Macho Man's new website...

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Macho Man's Site

 

Not sure if any of the Smarks have seen this but the guy is apparently going to broadcast matches and promo's from an empty arena (probably due to the fact he couldnt fill one himself) through his new website. Randy hopes to do a cross-promo with NWA/TNA in where he works briefly for them in return for them hyping his federation.

 

Something else i noticed, goto the Photo's section.

 

I quote..

 

Speaking of Fark

Photoshop a fancy picture of that chump Hulk Hogan and send it to [email protected]. Best 10 will be posted in a free gallery. No voting, I'm the only judge around here. You're a punk, Drew! Don't even submit - you got no PS skillz!

 

Randy sure isn't bitter, nope, ain't no way.

 

UYI

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Heh. Pretty cool site. I guess Brian Addams' career in boxing or whatever didn't go so well.

 

Something else from the videos section:

 

F Hulk

Hulk HO-gan, everything between you and me is done but the beating. Hulk, this is what I think of you. This video isn't for baby ears.

Machoman - 11:45 PM

 

'Course, you gotta pay money to see any of the shit on the site.

*shrugs*

 

It'll be on Kazza soon.

[Guest kane3212321]

The video is seriously the most surreal thing I have ever seen...........

[Guest wayzing]

Oh, come on Kane. You can't just say something like that. Tell us what you saw. You can't keep this to yourself. It will drive you maaaaaaaaad........

[Guest razazteca]

You know what I want to see, a Savage vs Hogan match of clips from the movies. Have Spiderman footage vs Rocky 3 footage done in a Adult Swim fashion with voice overs.

 

Or even better yet have Macho Man footage of him from Space Ghost vs Hogan of Rock & Wrestle! Brak and Zorak can do commentary, Thunder Cliess as the guest ref.

[TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0]

Speaking of Savage anyone have a full recap of his Wrestlezone radio appearance?

[Guest kane3212321]

http://www.machoman.com/free/video/video3/index.html is what I watched. He seems to be all over the place rambling about this that and everything else. Then when you think it couldn't get any stranger some topless women appear and yell stuff. Just plain weird.

[cawthon777 0]

...Oh wow. This website is Savage giving himself a messy blowjob, nothing more.

 

"This is a historical moment...MACHOMAN.COM is bringing wrestling to the worldwide web in a way that's never been done before. We are featuring current superstars, legends of wrestling, and superstars of the future who are getting their big break right here. We are passing the torch but at the same time we're dropping the hotness on you."

 

...Sounds painful.

 

Thought this was rather interesting. A new poem by the Genius.

 

A TRIBUTE TO CURT HENNING

Composed by Lanny Poffo

 

We remember Mr. Perfect

He was always in command

His greatness was so obvious

That all could understand

 

He brightened up a locker room

He made the time go by

He had a personality

Gregarious, not shy

 

He really was perfection

But now he's gone away

We're lucky to have known him

And we'll miss him every day

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

At least his brother is attempting to add class to the website.

 

The 'Hogan bashing' is just fucking pointless though. Macho is in hissy fit mode because Vince finds Hogan marketable and not Savage so therefore Mach devises some half-assed story of Hogan sucking dick to get a job just to cover Randy's own ego.

 

Whatever.

[Guest Steviekick]

I just checked it out. This is one of the most bizarre things I have ever seen. WOW.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Not to mention Mach is all roided up beyond repair right now. At least Hogan has STOPPED due to the fact he realises he's approaching 50 and can't take the risk.

 

Macho Man is a wrestling tragedy waiting to happen, mark my words.

 

UYI