Lets send in Horses on ape-back. Or instead of using monkeys, lets use one that resembles King Kong.

 

*Imagestation is down so I can't post A-Train pic.

 

Yes, I'am serious about tracking down a Cthulhu like creature and using it, so no one fucks with us.

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LOL PETA can apparently now analyze and determine whether a tactic will work or not. That's hilarious.

Guest ElectricRaccoon
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(EDIT) Never mind. It does explicitly say "detonate".

Guest nikowwf
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Did you see that one of the dolphins ran away? They showed the dolphin as an example of how happy they were to do this type of work and work with the troops, and a few hours later it swam off.

 

just thought that was funny...

 

niko

Guest MD2020
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Did you see that one of the dolphins ran away? They showed the dolphin as an example of how happy they were to do this type of work and work with the troops, and a few hours later it swam off.

 

just thought that was funny...

 

niko

Fucking hippie dolphin...going AWOL in this time of need.

 

I hope they find it, court-martial it and then execute it.

 

Just kidding--I love dolphins, but they're no scrimtar-waving monkeys in armor riding ostriches.

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