Worst Movie Concept You Can Think Of

[Guest DrTom]

They already made it. It was called Kangaroo Jack, and it looked like the absolute worst idea for a movie I've ever seen.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

A big budget summer blockbuster about a giant Lizard who destroys New York City and gives birth to babies at Madison Square Garden.

 

NOW....It's Up To Ferris Bueller And A French Man To Stop Him, Save New York City, And Even THE WORLD!

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

I got one...

 

A pseudo-documentary about the band The Wesux, chronicling the band's career as both underground suckage and the world's worst band (next to Creed, of course). In it, lead guitarist Steve-O's iced tea addiction is chronicled in detail. Rhythm guitarist Drezzy's infatuation with chimpanzees smoking cigarettes leads him to jail-time, and then ultimatel to the faith known as the Church of Raisinet. Former drummer Mojo's current career as a female Shaggy (from Scooby-Doo) impersonator, as well as her strange fetish for meowing and drag-racing beat-up trucks. Former bassist Spydie's current career as a fat bastard chef is also chronicled, as well as the time he once went to jail for the cooking of former New York City mayor Giuliani's pet dog. Also touched upon is former drummer Dirty F'N Hippie's habit of being hit in the face with cream pies.

 

...or we could just do Hitler: The Musical...

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Dumb and Dumberer

 

I actually had a whole sequel planned out a long time ago...

[Guest Marshall]

Jessy The Talking Dog has 6 hours to save his master, Alan The Gay Farmer, from the evil clutches of Smellyman. Along the way he meets a gang of cats who are training to become olympic swimmers. They decide to join Jessy in the hopes that it'll somehow help them on their own quest to see more cats in the olympic games. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it does somehow. Then Jessy learns that talking isn't for dogs and she never speaks again. As for the cats, they all die in their own olympic size swimming pool. Cats can't swim ya know. Now Alan the gay farmer goes into a evil gay rage because Jessy doesn't talk and he was going to go on the talk show scene with that dog. He beats up Smellyman, who has leant the true meaning of smelling and being evil and decides that kidnapping gay farmers isn't the right way to go about being evil, but its too late for that now because Alan is a beating him to death with his own Scumstick ™ Just then, a voice is heard “leave that poor evil genius - I mean that poor, evil, of average inteligence stinking Smellyman alone“ ITS JESSY!!! And she leant the true meaning of Talking and that indieviduality is the only thing a person (or dog) has (she leant that from Roger the man with a crows head for a head) She teaches Alan the true meaning of being a gay farmer, (growing genictily modified pink vegtables) And Jessy, Alan and Smellyman all live happily ever after on Alans gay farm. THE END.

 

I call it JESSY THE TALKING DOG SAVES ALAN THE GAY FARMER FROM SMELLYMAN: THE MOVIE

[Guest ElectricRaccoon]

A live-action Hamtaro movie, starring Matt Damon as Hamtaro, Madonna as Bijou and Hulk Hogan as Boss.