AngleMania II Predicitions!!!!

[Guest The Mad Cappa]

It's time for AngleMania II predictions! This is something for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. I don't want to know who will win, I just want to know who do you think is going to win!

 

Here are my predicitions.

 

Winner of AS/AP (Champion) vs. Zack Malibu- Zack Malibu

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Title:

AngleSault (Champion) vs. Angle-Plex- AngleSault

 

Big Poppa Popick vs. Alfdogg- BPP

 

OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Thunderkid (Champion) vs. "Your Hero" Andrew- Andrew

 

Mario vs. JINGUS- JINGUS

 

OAOAST X CHAMPIONSHIP

Reject (Champion) vs. Mr. ZsasZ- Mr. Zsasz

 

Sandman9000 vs. The Purist- Sandman9000

 

The Superstar vs. Tony "The Body"- Tony

 

OAOAST TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Los Infernales vs. Mystery Weirdness Connection- Los Infernales

 

Boogie Knights 2K3 vs. the Dream Machines- The Dream Machines

 

Undisputed vs. K-Ness- Undisputed

 

Brock Ausstin vs Jailbait- Jailbait

 

PUERTO RICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Puerto Rican Lightning (champion) vs Naz Mistry vs The Mad Cappa- The Mad Cappa

 

Hot NewzWire vs Zack Attack- Zack Attack

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Here we go with mine:

 

Winner of AS/AP (Champion) vs. Zack Malibu- Zack Malibu

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Title:

AngleSault (Champion) vs. Angle-Plex- AngleSault

 

Big Poppa Popick vs. Alfdogg- BPP

 

OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Thunderkid (Champion) vs. "Your Hero" Andrew- Andrew

 

Mario vs. JINGUS- Mario

 

OAOAST X CHAMPIONSHIP

Reject (Champion) vs. Mr. ZsasZ- Reject

 

Sandman9000 vs. The Purist- The Purist

 

The Superstar vs. Tony "The Body"- Tony

 

OAOAST TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Los Infernales vs. Mystery Weirdness Connection- Los Infernales

 

Boogie Knights 2K3 vs. the Dream Machines- The Dream Machines

 

Undisputed vs. K-Ness- Undisputed

 

Brock Ausstin vs Jailbait- Jailbait

 

PUERTO RICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Puerto Rican Lightning (champion) vs Naz Mistry vs The Mad Cappa- The Mad Cappa

 

Hot NewzWire vs Zack Attack- Hot NewzWIRE

[Guest SP-1]

I predict that the Infernales will rule you all.

 

ALL OF YOU. Every match. We'll fly to the different arenas and destroy people. because we're IZ. And IZ rules all.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

I predict that the Infernales will rule you all.

 

ALL OF YOU. Every match. We'll fly to the different arenas and destroy people. because we're IZ. And IZ rules all.

You ain't rulin' The Slacker buddy. He's just too damned lazy for anybody to bother ruling.

[Guest KanadianKrusty]

Here are mine:

 

Winner of AS/AP (Champion) vs. Zack Malibu- Zack Malibu

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Title:

AngleSault (Champion) vs. Angle-Plex- Angle-Plex

 

Big Poppa Popick vs. Alfdogg- BPP

 

OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Thunderkid (Champion) vs. "Your Hero" Andrew- Thunderkid

 

Mario vs. JINGUS- Mario

 

OAOAST X CHAMPIONSHIP

Reject (Champion) vs. Mr. ZsasZ- Mr. Zsasz

 

Sandman9000 vs. The Purist- Sandman9000

 

The Superstar vs. Tony "The Body"- Superstar

 

OAOAST TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Los Infernales vs. Mystery Weirdness Connection- Los Infernales

 

Boogie Knights 2K3 vs. the Dream Machines- Boogie Knights

 

Undisputed vs. K-Ness- Undisputed

 

Brock Ausstin vs Jailbait- Brock Ausstin

 

PUERTO RICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Puerto Rican Lightning (champion) vs Naz Mistry vs The Mad Cappa- PRL

 

Hot NewzWire vs Zack Attack- Zack Attack

[Guest Angle-plex]

Winner of AS/AP (Champion) vs. Zack Malibu- Angle-Plex

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Title:

AngleSault (Champion) vs. Angle-Plex- Angle-Plex

 

Big Poppa Popick vs. Alfdogg- BPP

 

OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Thunderkid (Champion) vs. "Your Hero" Andrew- Andrew

 

Mario vs. JINGUS- JINGUS

 

OAOAST X CHAMPIONSHIP

Reject (Champion) vs. Mr. ZsasZ- Zsasz

 

Sandman9000 vs. The Purist- Sandman

 

The Superstar vs. Tony "The Body"-TONY~

OAOAST TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Los Infernales vs. Mystery Weirdness Connection- Los Infernales

 

Boogie Knights 2K3 vs. the Dream Machines- The Dream Machines

 

Undisputed vs. K-Ness- Undisputed

 

Brock Ausstin vs Jailbait- Jailbait

 

PUERTO RICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Puerto Rican Lightning (champion) vs Naz Mistry vs The Mad Cappa- The Mad Cappa

 

Hot NewzWire vs Zack Attack- Hot NewzWIRE is DEAD~!!!

[Guest SP-1]

::sheds a tear over all the predictions in the Infernales' favor::

 

:: . . . like we need the support of any heldDOWN pansies::

 

::Stone Cold Salute::

 

Because we're IZ. And we Rule.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::sheds a tear over all the predictions in the Infernales' favor::

 

:: . . . like we need the support of any heldDOWN pansies::

 

::Stone Cold Salute::

 

Because we're IZ. And we Rule.

*chuckles*

 

More like you drool.

 

And I specifically mean you.

 

*returns the salute in kind*

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

1. OAOAST Champion vs. Zack Malibu:

 

Why give him the match if he was jobbing? Zack wins gold because Popick predicted he would.

 

2. Anglesault vs. Angle-Plex :

 

Angle-Plex by DQ. Because we wouldn't want a guy who's been loyal since almost day 1 to ever hit the ME of a PPV, right?

 

3. BPP vs. Alfdogg:

 

BPP, Alfdogg is barely here.

 

4. TK vs. Your Hero:

 

Give the kid a belt. Ryland wins.

 

5. Reject vs. ZsasZ:

 

Too close to call, what you might call a pick-em.

 

6. Purist vs. Sandman9000:

 

Purist SHOULD win this. But I see Sandy taking it.

 

7. The Superstar vs. Tony the Body:

 

Superstar wins because he has a better avatar.

 

8. Los Infernales vs. Mystery Weirdness Connection:

 

Infernales.

 

9. Boogie Knights vs. Dream Machines:

 

Boogie Knights

 

10. Undisputed vs. K-NESS:

 

Undisputed.

 

11. Brock Ausstin vs. Jailbait :

 

Jailbait.

 

12. Mad Cappa vs. PR Lightning vs. NazMinstry

 

PR Lightning

 

13. ZACK ATTACK vs. Hot NewsWIRE

 

In the words of Hans Gruber, "Who cares?"

[Guest SP-1]

::hits Slacker with a tildeBANG~!::

 

::Stone Cold Salute::

 

Because we're IZ. And we Rule.

 

 

. . . and your mom drools. Whenever she sees my sexy body heading her way.

[Guest Angle-plex]

2. Anglesault vs. Angle-Plex :

 

Angle-Plex by DQ. Because we wouldn't want a guy who's been loyal since almost day 1 to ever hit the ME of a PPV, right?

Indeed.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Everyone does know that the MWC is the greatest tag team in OAOAST history? Right?

 

[Guest The Superstar]

Winner of AS/AP (Champion) vs. Zack Malibu- Angle-plex via disqualification

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Title:

AngleSault (Champion) vs. Angle-Plex- Angle-plex via interference from Bill Cosby.

 

Big Poppa Popick vs. Alfdogg- Alfdogg when Popick's head explodes.

 

OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Thunderkid (Champion) vs. "Your Hero" Andrew- Thunderkid when Sting comes from the rafters and bats the fuck out of Andrew.

 

Mario vs. JINGUS- Mario via a backslide.

 

OAOAST X CHAMPIONSHIP

Reject (Champion) vs. Mr. ZsasZ- Reject when someone hacks into Zsasz' account and sends a PM to managment telling them to make him job!

 

Sandman9000 vs. The Purist- Double count out

 

The Superstar vs. Tony "The Body"- No match, as the hug in a gayosexual moment not unlike BBP and Tony at BBB.

 

OAOAST TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Los Infernales vs. Mystery Weirdness Connection- MWC when the DEVIL comes into the ring and attacks Spider Poet!

 

Boogie Knights 2K3 vs. the Dream Machines- Dream Machines when Kotzenjunge gets distracted by Kylie who is dancing NUDE on the titantron!

 

Undisputed vs. K-Ness- Undisputed via a reverse decision

 

Brock Ausstin vs Jailbait- Double DQ

 

PUERTO RICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Puerto Rican Lightning (champion) vs Naz Mistry vs The Mad Cappa- Triple Count Out

 

Hot NewzWire vs Zack Attack- Hot Newz has a Heart Attack on the way to the ring.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

OAOAST X CHAMPIONSHIP

Reject (Champion) vs. Mr. ZsasZ- Reject when someone hacks into Zsasz' account and sends a PM to managment telling them to make him job!

I'm suprised you didn't get Batman or James Bond to interfere for me, SS.

[Guest SP-1]

Everyone does know that the MWC is the greatest tag team in OAOAST history? Right?

 

Well. Right behind those Infernale guys.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

OAOAST X CHAMPIONSHIP

Reject (Champion) vs. Mr. ZsasZ- Mr. Zsasz

::Walks Into The Thread::

 

"Ahem"

 

"Mr. Zsasz Sucks"

 

::Leaves::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Ahem...LOS PREDICTIONES~! by Zack:

 

Winner of AS/AP (Champion) vs. Zack Malibu-Zack Malibu

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Title:

AngleSault (Champion) vs. Angle-Plex-Angle-Plex

 

Big Poppa Popick vs. Alfdogg-Popick

 

OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Thunderkid (Champion) vs. "Your Hero" Andrew-Andrew

 

Mario vs. JINGUS- JINGUS

 

OAOAST X CHAMPIONSHIP

Reject (Champion) vs. Mr. ZsasZ- Reject

 

Sandman9000 vs. The Purist- Purist

 

The Superstar vs. Tony "The Body"-Tony

 

OAOAST TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Los Infernales vs. Mystery Weirdness Connection-MWC

 

Boogie Knights 2K3 vs. the Dream Machines-BK's

 

Undisputed vs. K-Ness-K-Ness

 

Brock Ausstin vs Jailbait-Austin

 

PUERTO RICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Puerto Rican Lightning (champion) vs Naz Mistry vs The Mad Cappa-PRL

 

Hot NewzWire vs Zack Attack-Zack Attack

[Guest Sandman9000]

Winner of AS/AP (Champion) vs. Zack Malibu-Sandman

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Title:

AngleSault (Champion) vs. Angle-Plex-Sandman

 

Big Poppa Popick vs. Alfdogg-Sandman

 

OAOAST NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Thunderkid (Champion) vs. "Your Hero" Andrew-Sandman

 

Mario vs. JINGUS- Sandman

 

OAOAST X CHAMPIONSHIP

Reject (Champion) vs. Mr. ZsasZ- Sandman

 

Sandman9000 vs. The Purist- Purist

 

The Superstar vs. Tony "The Body"-Sandman

 

OAOAST TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Los Infernales vs. Mystery Weirdness Connection-Sandman

 

Boogie Knights 2K3 vs. the Dream Machines-Sandman

 

Undisputed vs. K-Ness-Sandman

 

Brock Ausstin vs Jailbait-Sandman

 

PUERTO RICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Puerto Rican Lightning (champion) vs Naz Mistry vs The Mad Cappa-Sandman

 

Hot NewzWire vs Zack Attack-Sandman

[Guest caboose]

PUERTO RICAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Puerto Rican Lightning (champion) vs Naz Mistry vs The Mad Cappa

 

What a farce.