OaOasT IntenseZone Preview (March 31st, 2003)

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Hello to all our great OaOasT fans across the globe!

 

What a night last night. We've got several new champions and a heck of alot of go over before tonight's epic show. But first, did you know that next week's IntenseZone will be the one-year anniversary of the OaOasT? That's right, the OaOasT was borne April 9th, so we hope you join us for that show. We've gotten rumblings that it will indeed change the entire fabric of the company.

 

But first, a big news break for the OaOasT. Right now I just saw a well known TSM personality, perhaps one of the most famous, walk right by the commissioner's office and right into Watt's...Fans, we will have a monsterous debut tonight you just won't believe!

 

It's obvious that we will be hearing from our new OaOasT Champion Zack Malibu, who had one hell of a victory party last night. I was really happy to be in New York with him as a whole crew of us cruised the town in style. I'm really proud of his accomplishments, and you know that when he and I hook it up it will be a great match...He's got a victory speech that will open us up to our new era.

 

Speaking of new eras, the X division has crowned a new champion. We've had problems in the past, but ZsasZ pulled through a great match and took the title home. I hear he has major plans for the division and will be defending his title tonight, but against whom?

 

We might have seem some closure in the Los Infernales vs. Mystery Weirdness Connection feud. With the heelish duo coming out with the belts, theyre finally at the top of the tag division, unseating in my opinion the greatest tag team we've had. Will anyone step up against them tonight?

 

And another new champion...Andrew "Your Hero" Hyland, our new North American champion. This brash and cocky young man everyone seemed to hate, but more are becoming to enjoy his gimmick. Expect a few more cheers for him tonight, as it appears our self-dubbed Puerto-Rican Champion might be gunning for him

 

In non-title news...Tony the body was retired last night. Personal feelings for both men aside, they fought in a hell of a contest. Tony's been granted a farewell address tonight, and I'm going to miss my friend and personal ally. Godspeed Tony.

 

Welcome to the new OaOasT,

 

Stephen "Big Poppa" Popick

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Uh, BPP...last time I checked this post Anglemania stuff was happening in 2003, unless we're doing some weird Back To The Future angle .

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

umm

 

im dumb

 

that is all

[Guest Lightning Flik]

umm

 

im dumb

 

that is all

We kinda noticed.

 

 

Seriously though, nice preview. I can't wait for tonight's show~!

[Guest Tony149]

The one year anniversary is April 7th, but since IZ is on the 9th, we'll celebrate there.

 

P.S. I'm going to edit 2002 to 2003.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Seems very fitting that on the anniversary of the birth of the fed, the two brands will be "born".

 

OMG SYMBOLISM~!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

That read eerily like a JR preview or something. You've been reading too many From the Insides~!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

yay that was the point, thanks Kotz

 

im going to be doing previews for shows each week cause thats a neat feature

 

and yeah zack, that was my idea remember...for the symbolism~!

 

tehehe

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Symbolism is always a good thing when it's been earned.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Speaking of new eras, the X division has crowned a new champion. We've had problems in the past, but ZsasZ pulled through a great match and took the title home. I hear he has major plans for the division and will be defending his title tonight, but against whom?

 

The only thing I'll say is: "Katy bar the motherfucking door."

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

BPP you did get the promo I sent you right?

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Uh, BPP...last time I checked this post Anglemania stuff was happening in 2003, unless we're doing some weird Back To The Future angle .

Damn, I missed the typo!

 

If we're going for time-travelling, I'd kinda like to see the end of Bogus Journey recreated, where one of us who won comes from three minutes (OMG~ DID SOMEONE SAY THREE MINUTES?!?!!?) ahead in the future to deliver outside objects and extra=assistance to ourselves because we just rule that damn much. It's not illegal if the interference is from yourself, right?

[Guest What?]

Uh...is my promo going to go up tonight?

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

got everything, waiting on two things

 

what i got your stuff

[Guest What?]

Siiiiiiick!!

 

 

 

Can you possibly give me some feedback on it, BPP? Like, out of 10, it's a.....

[Guest Anglesault]

I posted it in Glass Ceiling because PMs were fucking me up, BPP.

[Guest The Superstar]

I posted it in Glass Ceiling because PMs were fucking me up, BPP.

Can you hear me NOW~?