Guest HBK16 Report post Posted March 21, 2002 Just like those unforgetable movies, there are unforgetable movie lines that made the movie famous. What are some that you think are classic and deserve their own spot in the hall of fame. Here's some to get us started ET- "ET phone home" Forest Gump- "Life is just like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TUS_02 Report post Posted March 21, 2002 Most of Brad Pitt's dialogue in Fight Club. The ####### part in Spaceballs Those come immediatly to mind, but I am tired and will think of plenty more tommorow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted March 21, 2002 From Pulp Fiction: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet. Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! And the about to go medieval on your ass line From Goodfellas: But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Go home and get your fucking shine box. He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest teke184 Report post Posted March 21, 2002 Reservoir Dogs- O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. [Mr. Pink doesn't believe in tipping waitresses automatically] Mr. Blue: Our girl was nice. Mr. Pink: She was okay, but she wasn't anything special. Mr. Blue: What's something special? Take you out back and suck your dick? Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that. True Romance- Hi, my name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling some uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree. Dick Ritchie: Clarence, do you have any idea how much coke you have here? Clarence Worley: How much? Dick Ritchie: I don't know, but it's a fuckin' lot! [Lee Donowitz is discussing possible titles for his next film] Lee Donowitz: What does Joe like? Elliot Blitzer: Um..."Body Bags 2". Lee Donowitz: Oooo, that's imaginative! I've got more taste in my penis. Lee: [on the phone] Who the fuck is Dick? Elliot: Huh? You want me to suck his dick? Office Space- We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison! Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least you're name isn't Michael Bolton. Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name. Michael Bolton: There WAS nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent-ass-clown because famous and started winning Grammys. Samir: Why don't you just go by Mike, instead of Michael? Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change it? He's the one who sucks. What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to "Vibe"? Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad- It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested. Doctors say that Nordberg has a 10 percent chance of living, though there's only a 50 percent chance of that. Attempted sexual assault with a CONCRETE DILDO?!? BASEketball Squeak: Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that? Coop: Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper. Squeak: Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here! Various films by Mel Brooks- That's exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart. Hitler...there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!! I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you! You will be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for the Best Supporting Actor. Unfortunately there is one thing standing between me and that property - the rightful owners. I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots! Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications? Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape. Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice. Applicant: I like rape. If it wasn't for Jews, fags, and gypsies, there would be no theater! [Looking into coffin of vampiress] Jonathan Harker: She's alive? Van Helsing: She's Nosferatu! Jonathan Harker: She's Italian? [nurse exits] Dark Helmet: I bet she gives GREAT helmet. Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard! That's the kind of combination an idiot would put on his luggage! President Skroob: The combination is 1-2-3-4-5? That's AMAZING! I've got the exact same combination on my luggage! It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow! [Col. Sandurz comes in as Dark Helmet is playing with his Spaceballs figures] Dark Helmet: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING?!? Col. Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, sir! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 21, 2002 Airplane: Leslie Neilson: We've got to get her to a hospital. Stewardess: What is it? L.N.: Well, it's a big building full of doctors and sick people, but that's not important right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Maurizio C... Version 2 Report post Posted March 21, 2002 pick one from taxi driver Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cdstunner66 Report post Posted March 21, 2002 Naked gun: "Like a midget at a urinal, I would have to be on my toes." Airplane: "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." Breakfast Club: Bender - "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" Bender - "PB&J with the crust cut off. Did your mother marry Mr. Rogers?" Brian - "No, Mr. Johnson." Principal - "What if your house, what if your family...what if your dope was on fire?" Bender -"Impossible Sir, it's in Johnson's underwear." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest starvenger Report post Posted March 21, 2002 Office Space: The one about the "O" face (don't remember it exactly) Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me: "I'm dead sexy" "GET IN MAH BELLY!" So I Married An Axe Murderer: "Let's get pissed!" "Well, that's a huge noggin! That's a virtual planetoid! Has it's own weather system. Head! Move!" "I'm not kiddin', that boy's head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts... Uh, that was offsides, wasn't it? He'll be cryin' himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow." Happy Gilmore: "I think you've had enough... No? Now you've had enough... bitch." Hot Dog... the Movie: "What in the fuck is a Chinese downhill?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted March 21, 2002 The rules of fight club "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist" - usual suspects a personal favorite "when there was no food we ate dirt" "YOU ATE DIRT??!??!" raising arizona Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DragonflyKid Report post Posted March 22, 2002 All the animals come out at night- whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. - Travis Bickle in "Taxi Driver" It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - from "Office Space" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AaronRock70 Report post Posted March 22, 2002 Every man dies....not every man really lives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted March 22, 2002 Ferris Bueller's Day Off: "Pardon my French, but if you stuck a lump of coal up his (Cameron's) ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." "Bueller........Bueller..........Bueller..........Bueller........Frye....... Frye..... ...Frye." Spaceballs: Helmut: "If you do not give us the combination, Dr. Schlotkin will give your daughter back....HER OLD NOSE! (Holds up a picture of Vespa with a huge nose) Vespa: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Where did you get that?! "I can't believe it, I'm surrounded by a$$holes. Keep firing, a$$holes!" Airplane: "I've got to concentrate... [his thoughts echo] concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota..." Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur! Oveur. Tower voice: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over. Roger Murdock: Huh? Captain Oveur: Huh? "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land? Clarence Oveur: I can't tell. Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor. Clarence Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Annoyed Grunt Report post Posted March 22, 2002 Two from Unforgiven: "All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his #### house down." "I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted March 22, 2002 "Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight" Jack Nicklosen as Joker in Batman "I am Jack" Ed Norton from Fight Club "What are germs, people did not what germs were until the doctors told you it was bad...its a conspiracy" Brad Pitt from 12 Monkeys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KOR420 Report post Posted March 22, 2002 A few here Friday Reverend:Why dont you give me some of that for my cataracts bra? Smokey:You didnt put in on this,maaaan! Reverend:down at the 47th street baptist church we call this here a sinny sin sin! Smokey:Well rooound heeere,at Normany and western,we call this a little twenny twen twen! Cube:ooooooooow! Smokey:Niiiiiiiiggggaaaaaaaaaa!!! Basketball "123 Fuck the Mexicans!!! Steeeeeve perry! i shoulda been goooone! you'll never call squeak,or bitch again *Squeak shoots and misses* Parker:Tough break squeak Stone:Now you gotta go fetch the ball bitch! Parker:Hey its steve! still hangin out playin nintendo?cock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest starvenger Report post Posted March 22, 2002 Thought of another one. Tommy Boy: "Lots of people go to school for seven years." "Yeah, they're called DOCTORS." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 From Star Wars "May the force be with you." "Luke, I am your father" "You can strike me down, and I will become more powerful then you can possibly imagine." Happy Gilmore "The price is wrong, bitch" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jonstreich Report post Posted March 23, 2002 From the South Park Movie: Mr. Garrison- I'm sorry Wendy, I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 "Violet! You're turning Violet, violet!" -Willy Wonka "No, there is another" -Empire Strikes Back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HANSgerman Report post Posted March 24, 2002 Another Wonka great: Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. HE WAS SO FUCKIN EVIL!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted March 24, 2002 Cruel Intentions(which I just saw for the first time): "I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side and sometimes I want to kill myself for it. So there's your psychoanalysis, Doctor Freud. Now are you in or are you out?" Kathryn: If I win, then that hot little car of yours is mine. Sebastian: And if I win? Kathryn: I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married. Sebastian: Could you be a little more specific? Kathryn: In English I'll fuck your brains out. Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, did I ever tell you the time, when my late husband sent me-- Sebastian: Yes, you already did, Mrs. Sugarman. Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, I did? Sebastian: Right after we played backgammon, Mrs. Sugarman. Mrs. Sugarman: Oh! We played backgammon? Sebastian: Uh huh. You beat me three times. Mrs. Sugarman: I did? Sebastian: Yup. Then I fucked your daughter. Mrs. Sugarman: Excuse me? Sebastian: I said, would you care for some water? Mrs. Sugarman: No, thank you. Kathryn: The parental units called today. Sebastian: How IS your gold-digging whore of a mother? Kathryn: She suspects your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid. Kathryn: She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass and an uncharted pootie. Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before. "Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler" Sebastian: That's a 1956 Jaguar Roadster. What makes you think I'll go for that bet? Kathryn: Because I'm the only girl you can't have and it kills you. Sebastian: No thanks. Kathryn: You can put it anywhere. Sebastian: You got yourself a bet, baby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted March 24, 2002 #### it, Kingpk used most of my Ferris Bueller... "Bond, James Bond." Dr. No and on... Airplane -Flashback- "That's when I developed my drinking problem." *Splashes himself in the face with the drink.* Most Austin Powers qoutes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted March 24, 2002 Blade 2: "You're a human?" "Barely, I'm a lawyer. " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted March 24, 2002 Batman "Where does he get those wonderful toys?" Joker The Untouchables "What the matter you can't talk with a gun in your mouth" Sean Connery "Just like a whop to bring a knife to a gun fight" Sean Connery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted March 25, 2002 pick one from taxi driver how about: Let me tell you something. You're in a hell, and you're gonna die in a hell, just like the rest of 'em! Manager: So whaddya want to hack for, Bickle? Travis Bickle: I can't sleep nights. Manager: There's porno theaters for that. Travis Bickle: Yeah, I know, I tried that. Manager: So now what do you do? Travis Bickle: I ride around most nights -- subways, buses -- but you know, if I'm gonna do that I might as well get paid for it. Taking me to a place like this is about as exciting as saying to me "Let's fuck." Ever seen what a Mag .44 will do to a woman's pussy? Sport: See ya later, copper! Travis Bickle: I'm no cop, man. Sport: Well, if you are, than it's entrapment already. I think someone should just take this city and just...just flush it down the fuckin' toilet. Every night I have to clean the cum off the seat... and sometimes the blood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mystery Eskimo Report post Posted March 25, 2002 James Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?" Auric Goldfinger: "No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JerryDrake Report post Posted March 29, 2002 Jesus: I hate my name. What kind of name is Jesus anyway? Jake: It's biblical. Jesus: Yeah, no shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pochorenella Report post Posted March 30, 2002 "Luke, I am your father" Vader didn't actually say it like that. It's commonly quoted as such, so it's an honest mistake. It really goes like: Vader: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father" Luke: "He told me enough. He told me you killed him." Vader: "No. I am your father." Yes, I'm a Star Wars fan. Peace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
