Latest Contract Status Of Hulk Hogan

[Guest notJames]

Hulk Hogan has still not signed the latest contract sent to him by WWE.

 

Vince McMahon obviously has faith that Hogan will not no-show Wrestlemania, as they have along history together, and also would make Hogan look very bad from all the press appearances he has made.

 

Apparently Hogan is holding out from signing the contract to see what kind of storylines WWE has for him after Wrestlemania. By remaining unsigned, he can easily refuse to participate in angles he doesn’t approve of, such as last November when he was booked to lose to Brock Lesnar, and chose instead to stay at home, having already fulfilled his contract.

 

Credit: Wrestling Observer Newsletter

 

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I would be in Schadenfreude Heaven if Hogan walked out before WM. All this hype for Hogan/McMahon "20 Years In The Making" down the drain… that would be truly magical.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

::Mourns the death of Hulkamania::

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Actually, if he doesn't like what he sees, then guess what happens?

 

OH YAH~! You guessed right. McMahon will win and then Hogan's retired for good.

 

Ok, so it's not a sure thing, but at least one can have hope right? I don't mind Hogan, I really don't. Yet, I think he was long done since his retirement in WCW. Sure he's fun for the pop and stuff in WWE right now, but he's kinda like Michaels right now. Except Hulk at least keeps me awake during his promos unlike Shawn.

 

And I'm tired of the WWE bringing in the old guys to save the company. I want them to try with new people.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Imagine if Hogan/Vince is the main event this year and they book WM like they did last year and Hogan walked out before his match.

 

Last Year

 

Rock/Hogan

Womens Match

Jericho/Triple H

 

This year

Brock/Angle

Womens Match

Vince/Hogan

 

Hogan walks out and the womens match goes down as the main event for WM19

 

[Guest TheGame2705]

Imagine if Hogan/Vince is the main event this year and they book WM like they did last year and Hogan walked out before his match.

 

Last Year

 

Rock/Hogan

Womens Match

Jericho/Triple H

 

This year

Brock/Angle

Womens Match

Vince/Hogan

 

Hogan walks out and the womens match goes down as the main event for WM19

 

That would 0wn so much. WWE Women 0wn.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Ohhhh, I hope Hogan just goes old-man crazy and holds out for more money or something, just because I'm a dick.

 

(Scene: Vince's Office)

 

"Well ya know somethin' brother! It's gonna take, at least $40 million to get Hulkamania running at Wrestlemania XIX at the Silverdome, brah!"

 

"Terry, we can't pay that....you know we're uh....broke. Yeah...."

 

(Stephanie enters wearing a crown with her name written in diamonds. Vince gestures for her to "get the F out")

 

"What? Push Paul? OK, Daddy!!!!"

 

"Vin-man, I'm also going to need a space man escort to the Silverdome, brah!"

 

"Terry-"

 

"Hulkster."

 

"Hulkster, I don't even know what a space man escort would be, and WrestleMania is in Sea-"

 

"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..."

 

Annnnnnd SCENE!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(debates whether to change his pick in the gambling thread)

 

Nah, they'll decide on something. Vince is stupid like that, to keep Hogan around.

[Guest Brian]

Hogan will win, or else he wouldn't have agreed to the match.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Hogan will win, or else he wouldn't have agreed to the match.

Anything's possible in wrestling my friend, and I'll leave it at that.

[Guest Brian]

This is Hogan though. Unless Vince is in it to shoot, they're going to have him win.

[Guest jester]

I would laugh my ass off if:

 

1. Hogan no-showed. Would this finally be enough to sour McMahon on him forever?

 

2. Hogan showed, and McMahon pulled a LEGIT screwjob on him.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Ohhhh, I hope Hogan just goes old-man crazy and holds out for more money or something, just because I'm a dick.

 

(Scene: Vince's Office)

 

"Well ya know somethin' brother! It's gonna take, at least $40 million to get Hulkamania running at Wrestlemania XIX at the Silverdome, brah!"

 

"Terry, we can't pay that....you know we're uh....broke. Yeah...."

 

(Stephanie enters wearing a crown with her name written in diamonds. Vince gestures for her to "get the F out")

 

"What? Push Paul? OK, Daddy!!!!"

 

"Vin-man, I'm also going to need a space man escort to the Silverdome, brah!"

 

"Terry-"

 

"Hulkster."

 

"Hulkster, I don't even know what a space man escort would be, and WrestleMania is in Sea-"

 

"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..."

 

Annnnnnd SCENE!

It's not a "Life With The McMahons" script without one little line:

 

HHH: (poses, spits water)

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Consider it done...

 

Ohhhh, I hope Hogan just goes old-man crazy and holds out for more money or something, just because I'm a dick.

 

(Scene: Vince's Office)

 

"Well ya know somethin' brother! It's gonna take, at least $40 million to get Hulkamania running at Wrestlemania XIX at the Silverdome, brah!"

 

"Terry, we can't pay that....you know we're uh....broke. Yeah...."

 

(Stephanie enters wearing a crown with her name written in diamonds. Vince gestures for her to "get the F out")

 

"What? Push Paul? OK, Daddy!!!!"

 

"Vin-man, I'm also going to need a space man escort to the Silverdome, brah!"

 

"Terry-"

 

"Hulkster."

 

"Hulkster, I don't even know what a space man escort would be, and WrestleMania is in Sea-"

 

"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..."

 

(HHH emerges from under Vince's desk)

 

"Keep it down-uh!"

 

(Ric Flair's muffled voice)

 

"Yeah!"

 

HHH poses and spits water before returning to his love nest.

 

Annnnnnd SCENE!

 

OMG I WROTE SLASH~!

[Guest nWoScorpion]

Actually, Brian Adams says "Brah!" hogan says "Brother "daddy" and "dude"

[Guest Choken One]

Interesting...Maybe Hogan might get an unexpected visit in Tampa Tonight from His old buddy Steve ???

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Actually, Brian Adams says "Brah!" hogan says "Brother "daddy" and "dude"

 

Oh, come now. I know I've heard Hogan sputter out "Brah!"*

 

 

 

 

*I'm not changing it again.

[Guest Choken One]

Hogan has said Brah on MANY occasions...

[Guest godthedog]

hogan would be my hero again if he used this to hold vince up for an even more insane amount of money than i'm sure he's already getting paid like jarrett did.