Anniversary Thoughts

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Guys, for IZ next week id like each of you to post here your favorite moment you were involved with and why n stuff like a paragraph or so long that we can interject like a memorial show

 

thanks

[Guest The Superstar]

The OAOMEF:

 

"Ice Ice Baby" plays as the Masked Mystery Eskimo strolls out to the ring to boos from the crowd. In one hand is Derek the Fish, spitting at the crowd. Eskimo slides into the ring. Derek sits on a turnbuckle, swearing drunkenly at the crowd. Eskimo picks up a mic as the crowd boos get louder.

 

Eskimo: When I lost the USTV title to Big Poopa Poopick (fans cheer), I got depressed. I went home to my igloo, and I sat down, and I didn't know what to do next. But then, something remarkable happened. I trod on something wet and sticky.

At first I thought it was a by-product of my being repeatedly SCREWED by this company, but when I looked at it...ladies and gentleman, I had struck OIL. Gallons and gallons of it, under MY igloo.

 

I'm sure even you fuck-wits in the audience don't need to be told what that means, but I'm going to tell you anyway. It means I am now a very rich man. And rich men get there own way. What's more, they get their own COMPANY. So here, tonite, in this very ring, I am proud to announce the formation of The One and Only Mystery Eskimo Federation.

 

The OAOMEF will stand for everything the OAOAST does not. It will stand for rewards for good wrestlers. It will feature the best talent in the wrestling world. Screw SCW, SWF, whatever the hell it is, no-one cares. This is the real deal, right here!

 

Now, I'm not the only wrestler in the OAOAST who's a little frustrated. So, allow me to introduce my new employees...

 

Verdis 'Requiem' plays across the arena and the devilman JINGUS appears on the entrance way. It is immediately replaced by 'just got wicked' as the OAOAST X Champion, The Superstar, appears and stands next to JINGUS. Next, 'Come out and play' by Offspring plays and USTV title No 1 contender Angle-Plex joins the group. All three men raise arms and then flip off the crowd as they walk to the ring through a cascade of boos and trash.

 

All three men get into the ring and shake hands with Eskimo. Eskimo hands the mic to Angle-Plex:

 

:::Crowd is throwing trash into the ring::

 

Angleplex: Fuck the OAOAST!

 

::Crowd Boos::

 

Angleplex: This morning at 12:00am, my contract with the OAOAST officially expired. So this morning I went in to talk to Mr. Bill Watts to negotiate a new contract. After last nights victory, I was expecting a big cash bonus. Mr. Watts offered me a contract at $5000 more a week than I was getting before. Well Mr. Watts, I consider that a slap in the fucking face, because you sure as hell know I'm worth 10 times that.

 

::Crowd boos::

 

Angleplex: Everyone knows I was the OAOAST. I was the fucking company.Without me, all it is is a big fucking circus.

 

::Crowd starts chanting "Sell-Out::

 

Angleplex: So when I was packing my bags, getting ready to leave, MME pulled me aside and told me about his new company. I truely didn't give a shit about him or his company, so I got to the point and asked him how much cash he was offering me. Needless to say, I was satisfied with the figure we came up with.

 

::A fan jumps the barricade and tries to enter the ring::

 

Angleplex: Get the fuck out of my ring.

 

::AP, MME, JINGUS and Superstar start attacking the fan. Security tackles him::

 

Angleplex: So Mr.Watts, I hope your happy, because you just killed your fucking company.

 

Angle-plex throws the mic to JINGUS. JINGUS looks at it, opens his mouth and bites the mic in half. He then SPITS the remains of the mic all over the front row and gives the whole stadium the finger. Eskimo chuckles and passes another mic to Superstarr, as a wave of boos thunders through the arena, all directed to the reigning X-Champion::

 

"Yeah, fuck you too. And to quote the great band Fozzy, you said that I'd never make it, but here I am. And I think after last night, all you pieces of shit know that I AM THE OAOAST X CHAMPION! I beat your hero, the commish, Big Poppa Popick, and after the match, Eskimo and Angle-plex joined in on the fun of kicking his fucking ass! None of you, NONE OF YOU, thought I would win last night. The only ones that did were these two ::points to MME and AP:: They were my insurance. Hell, I KNEW I was going to beat Popick. I just needed to be sure in case Popick ever cheated or something. ::"Asshole" chant:: Hey, shut the fuck up! All you bitches now know that I AM THE OAOAST X CHAMPION! And like Eskimo said, we're breaking the mold. To hell with the OAOAST and its crooked booking. Fuck them for holding down the most promising superstars ever! After I kick Sandman's ass tonight and retain my title, we're outta here. From now on, you can only see YOUR X CHAMPION on Thursday nights: OAOMEF Breakout. The most entertaining, fucking awesome show on television. Forget your fucking "IntenselyHeldDown". I'm sick of seeing Angle-plex job to everyone short of his own mom. Hell, even Anglesault's fucking DOG was booked to pin this man. That won't happen in the OAOMEF. Equal opportunity for all, and it's the only place where the REAL talent will be displayed. Like I said, after Sandman is destroyed tonight, this belt will become the OAOMEF X Championship, until someone beats me for it. In other words, it'll be that way forever. There ain't no piece of shit out there that can beat me for this title, because I am now the OAOMEF X CHAMPION!I'd like to thank all you fans (...pieces of shit) and all the fuckwads in the back, for not recognizing just who the hell we are. We're never going to be with you fuckers again. The superior show will now be on Thursday nights. And if anyone wants to join the revolution-and excuse me for a minute marks, I'm going to use some insider lingo- PM me. Thank you, bitches. Oh, and by the way, I AM THE OAOMEF X CHAMPION!

 

Eskimo takes back the mic.

 

Eskimo: You see, scum? These are real men. Real athletes. Real wrestlers. And as Superstar said, you can see us on OAOMEF: Breakout, this thursday night. Because I bought the OAOAST's time slot there, and now its mine, and theres NOTHING any of you can do about it! Oh, and one final thing...just in case anyone is thinking about removing us from the OAOAST...I paid a visit to the board of directors this morning with the 10 most expensive lawyers in the country.Our contracts here are valid and bound. We are ALL still in the OAOAST so we can take its titles over to the OAOMEF.

 

If anyone of you listening in the back has the guts to see that we are the future, I might be able to come up with a contract for you. And believe me, it'll be worth your while. What we did at Excessive Forces is only the beginning. The tag titles will soon belong to Jingus and myself. SS is still the X champion, and Angleplex will become USTV champion.

 

Finally, the four of us have just one thing to say:

 

MME, SS, JINGUS and AP: Fuck the OAOAST!

 

The four men leave through a massive pyro explosion, spelling the letters OAOMEF in the air.

 

This was one of the times I was most happy with the OAOAST. *I* was going to have the chance to write an entire show, featuring a small portion of OAOAST talent, and WWE superstars. It was a complete blast, working with Eskimo, Jingus, TK, Reject, and who became one of my best TSM friends, Angle-plex. I just loved every week, and even wrote a MOTYC featuring myself vs. Jericho in an empty arena match. It's a shame we had to end it for the aWo, but that's the way things go.

 

Joining the In Crowd

 

The Superstar & Bif Everchad vs. The In Crowd (Zack Malibu & EvenflowDDT)

 

Both man into their corners…Bif with the Hot Tag to the Superstar, who floats over the rope and meets Zack halfway. The two stop…

 

And turn around and hit Bif. Double Suplex…and Superstar tags Bif…Zack with the cover…1…2…3!

 

WINNER, DQ, Moving on to GAB, The In-Crowd (Zack Malibu and Evenflow DDT)

 

Zack grabs a mike.

ZM: Ladies and gentleman, the newest member of the In-Crowd…THE SUPERSTAR!

 

This was *THE* most fun I had in the fed. I remember on my first week I got a PM from Evenflow saying I would be the perfect addition to the In Crowd...that just made me feel welcomed into the fed. Ed & Zack became two of my best friends on the board through this, as I still talk to them about everything. As for in-character stuff, I loved seeing new, original promos every week involving us (see: Men "In Crowd" Black~!). I'm still thankful to Zack and EF for giving me that opportunity.

[Guest SP-1]

For me it would have to the Stairway to Oblivion. The match as a whole. I was a little worried that it wouldn't live up to the hype, but a couple people have said that it did and that's enough for me. As long as one person enjoyed it, that's good. The timespan between Bloody, Battered, and Beaten, and AngleMania was tons of fun, and the Stairway match itself just kind of cemented that. It was great fun. Hopefully in a year's time, I'll be able to say that I topped it.

 

 

 

DONG . . .

 

DONG . . .

 

DONG . . .

 

The opening notes of HELL'S BELLS ring out over the arena, signaling the arrival of El DANDY~!. Dandy appears on the stage, with no entrance attire. He's just ready to go. He looks focused, intense, and ready to tear the monstrous cell down if he has to tonight.

 

COLE

And there he is, El DANDY~!, the silent wild card in this match. He and Spider Poet have maneuvered and schemed their way into a strange run as seperate tag champions, which is why this match came about.

 

COACH

That's right, MC. I have no question about Dandy and Poet's loyalty to one another. I think the question is whether they can pull it off. We haven't heard much from Dandy leading into this. I think the question on everybody's mind right now is just HOW focused is he? Where is his intensity level? We know Poet NEEDS to win this but will Dandy deliver?

 

COLE

We're about to find out, Coach. I think we're about to hear SHORT STORIES WITH TRAGIC ENDINGS, performed by one of Poet's favorite bands, FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES. I think that song has come to symbolize alot of Poet's internal conflicts.

 

COACH

I'd say so too. I have to wonder if the song may be prophetic as to the outcome of this match. Will Poet's short story so far in the OAOAST end tragically tonight with a loss? Why, I --

 

A distorted guitar comes from the house speakers. It is NOT the familiar notes of SSWTE, but instead the recognizable opening strains of DROWNING POOL'S song, TEAR AWAY. Dandy is making his way down the ramp as the opening lines are sung, and the AngleTron begins playing the entrance video for SpiderPoet. It is a song about loss, internal pain, losing people. All elements of SP's short story. "BRREEEEEEEEEEAAK!" The stage explodes with fire as the song hits a hard beat, and SpiderPoet emerges with Black Widow at his side. The two meet Dandy on the ramp. SP and Dandy nod to one another and walk down together, facing the Cell, the Ladder, and the Challenge that lie before them.

 

The Infernales begin to make their way down the ramp, Poet and Dandy shaking out their arms, pumping themselves up for the battle they face now. They approach the cage and pause at the bottom of the ramp. Dandy goes on ahead towards the door, but Poet turns to Widow. They exchange words, and Widow looks confused. Poet shakes his head, and kisses her forehead. She frowns, reaches up, and kisses him lovingly and makes her way back up the ramp. Poet watches her go, cracks his neck, and makes his way towards the cell door. He and Dandy back towards the far end of the ring, and watch the ramp.

The music dies and a hush falls over the crowd, as the heavy nature of what may be about to happen in this match sets in.

 

CUE: "ICE ICE BABY"

 

Masked Mystery Eskimo emerges from the curtain, adjusting his pads and ring gear, eyeing the celled ring. He stands on the stage for a few minutes, gazing out over the crowd. A crowd that seems somewhat inclined to cheer for him.

 

CUE: "Verdi's Requiem"

 

Once VERDI'S REQUIEM hits, the crowd DOES cheer, as JINGUS emerges from behind the curtain. The two nod to one another and begin making their way down to the ring. Behind their masks, they both eye this strange "Altar" as Poet called it, and know that this will not be easy, it will not be a pushover, and it will not be quick. All of them know they are perhaps risking their careers by stepping into the ring tonight. But fearlessly, Eskimo and Jingus answer the challenge as effortlessly, it seems, as have their challengers.

 

They enter the cell and the ring as the door is closed.

 

COACH

And here we go, ladies and gentlement! All that stands between these teams and a Championship run is a ladder and a lock.

 

COLE

And a whole lot of pain, Coach!

 

COACH

Of course, normal tag rules DO apply in this match, believe it or not. Despite the cell, despite the ladder, this is a contest for the TAG TEAM Championships, and Mister Watts has enforced Tag Rules.

 

COLE

This should be VERY interesting.

 

COACH

Certainly like nothing we've EVER seen!

 

* DING DING DING *

 

The bell rings and it looks like it will be EL DANDY and MYSTERY ESKIMO to start it off. The two eye the ladder, and indeed circle it. Dandy looks to quickly get an advantage by dropkicking the ladder into Eskimo, and it knocks him back into the ropes and to his knees. Dandy is on the move, bringing the forearms for all he's worth to wear Eskimo down. A quick boot, and Dandy picks Eskimo up to his feet, and goes to fire him off into the ropes. Eskimo puts the breaks on, however, whirls around, and hits a CLOTHESLINE on Dandy! Dandy is on his feet quickly, shaking it off, but Eskimo gets in control by snagging his arm and sending him to the ropes. On the return, Dandy dodges Eskimo's lunge for a belly to belly, and boots Eskimo in the stomach. Dandy snatches him up into a GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB and goes for the quick cover. 1-NO, Eskimo kicks out.

 

COLE

Now what the hell was THAT? Why would he try and pin Eskimo? He MUST have KNOWN that this early he couldn't have gotten it, and it's worthless in this match!

 

COACH

Dandy and Poet were talking about this backstage, MC. I think they're trying to psych the Connection out. Confuse them, throw them off their game.

 

COLE

But why did the ref even COUNT it?!

 

COACH

Maybe he's an idiot.

 

COLE

At least we found out we have something in common with somebody.

 

Dandy lays in the boots

before hauling Eskimo to his feet. Dandy goes for a forearm, but Eskimo blocks, hits an uppercut, and boots Dandy in the stomach. He pulls him in, and yanks him up for a suplex, but instead drops Dandy on the top rope!. Eskimo runs back to the ropes and on the return leaps with a high dropkick that sends Dandy back off the apron and into the cage wall! Eskimo slides under the ropes to the outside, and goes looking for the ring steps. He snags them, and turns to murder Dandy with them, but Dandy is on his knees, and lurches up and forward into a SPEAR, driving Eskimo back into the cage, dropping the steps, which land on their rear, sitting upright. Dandy, still in the spear position, wraps his arms around Eskimo and hauls him up and over into a FLAPJACK, and ESKIMO'S FACE HITS THE STEPS!

 

COLE

It's a good thing he wears a mask!

 

COACH

I'm not real sure a mask is gonna help much on that one...

 

Dandy slides in the ring while Eskimo cradles his face outside, and tags in Poet. Poet runs down the apron, presumable to attack Eskimo down at the other end, but JINGUS trucks it down and meets him at the turnbuckle. The big man, snatches Poet by the hair and yanks him over the ropes and into the ring! Poet lands awkwardly on his neck/shoulders and lies crumpled for a few seconds while JINGUS makes his way back to his corner. Finally, SP rolls to his feet. On the outside, Eskimo is getting to his feet, and SP seizes the moment. He sprints, leaps, and hits the top rope before jumping with a big forearm to Eskimo, who falls to his knees. SP yanks Eskimo up, and slides him into the ring under the ropes. SP put a little too much force behind it though, and by the time he gets in the ring, JINGUS has been tagged in!

 

SP charges, and the Devilman was ready, catching SP with both hands around his neck. JINGUS lifts him up and delivers a devistating Powerbomb. SP hits the mat and bounces from that one, and quickly scrambles for the ropes, trying to get to his feet. Jingus is there, and he gives SP no leeway. Over in their corner, Eskimo has dragged the ladder over, and propped it in the corner. Jingus makes use of it, hauling SP to his feet and whipping him right INTO THE LADDER. SP hits it hard and slumps against it, trying to gather his wits. JINGUS charges, but SP thinks fast and rolls to the mat, locks up Jingus's ankle, and sends Jingus FACE FIRST into the LADDER~! Jingus rebounds up and stumbles backwards, and SP tries to score again, charging at the big man. Jingus locks his arms around him, twists and throws SP back with a quick BELLY TO BELLY. SP LANDS UPSIDE DOWN ON THE LADDER, and falls off awkwardly to the mat. Eskimo from the outside lands a few choice boots to SP through the ropes, causing Poet to roll back towards the middle of the ring, where Jingus is waiting with a few kicks of his own. He picks SP up to his feet and whips him to the corner, charging behind him for a clothesline, but SP ducks out of the corner. Jingus puts on the brakes, but SP is behind him, and he wraps his arms around him. GERMAN SUPLEX~!

 

COLE

OH MY GOSH! I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE

 

COACH

It looks like he'll pay the price for it, MC!

 

Jingus is dazed but Poet doesn't pop right back up. Instead he arches his back and is pressing his hand against his lower back, his face twisted. He obviously hurt his back getting the big man over. Poet get to his knees and crawls to the corner, and tags in Dandy, who comes in on FIRE. Jingus trying to get to his feet, on one knee, and Dandy takes the opportunity. SHINING WIZARD~!. Dandy runs to the corner and slams Eskimo with a quick right hand, knocking him off the apron. Dandy sees the ladder still propped up, and walks up it, crouching and waiting. Jingus gets to his feet wearily and turns right into a running/leaping SPEAR from DANDY! It sends them both sliding across the matt, towards the Infernales Corner. Dandy hot-tags Poet, who climbs to the top rope and -- hurt back or no -- leaps off with a quick SPIDAHSAULT~! to JINGUS!

 

COLE

What team work!

 

Poet pulls himself to his feet with the ropes, and watches Jingus get to his feet. As soon as Jingus is up, Poet is on the move, landing a quick SPIDAHKICK to the big man's jaw. Such quick battle taking it's toll, JINGUS is sent stumbling backwards while Poet tags in Dandy again! Dandy leaps to the top rope and makes his move! JINGUS catches him in mid-air, though, with his hand around his neck. CHOKESLAM~! and Dandy is out of it. Poet feels froggy and is coming in between the ropes, but Jingus is there with a kick to the head, which sends Poet reeling outside to the floor. Jingus turns his attention back to Dandy, and starts delivering harsh kicks to the ribs.

Eskimo slips in the ropes and sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring, and signals to Jingus. Jingus slams Dandy with a kick to the head and turns his attentions to the ladder. The big man starts slowly climbing the ladder, and it appears that the Infernales have been taken out much faster than expected! The crowd's volume begins to rise as Jingus rises up the ladder, but Jingus doesn't see Dandy tag in Poet, who has gotten back to the apron! Poet jumps to the top rope and springboards into the ring with a dropkick to the ladder! The ladder falls over, and sends JINGUS flailing to the outside, slamming into the cage before bouncing back and slamming into the apron. Poet slides out the ring and grabs the ring steps before sliding back in with them. He runs over to the side where Jingus lies crumpled on the outside, and raises the steps, the rear with the opening for the ring post at the bottom. Eskimo is coming through the ropes to head him off, but DANDY IS THERE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A BOOT TO THE GUT AND A DDT!

 

Poet throws the steps over the ropes, forcing them down so they effectively pin Jingus in his awkward position between the ring and the cell wall. Spidey grins with a demented glee as he goes over and picks up the ladder. He again goes over to the side where Jingus has been perhaps severely hurt and pinned down by the steel steps. Poet lowers the bottom of the ladder down, setting the bottom rung against Jingus's neck. Poet leans the ladder back as far as he can and PULLS THE TOP ROPE IN AROUND THE TOP OF THE LADDER! JINGUS CAN'T MOVE! The rope is forcing the ladder into place!

 

COACH

POET IS TRYING TO KILL HIM!

 

COLE

To borrow from JR, SOMEBODY STOP THE MATCH! Look at the way JINGUS is twisted down there! He could be horribly injured!

 

Poet turns his attention back behind him, where Dandy is mounted atop Eskimo, slamming him with lefts and rights. Poet turns just as Eskimo lands a hard forearm of his own, and another to knock Dandy off of him. Poet is there to start to pick Eskimo up, but Eskimo hits him in the gut and gets himself to his feet. He grabs SP by the hair and the tights and throws him through the ropes to the outside. Eskimo looks PISSED as blood can be seed around his eyes where skin peeks out from his mask. He's on the hunt for Dandy, who is on his feet waiting for him. The two stare at each other, coming forehead to forehead. Eskimo pushes Dandy back and Dandy answers with a right, which Eskimo answers with a right hand of his own and the two are SLUGGING IT OUT.

On the outside, SP is on his knees, looking around. Hitting the cage cut him open in a few places and his face has streaks of dripping blood. He touches his wounds and looks at his bloodied fingers, mulling this over. Finally, he looks to the cage itself and seems to be formulating something. Poet pulls himself to his feet and begins climbing up the side of the cage!

 

In the ring, Eskimo snags Dandy and fires him off into the ropes, and scores a boot to the stomach on the return. Eskimo moves behind him and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX on Dandy . . . and rolls over and up for ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX ON DANDY . . . . and rolls over and up for ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX ON DANDY! The crowd is on fire now, and Eskimo looks up to see SpiderPoet hanging from the top of the cage, slowly swinging his way towards the door in the center! He cuts Dandy loose and runs over to where the rope is holding the ladder in position, pinning JINGUS to the FLOOR! Eskimo struggles with the rope, but finally pushes it off the ladder. He pulls the ladder in and barrels through the ropes to the outside to move the ring steps. He checks on Jingus and . . . it looks like Jingus is more PISSED OFF than HURT. The Devilman roars to life, getting to his feet and sliding under the ropes. He is on his feet in the ring just as SP unlocks the cage door! SP had been hanging on to the door itself, and it swings open with him still attached!

 

JINGUS, still the legal man, reaches up to grab SP's foot, but SP kicks his hand away as he maneuvers around the door to get to the opening. His arms seem to be straining from the climbing and hanging on, and his fingers look a little bloody from holding on to the wire mesh so tightly. JINGUS GRABS HIS FOOT AS HE SWINGS AROUND, AND SP IS IN TROUBLE! Jingus holds on and yanks on SP's leg, but Poet holds on with all he has and gets a hand OVER THE TOP! He grabs onto the cage and pulls so hard with Jingus still attached that a sickening crack can be heard AS HIS LEG DISLOCATES FROM HIS HIP! Jingus was pulled up enough that he has ahold of the cage door, and the Devilman makes the top of the cage sag in as he begins hauling himself up!

Up top, SP cannot get to his feet, his leg refusing to work for him. The superhuman, adrenaline funded move has taken so much out of him, and when he dislodges his fingers from the cage, blood runs down his hands. He sees JINGUS'S arm swing over the top of the cell and the big man's head emerges through the doorway, with a MURDEROUS look in his eyes. SP shakes his head no and with his good leg kicks stiff and hard. Jingus keeps coming, and SP kicks him again, and again, and again, and finally the DEVILMAN LETS GO and FALLS BACK TO THE RING BELOW, winded, hurt, and his injuries finally catching up with his adrenaline.

Eskimo is on the move now, pulling the ladder up to try and head off SP himself, but Dandy is there. Dandy whirls Eskimo around and slams him hard with a right hand and a stiff boot to the gut. Dandy leans in, and picks Eskimo up onto his shoulders! El Dandy to the corner now, hoisting himself and Eskimo up to the second rope – SUPER ELDANDYNATOR FROM THE SECOND ROPE AND ESKIMO IS HURT.

 

COLE

WHATAMANEUVER!

 

COACH

SP's trying to get to his FEET! THIS MAY BE OVER!

 

Up top, SP is on one knee, his lame, dislocated leg dragging behind him. He pushes himself up, swaying madly to retain his balance. He can't do it though, and tumbles forward but HE SNAGS THE BELTS ON THE WAY DOWN, using his momentum to rip their fasteners apart and away from the silver ring they were suspended from. Poet tumbles forward and sprawls across the opening. Down below, he can see Dandy smiling as the crowd goes absolutely nuts with cheers and boos and applause for what they just witnessed! Poet pushes himself up and drops one belt down to El Dandy, who stands over what appears to be an unconcious Jingus. Dandy catches the belt and motions for his partner to come down, and SP obliges. He swings his lame leg down, followed by his good one, and drops the tag title belt to the canvas before lowering himself down the cage door. A little lower now, SP swings his legs forward and lets go, and bumps on his back. Dandy is there to check on him as the paramedics rush down to the ring while the cell begins to raise. SP nods that he's alright and Dandy helps him sit up.

 

Black Widow is at ringside now, and she slides in under the ropes despite paramedics trying to keep her away. She hugs SP and kisses his bloody cheek. Beside him, El Dandy raises his belt in victory, as Widow stands and raises Poet's hand holding his belt.

 

RING ANNOUNCER

WINNERS in 17:03 and NEW OAOAST tag team champions - LOS INFERNALES.

 

We fade out as Poet and Dandy refuse medical attention and instead limp – slowly – back up the ramp towards the back.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Uh....the first 3 months of the fed I guess. OAOAMEF was cool too.

[Guest Tony149]

When everybody got pissy about the direction of the OAOAST. The ball seemed to get dropped on my lap, but that's fine. Once we started doing IZ & HD, the OAOAST just floated more in that direction than it did to TOAOAST, which lost steam after the shows debuted. If I could do it over again, I would.

 

My debut on the first HD in May. I had no idea who Caboose was, but he offered to do some work with me, which turned out pretty good since I had no idea what to do; I just wrote whatever came to my mind.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

if you can, please put the actual event you refer to in your post

 

this way we can have a "best of the best" 1 year show too as well...it may be long, but it will be a repository for us to see what we thought was the best

 

As for myself, the happiest I have been in the fed, well, I haven't been too happy for awhile but okay, personal feuds aside. I really dug it at the beginning, and the BPP/Caboose MasterPlan for the whole friggin PPV was a perfectly setup wave of events that I really enjoyed working with

 

But my favorite moment by far has to be the Last Man Standing Match with Tony, I knew I wanted to work a program with him and it only felt appropriate given the situations that it was what it was an ended how it ended...I know many thought the ending was cheezy, but it was an ending tailor-made for a christmas/holiday ppv

 

=)

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Favorite moment? You mean I have to pick ONE?

 

C'mon now...we had two classic matches later in the year (Zack vs. The Superstar and Zack vs. Van Siclen...I still remember Supes' reply in the Feedback thread...he put "I LOVE YOU ZACK" because of how much I put him over, even in a loss).

 

The In Crowd promo's that Superstar has mentioned. Men "In Crowd" Black was probably the best of the bunch, but we always had fun being the offbeat snobs, even as faces.

 

And I'm not sure if it was for IZ, or if it was for one of the HeldDOWN's when Alf brought it back, I'll have to go and check...but the unsanctioned Street Fight with Zack vs. AS, when Rikishi and Michael Cole were special refs. That was a fun match.

[Guest SP-1]

Edited in the match.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Another match was the one SpiderPoet and I had. The match took us both off guard, as it was a half-hearted request by Poet that wound up leading us into a tournament angle. Both of us were pleased by that match as well.

 

How pleased? AM3...that's all I'll say .

[Guest SP-1]

[Guest Tony149]

Apparently, the OAOAST has turned into a school, now we have to write papers and shit. Mr. Popick, after further reviewing my past in the OAOAST... I've discovered I have a NEW favorite moment. If I have permission -- which I will wheather you like it or not -- here's my favorite moment.

 

COURTESY:

The Intense Zone

3-10-03

 

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Championship!

 

"Simply Ravishing" hits as the legend himself, Tony "The Body" walks towards the ring, still wearing the bandage from War Games and the attacks by The Superstar, but the fans are behind him all the way.

 

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, from San Antonio, Texas -- Tony "The Body"~!

 

JR: What a main event we have hear tonight -- Tony "The Body" vs. Anglesault, for the OAOAST championship. It should be a dandy, Jess.

 

Jesse: Can you believe out of all the years Tony has been active in the sport this is only he second title shot.

 

JR: That is incredible. Of course, his first shot at the big gold belt came at last year's "Breakdown" pay-per-view, during the 6-Pack Challenge match where Anglesault pinned him, thanks in large part to Big Poppa Popick of all people.

 

Jesse: I remember that, "Breakdown" was my first OAOAST pay-per-view.

 

JR: But tonight, it's one-on-one. And it could be his last title shot, since he's going to put his career on the line at AngleMania II, March 30th, live, only on pay-per-view, against the Superstar in a respect vs. career match.

 

Jesse: Who knows, we could see Tony vs. Superstar for the OAOAST championship at AngleMania II, if Tony wins tonight.

 

JR: Could happen.

 

Ring Announcer: His opponent, from New York, New York, the OAOAST Champion, Anglesault!

 

The crowd let's their disapproval be heard as the theme music of the champion

hits.

 

JR: The former leader of the aWo, and the man who many believe is the greatest OAOAST champion of all time -- the only two-time OAOAST champion, Anglesault.

 

AS grabs the mic.

 

Jesse: The champ has somethin' to say.

 

AS: There's not going to be a OAOAST title match tonight.

 

Crowd boos.

 

JR: What? Where did that come from?

 

Jesse: Let him finish speaking.

 

AS: Oh, don't worry. There will be a match tonight, but not for my title. You see, all OAOAST titleholders have clauses in their contracts that state you must defend your title once every 30 days

or run the risk of being stripped of the title.

 

JR: Come on.

 

Jesse: It's true! It's true!

 

JR: I know it is.

 

AS: I've already defend my title at least once during the last 30 days. Oh, I have.

"Cowboy" hits. It's the Chairman of th eOAOAST Boar of Directors, "Cowboy" Bill Watts.

 

Jesse: Oh, great.

 

Bill Watts: Now hold on just a minute. You're right.

 

AS nods.

 

AS: I know I'm right. That's why I'm the only two-time OAOAST champion, pops.

 

Bill (CONT'D): You've defend the OAOAST World's championship at least once in the past 30 days, but the contract you signed for tonight's match is for the OAOAST World's title.

 

Big pop from crowd.

 

Jesse: This isn't fair!

 

JR: The hell it is. He has a written contract stating it.

 

Bill (CONT'D): So, right now, you two are going to wrestle for the World's title. So let's hook 'em up!

 

AS: I'm the champion! I'm a public icon! You're violating my consititutional rights!

 

JR: Cry me a river, you baby.

 

AS (CONT'D): But I'll go through with this match because Tony "The Body" is a lot like the French...

 

Jesse: uh-oh.

 

AS: When it comes to the big one, they both roll over.

 

JR: Wow. That's stretching it in my opinion.

 

Tony spears~! AS and throws punches at him. Kicking and stomping the champion of the OAOAST.

 

JR: He's stomping a mudhole in AS and walking it dry.

 

Jesse: It's been a long time since I've seen Tony with this much intensity.

 

JR: He may very well be thinking AS is Superstar.

 

Irish-whip into a back bodydrop by Tony, AS has been caught off guard by. Clothesline...1-2-kickout. Hip-toss into a front-facelock.

 

Jesse: I wonder if AS has his mind on this match. I know this is no longer for the OAOAST title, but going into the biggest event of the year, you need to look strong. AS looks like he's paying more attention towards his possible matches at AngleMania.

 

JR: Could be. AS has a OAOAST title match set with his former aWoer, Angle-Plex. If AS gets by that, he'll then face the winner of Zack Malibu/EvenflowDDT. Two friends, turn enemies. They trained together; they partied together... no more. They'll hook 'em up at AngleMania II.

 

AS manages to turn the front-facelock into a side-headlock, elbow's to the gut of Tony, AS runs the ropes, leapfrog by Tony, Tony tries it again, but AS stops before he goes underneath and nails SWEET EMOTION~!

 

JR: This could be it. 1-2-NO! Tony kicked out at 2 1/2.

 

AS whips Tony hard into the turnbuckles. Knife-edge chops delivered in the corner, the sound of flesh against flesh echoing throughout the arena. Tony's chest starting to look like ground meat.

 

JR: Man, oh, man, what impact by those knife-edge chops.

 

Snapmare by AS, who follows it up with a need right into the upper back area, followed by a dropkick to the head. 1-2-Tony kicks out. AS drives his forearm into Tony's face and tries another pin... 1-2-NO, Tony kicks out again. AS is starting to show signs of frustration.

 

AS: (to the referee) Come on, count faster!

 

Jesse: If AS had his mind elsewhere before the match, no don't now. He wants to end this.

 

While AS is getting on the ref's case, Tony recovers and attempts a big boot to the face, but AS sees this out of the corner of his eye and chop-blocks Tony's exposed (leg he has all the weight on) knee.

 

JR: What a cheap shot! AS just clipped Tony's knee, that could break a leg or tear...

 

Jesse: Shut up, Ross. Even though I'm a huge Tony fan, he left an opening and Anglesault took advantage. That's why he's the World heavyweight champion... he's a thinking man's wrestler.

 

AS begins to work over the knee/ankle area by dropping three big time elbow drops in the knee arena. AS then slides Tony to the ring post, heads outside and smashes Tony's ankle into the ring post. Tony screams in pain.

 

JR: My God! That wasn't the leg he smashed, that was the ankle. After getting clipped, one can only imagine the pain running through his body.

 

Jesse: No doubt setting up for the ankle lock.

 

All of a sudden the crowd begins to boo. The camera get a shot of Angle-Plex making his way to the ring.

 

JR: He has no business here. What is Angle-Plex up too?

 

Jesse: Probably scouting his opponent for AngleMania. People like to joke on the guy, but he ain't stupid.

 

JR: No Jesse, he ain't.

 

Jesse: Don't you dare go down that road, little man.

 

The ref sees AP and asks him what he's doing here. AP appears to say he's only here to watch the match up close.

 

Angle-Plex: Don't worry. I'm not here to start trouble.

 

AP grabs a chair and sits down ringside.

 

AS sees AP but tries not to let that get in his way. AS picks Tony up in a side suplex position, only grabbing his leg instead, and drops Tony's shin right accross his knee... A move made famous by "Nature Boy" Ric Flair. AS then locks on the figure-four.

 

JR: Look at this.

 

Jesse: AS normally uses the ankle-lock, but he's decided to use the figure-four. That's what makes a champion great, everybody knows AS loves to his the ankle-lock, so he goes with the figure-four. That's the thinking man's wrestler I was talking about earlier.

 

Tony is in all sort of pain.

The referee is asking if he wants to give it up.

 

Crowd chanting TONY~!

 

Referee: You wanna quit? All you gonna do is tap or say yes.

 

Tony: Noooooooo!

 

AS: Quit, you son of a bitch!

 

The crowd starts the boo-birds again as The Superstar is making his way to the ring.

 

JR: Now what?

 

Jesse: We have the challengers to both of the men wrestling right now ringside.

 

AS: Tap, motherfucker! I'm going to make you tap!

 

JR: My God! Such language coming out of the mouth of the champion.

 

Jesse: He senses victory, Ross.

 

Tony sees SS and locks eyes with him. Tony is upset.

 

JR: Tony has seen Superstar at ringside.

 

Tony begins to counter the figure-four.

 

AS: No. No. No. Quit!

 

Tony reverses it! AS is now the one screaming in pain. AS releases the hold. Both men struggle getting up. Tony has a noticeable limp, due to the punishment AS gave to his knee/ankle.

 

JR: Tony is running on adrenaline now.

 

AS chops Tony in the chest, but he no-sells it. Rights and lefts have no effect on "The Body." AS runs the ropes and kicks Tony in the knee, but still NO EFFECT. Tony pounds his chest like a gorilla saying no pain. The crowd is going crazy!

 

JR: I wish you folks at home could be here. The atmosphere is amazing, much like it will be on March 30th, live, only on pay-per-view at AngleMania II.

 

Right hand is blocked by Tony, who then irish-whips AS into the ropes and delivers a gorilla presslam. Tony clutches his knee. The presslam applied pressure to the wounded knee/ankle.

AS quickly tries to cash-in by applying the SCREAMS OF NO REPLY. Tony is screaming in pain. The cameras show SS digging into his pants. He pulls out a tiny bag and jumps onto the apron... AP pulls SS down. AP has the bag, SS gets into the ring and ends up right in front of AS. SS turns around, but AP is right in front of him... White powder is thrown into the eyes of AS, who releases the hold as he tries to remove the powder from his eyes. Tony clotheslines both AP & SS over the top rope.

 

Crowd pops!

 

JR: Angle-Plex took the poweder out of the hands of Superstar, then accidentally threw the powder into

Anglesault's eyes. The crowd is going crazy. But what the hell was SS trying to do?

 

Jesse: I think it was pretty damn clear... he wanted to help Tony win so he could get the OAOAST title shot at AngleMania.

 

JR: Excellent point. We talked about that earlier during the match.

 

While trying to clear his vision, AS walks right into the OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE!

 

Huge pop!

 

JR: OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE!

1.....2.....3! NEW CHAMPION!

 

Massive pop! Tony starts celebrating.

 

* DING * DING * DING * DING *

 

Jesse: Unbelieveable.

 

JR: For the first time in his career, Tony has finally tasted OAOAST championship gold.... wait a minute. The referee is waving the pin off.

 

The camera cuts to AS on the mat with his foot under the ropes.

 

Jesse: There's no new champion. AS's foot is under the ropes. The match should be restarted.

 

JR: What a break for AS, and what a bad break for Tony.

Tony grabs AS by the hair...

 

Ring Announcer: Due to Anglesault having his foot under the ropes, this match MUST continue!

 

AS thumbs Tony in the eye and whips Tony to the turnbuckle who does a FLAIR FLOP~! goes to the other corner, climbs the ropes, but AS runs to the corner and hits the SALT SHAKER! 1......2......3!

 

* DING * DING * DING * DING *

 

JR: GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! What a move. And what a match!

 

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, and STILL OAOAST Champion, Anglesault!

 

This was the first match I've written since BreakDOWN (which was almost exactly like the 6-Pack Challenge match from Unforgiven '99), and I really fun doing it. Besides the BPP/AP HIAC match from AngleSlam 2002, this was the first time I really had a good idea how I wanted the match to look like. I thought it came off well. Writing that match and the two spin-off matches that followed gave me a reason to care about writing matches. It's not something I want to do every week, but I had fun doing it.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Jingus' debut:

Segment 1

 

The Sandman is seen walking into the Dungeon with a shopping cart full of barbed wire mops and boards.

 

“Mario!  I’m here!  Get your sick, dead ass out here!”

 

A unicorn passes by the Sandman.  Zodiac jumps out from behind the Unicorn and attacks the Sandman.  Sandman beats The Zodiac with a mop.  The Monster and Sub-Zero approach the Sandman.

 

 

 

Segment 2

 

The In Crowd make their way into the Dungeon of Doom.  They walk in with barbed wire boards and fluorescent lights.  The Druids attack the In Crowd.

 

Meanwhile the Dungeon members beat the Sandman bloody.  The Sandman manages to hit the Zodiac with in the throat with the barbed wire.  The Monster, his Bride, and Sub-Zero continue to stomp the Sandman.

 

 

Segment 3

 

After killing the Druids, the In Crowd sees some Dungeon members stomping the Sandman, they leave him for a minute.  They finally attack when the Monster hits the AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHTHECHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!!  The Monster swats away the In Crowd.  El Nino and Freddy take Zack away into a different part of the Dungeon.

 

The Superstar makes a surprise appearance in the Dungeon of Doom.  He attacks FatBastard and the Shape with a bat.  The Shape no-sells the attack but FatBastard falls down on top of the Superstar.  The Shape stomps him as he leaves.

 

EvenflowDDT and the Sandman repeatedly hit the Monster with boards.  The boards finally break and the Monster freezes.  The swing fluorescent bulbs but miss and hit each other when the Monster falls.  The Bride comes in and claws at them.

 

 

Segment 4

 

 

Zack is stabbed by Freddy’s gloves, and is Frog Splashed by El Nino, which causes him to cough up a lot of blood.  Freddy picks him up and El Nino goes for a cross body, Zack falls and Freddy is hit, causing both of them to fall into a pit of spikes.

 

Jason has just joined the Bride and Sub-Zero in the assault on the Sandman and evenflowDDT.  EvenflowDDT manages to hit the Bride with a board knocking her out.  They run form Jason and Sub-Zero, but are stopped when the Shape busts through the wall.  The Sandman is taken down by Sub-Zero’s flying kick.

 

The Superstar crawls from under FatBastard, and slowly limps away.

 

 

Segment 5

 

The Dungeon continues to beat the Hell out of EvenflowDDT and the Sandman.  Zack runs up with a mace and knocks the Shape’s head off with it.  Zack hits Jason but he no-sells.  Pennywise sneaks up and bites Zack in the face.  Superstar runs in with an anvil and tosses it into the crowd, knocking Sub-Zero out.  The Nirvana mobile breaks through the wall, and CWM steps out to join the fight.  He hits Jason with a sack full of bricks, it smashes Jason’s mask, and CWM swings again and knocks the dead man out.  EvenflowDDT sees Zack being attacked by Pennywise, so he breaks the last bulb over his head.  EvenflowDDT finishes him off by ripping him up with barbed wire.

 

EvenflowDDT runs at the Sandman with the board, the Sandman runs at EvnflowDDT with the shopping cart, but the others separate them.  A door opens behind them, and they step in.

 

 

Segment 6

 

All five men step into the door and are stopped by Mario.  CWM knocks Mario out with Regal’s “power of the punch.”  Then they walk up to the Taskmaster and the Wizard.  The Wizard speaks.

 

“And, now it is time to unleash the most horrific creature known to man.  Here is Sharkolgalanchequake!”

 

Kevin Sullivan laughs, “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!” 

 

This creature mauls all five men.  Sullivan and the Wizard laugh as ripping sounds are heard.

 

The Infamous White Castle Incident:

EvenflowDDt wakes up covered in sweat, and his own fears.

 

Ef:  Dudes!  I had the weirdest dream just right now!

Superstar:  What is it?!

Ef:  That Wizard, dude from the Dungeon said we would meet our doom’s in the White Castle of Fear..

SS:  Dude!  That’s where we are going right now!

Ef:  Shit!

 

Zack pulls up to the parking lot of “White Castle Burgers.”  All three men step inside.  Zack, and the Superstar sit down.

 

Zack:  Hey ef, go order the food.

 

EvenflowDDT goes up to the counter, and sees the cashier with his back turned.

 

Ef:  Dude!  I would like to order………….

 

The man turns around and reveals himself to be Fred Krueger.  Freddy pulls him over the counter, as the other two Faces of Fear  step in which knives and aprons, and proceed to stab Evenflow.  Mario steps out with a chef’s hat.

 

Mario:  What the fuck is going on here?!  Put him down!!!!!

Ef:  Aren’t you going to kill me??

Mario:  We care about our customers, so we wont kill you here.

Ef:  Well………

 

The Red Alert sounds

 

Mario:  Sit down, NOW!!!!!

 

Rumbling is heard.  FatBastard squeezes his way in through the door.  The Big man goes to the couner.

 

FB:  Okay!

 

The Fat man sits down next to the In Crowd.

 

Zack:  Dude!  I thought you kicked him out of the Dungeon, and when are you serving us?

Mario:  Later, this man is literarly 90% of our profits.

Ef:  I’m going to sit outside.

 

Evenflow sits near the ball pit.  Suddenly the “Jaws” theme hits as the camera moves closer to Evenflow.  Sudennly……….

 

Sharkolgalanchequake:  SHARK ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

John Tenta jumps out  of the ball pit and mauls Evenflow.

 

Mario:  Put him down now!

 

Tenta spits out Evenflow.  Evenflow  steps back inside and sits with the In Crowd, who are talking with FatBastard.

 

FB:  I challenge you boys to an eating contest.

SS:  We accept.

 

EvenflowDDT goes into shock.

 

 

 

                                                                Minutes later.

 

 

 

The Dungeon of Doom is bringing food to the tables with forklifts.

 

FB:  Let’s eat.

 

Each of the In Crowd members stop eating after five hamburgers each, FB walks into the bathroom, but deosen’t make it to the toilet.  A loud fart, and a ripping sound are heard.  Mario stomps in.

 

Mario:  AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I JUST RETLED THIS FUCKING FLOOR!!!!!!!!  JANITOR!!!!!! GET IN HERE AND CLEAN UP THIS FUCKING MESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Scott Hall stumbles out from the back and goes into the bathroom with some mops.

 

Mario:  Don’t use that.

 

Mario goes to the back and brings out Treble Charged and Luigi Logan who are tied to chairs. 

 

Mario:  Use these as mops.  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

 

Sandman 9k runs out from the back and knocks Mario out with a fluorescent bulb.

 

Zack: Let’s bail.

Ef:  You are so totally correct Zack.

 

The Faces of Fear takes out their weapons and go towards the Sandman who has a barbed wire board.  John Tenta jumps out of the ball pit and runs at the Sandman, yelling, “SHARK ATTACK!!!!!!”  Sub-Zero comes out of the freezer.

 

We cut to the In Crowd who are outside.  We hear, “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHTHECHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!!” which causes the foundation to shake, knocking the In Crowd down, breaking all of the windows, and flipping over the In Crowd’s car.

 

The Sandman knocked out the Monster.  He then proceeds to throw ketchup in the eyes of the Faces, he then knocks them out with his board.  Sandman tosses the grease in Sub-Zero’s eyes, and takes him out with a cookie sheet.  Sandman ducks out of the way as Tenta runs at him, knocking him out.  The Sandman finishes his work by putting al of the Dungeon members in the freezer.  A man with a suit goes up to the Sandman.

 

Man:  Excuse me, sir.  I’m from the Department of Health.  Do you run this place?

SM9:  No, the owner is in that freezer.

 

The Health inspector goes into the freezer as the Sandman leaves.

 

My only actual match:

The Bell rings as Michael Buffer begins to speak.

 

“Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen!  We will now lower the cage for the following event here at the Great Angle Bash.  This match will end will end when one man from one team submits or the entire team dies.  And now for the few in attendance, and the dozens of Smarks reading this event.  Ladies and Gentlemen! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLets Get Ready to RrrrrrrrrumbllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!”  The Dungeon laugh is heard, and it breaks into the Ministry theme.  One by one Buffer introduces the Dungeon of Doom as they step out.

 

“And now Ladies and Gentlemen, here is the most dangerous stable that has ever existed in the Anglesault federation, the Dungeeon of Dooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!

 

Introducing first, a man who needs no introduction, he is the most evil, and cruel smart mark ever to exist, from the Iron Gates of Hell; here is the Taskmaster, Mario Alan Logan!

 

Following behind him, the Taskmaster’s right hand, and the other smart mark in the stable, here the Devilman, Jingus!

 

Next in line, from some unknown part of the planet.  Considered to be the most dangerous Martial Artist ever to enter the “Mortal Kombat” tournament, here is Suuub-Zeeeeeeeeeeeerrroooooooooo!!!

 

Behind him, from the corrupt minds of Vince McMahon and Eric Bischoff, he weighs 518 pounds, and is also known as the hideous beast with four names, here is John “Sharkolgalanchequake” Tenta!

 

Behind that freak, here is another one.  The most silent, and heaviest murderer in all of Horror films history, he has killed over 65 people on Halloween night, here is Michael “The Shape” Myers!

 

Here is another murdering freak, the man who murdered over 10,000 children in their sleep.  He owns your dreams, here is Freddyy Kruegerrrrrr!!!!!!

 

Behind him, the man behind the Hockey Mask.  He resides at the bottom of Crystal Lake, and has killed 226 people with his hands.  Here is Jason Voorhees.

 

And last, but certainly not least.  The largest Dungeon member allowed to wrestle, he stands at over eight feet tall, and weighs over a half-ton.  Here is the man of various parts, Frankenstein’s Monster!!!!!”

 

Mario, sub-Zero, and John Tenta enter the top cage.  The Faces of Fear go into the middle cage.  The Monster, and Jingus enter the bottom cage.  Strangely Deebo, and Bane are no where to be seen. Hmmmmmmmmm……..

 

“Five Minutes Alone” hits.  Sandman and the Greenmist step out together with canes in their hands.

 

“And now the two men who are either the bravest or stupidest in the Anglesault federation.  I mean, come on, who in their right minds would take on the entire Dungeon of Doom, especially with Deebo and Bane lurking around the building somewhere.  Here are Sandman 9000 and the Greenmist.”

 

The two competitors enter the stairway that leads to the top.  The Faces of Fear silently taunt the two men and they are going up.  The two men take  a break as they reach the door at the top, they take a deep breath and rush in as the ref locks the door behind them.

 

Bell rings.

 

Tenta and Sub-Zero attack the two men.  The Taskmaster taunts them with the key that takes them to the middle cage.  Tenta pounds on the Sandman, while Sub-Zero unleashes unseen kicks on Greenmist, but Mist counters with a Tazz-like suplex (which is not ultra cool, Treble!).  Greenmist springboards off of the cage, and dropkicks Tenta in the face.  The two men attack Tenta with the canes, Sub-Zero kicks Sandman in the back of the head as he recovers.  Mist turns around and swings the cane at Sub-Zero, but misses, the Taskmaster comes in and puts Greenmist in the “Eternal Damnation!”  Mist swings backwards, and knocks the Taskmaster off.  Sandman and Greenmist repeatedly cane the Taskmaster, until John Tenta does a running drop kicks, which knocks both men down, and shakes the cage.  Mist, and the Sandman cane Tenta in the nuts while they are down, knocking the big man out.  Sub-Zero goes for a flying kick, but misses when both men duck, knocking out the Taskmaster.  Greenmist sprays Sub-Zero with the mist, and knocks him out with the cane.

 

Sandman grabs the key from the Taskmaster, and unlocks the door.  Both men grab their canes and rush downstairs.  Greenmist sees the key attached to Jason’s mask, and he runs at the undead man, taking it away and unlocking the door.  The Shape catches the Sandman with a powerslam, as Freddy locks the doors.  Greenmist is now trapped at the bottom with Jingus, and the Monster.

 

Greenmist realizes that he dropped the cane at the second cage, he does a handspring elbow in an attempt to knock down the Giants in the bottom level.  Jingus catches Greenmist and punishes him with the Psycho-driver.  Meanwhile, the Faces of Fear are pounding on the Sandman with his own canes, Freddy stabs Sandman every few seconds.

 

The two Giants stomp Greenmist, while he is crawling to the corner.  The Monster walks on Mist’s now broken body.  Jingus picks him up and claw slams him into the mat.

 

The Shape and Jason take turns punishing the Sandman with Chokeslams from Hell.  Freddy orders the other two Faces to hold up the Sandman.  Freddy goes for a cane shot, but Sandman counters with a kick to the groin.  Jason, and the Shape resume using their chokeslams on the Sandman, which shakes the structure.  The Monster goes for the AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHTHECHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on Greenmist, but he counters by grabbing the top of the bottom level, which brings down the second level.

 

The Faces of Fear, and the Sandman fall on the Monster, and Jingus, knocking them out.  Freddy lands on the Shape, and the Sandman lands on Freddy.  Sandman recovers, and hits the Edgecrusher, on Freddy, just to keep him down.  The Sandman and the Greenmist duck, as Jason attempts a Double Clothesline from Hell, which causes him to crash through the cage.  Greenmist, and the Sandman go to the outside, and pick up chairs, they deliver multiple Con-Chairtoes to Jason, who finally drops after ten of them.  They continue to attack Jason after he goes down. 

 

Both men celebrate, but it’s cut short when the In Crowd runs in from the audience.  Zack hits the Trendsetter on Greenmist, while evenflowDDT, hits the DDT on the Sandman.  The Superstar, goes up to the top and hits a 450 splash on both men.  The Taskmaster recovers, and calls for his surprise.

 

Deebo, and Bane come in as the In Crowd is leaving.  Deebo puts Mist in the bearhug, as Bane does the same to the Sandman.  Both men are tossed back into the cage, and are assaulted by the Faces of Fear and the Monster.  Tenta, and Sub-Zero come down to join in on the assault.  The Monster recovers and hits the AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHTHEDOUBLECHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!! on both men. Tenta does the running sit down to both men.  Sub-Zero, and the Taskmaster try to revive Jingus.

 

Jingus recovers and claw slams his master.  The Dungeon stops the beat down and turns to look at Jingus.  Deebo rushes in and attacks Jingus first, but Jingus manages to fight back, Bane steps in to help, but is knocked for his efforts.  The Monster is taken out by Jingus also, but Jason knock Jingus out of the cage with the clothesline from Hell.  The entire Dungeon fights Jingus in the entrance way.  Jingus defeats two Dungeon members, by knocking out Deebo with a brick that just happens to be laying there, then he unplugs Bane, shrinking him into a tiny man.  The Faces of Fear bring Jingus down, and make a bloody mess out of him, while the rest join in.

 

Greenmist and the Sandman recover.  Sub-Zero goes for a kick, but is blinded by the mist, and knocked out.  Both men attack Tenta again, and take him out.  The Taskmaster recovers and the Greenmist sees him, and sprays him with the Mist.  Sandman goes under the ring, and grabs his trusty mop.  The Sandman hits the 666 mop shot on the Taskmaster, and starts rubbing the barbed wire on the Taskmaster until he submits.  The Dungeon has been defeated. 

 

The Wizard steps out as the bell rings.

 

“This is not over you to, but you may leave.  We will claim one casualty, and sacrifice him t our lord and Master, Samhaine!"

 

Druids come out with a cross.  They take Jingus and nail him to it, the Greenmist, and the Sandman go t help, but are intercepted by the In Crowd.  The Cross starts to float, as the aWo rushes out to fight the In Crowd.

 

The Prince of Darkness storms out, and smashes the Wizard, he grabs the Sandman and Greenmist and tosses them into the cage.  The two men can’t handle the Supernatural disaster that’s mauling them in the cage.  The aWo breaks away from the In Crowd,  and tries to attack the Great One. They are all tossed aside, and the Prince of Darkness starts shaking both men like toys.  CWM, takes out a remote, and pushes a red button.

 

The roof opens up, revealing sunlight, the Great One catches fire, and turns into ashes.  The Taskmaster recovers, and takes JR’s candy jar, he puts the ashes in the jar, and runs off.  He orders the Dungeon and the In Crowd to attack the aWo.

 

The aWo fight the In Crowd and the Dungeon all the way to the back.  Sandman and the Greenmist celebrate in the ring, and “Five Minutes Alone!” plays.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

BPP and I had a TWEENER~! feud in my first few weeks that was fun to write.

 

My character's finest hour will be on the anniversary show itself.

[Guest Angle-plex]

I'm going with the OAOMEF.

[Guest caboose]

I think the moments when Naz Mistry showed up dressed as Positvely Caboose and attacked a parking attendent, EvenFlowDDT and Buff & Judy Bagwell, should be included.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

I'm going for the OAOMEF as posted by Supes. It was fun for me and was probably the biggest angle Eskimo has had.

 

Going right back to when I started, the TV/USTV title runs I had were great. The Eskimo/Derek the Fish vs David Arquette and Courtney Cox feud should also go down as one of my best

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

War Games

Entering the ring comes Earthquake and BigMcLargeHuge. Earthquake has the initial advantage...BUTT bumping Big into the turnbuckle, stinkfacing him.

 

The Buzzer sounds, and out comes Alfdogg...Rights and Lefts into Earthquake, and whip into the ropes, but off comes Earthquake nabbing Alfdogg with a huge Bearhug...What Earthquake doesn't see is a pissed-off BML come off the top rope with a missile dropkick into Earthquake's head.

 

The Buzzer blares, and here comes Zack Malibu! But he doesn't enter the cage. Rather, he takes his time to sign pictures and take photos with his adoring fans (plants)

 

As the Buzzer rings again, out comes EvenFlow DDT with Bif Everchard the MovieStar!! Bif and the In-Crowd high-five and hit the ring while Bif takes a ringside seat...double-clotheslining Earthquake into the second ring. But Alf and Big are back in it, and we witness tag team turmoil until...

 

Out at number 6 comes SomeGuy! This turns the tables back to the aWo, and the three hit a douple-suplex on the In-Crowd

 

Number 7 brings out the Sandman, who has had his share of problems with the aWo, even though he is teaming with them... Sandman takes time to think through, and decides he has already had enough punishment for a nite...

 

But too late, because the buzzer sounds and out plods the shark, who picks up Sandman and carries him right into the steel cage...Shark bloodies Sandman on the cage by running his face back and forth...Shark throws Sandman into the cage, and the now recovered Earthquake and Shark now proceed to absorb the aWo's triple-team and hit a triple-suplex of their own!

 

Crowd chants: Holy Shit! Holy Shit!

 

At the nine-spot comes CWM, who surveys the damage and decides discretion is the better part of valor. He waits while the Faces hit big splash after big splash on all the entrants in WarGames. The two Tentas pose as...

 

the crowd stands and rises for Angleplex, who comes out and runs down to the ring with CWM.

 

The aWo members standfast and stare at the Faces, and then the recovering In-Crowd, and at their other "teammates"

 

The In-Crowd pushed Angleplex into CWM..and the two go at it!... Wrestlers pair off, as the In=Crowd fights the Faces and the aWo disintegrates as members fight each other...

 

At eleven, struts out BPP, proudly wearing his new United States title. He runs down into the ring, and while the aWo is distracted...Beltshots each one...Down goes CWM, Angleplex, BML, SomeGuy, Alfdogg, and Sandman. Meanwhile...Zack and DDT get the upper hand and send the Tentas back into the second ring. The three heels attack Angleplex's leg...and BPP gets in the figure-four as the In-Crowd yell at Angleplex to tap out!

 

Boom, 12 hits and out runs Golga, who clotheslines the In-Crowd and tears BPP off of AP, throwing BPP into the cage and bloodying him. Golga with a running splash, that misses! AP up and hits the behemoth with rights.

 

Unlucky 13 is Avalanche, who meanders down to the ring. Angleplex tries to hold him off from entering and all four Faces of Fear swarm AP near the entrance.

 

The lights go off.

 

-----------Dramatic Pause

 

Wait for it...

 

The lights come back on, and surrounding the Faces of Fear are surrounded by Druids, Freddy Kreuger, the Shape, and two masked thugs...The cage door is ripped off, and one by one the former Faces of Fear drag the Tentas out and into the crowd. Freddy looks up at the ceiling, points, and runs off.

 

In at 13 is Anglesault, who pauses as if to say "What the fuck?" He runs down to the open cage, but TheSoleSurvivor jumps from the crowd...The two brawl back out to the entrance ramp and into the backstage area...

 

The buzzer for 14 sounds, and is met with silence...

 

In the ring, the aWo members stir and turn their attention to the In-Crowd and BPP, who are decimated by suplexes and Piledrivers. But, as each aWo member goes for the submission, they are pulled off by another aWo member...

 

Mass Chaos ensues.

 

Sandman goes for Alfdogg, but misses a splash and hits in the corner, where Alfdogg places Sandmanup pulls him over into a super tombstone! Sandman is out cold! But Alfdogg doesn't see BML sneak behind and turns around in time to be picked up and RUDO-BOMBED! BML with the Strut, and the fans go crazy!

 

BML turns around as SomeGuy pokes him in the eyes, and SG steps around to wrap the arms around BML to hit the ROLLING SOMEPLEXES...with the last throwing BML into the turnbuckle where he collapes...SomeGuy puts BML on the top turnbuckle to go for the SOMERANA, but...

 

16 hits, and out comes Caboose, decked out in black and white, instead of red, blue, and white. SomeGuy Stares, and is crotch-shotted by CWM, who hits his PollyCutter from the top rope!

 

Caboose runs down to the ring and surveys the damage...he picks up Evenflow but his whip is reversed. Caboose FLAIR FLOPS at the turnbuckle and goes into the second ring.

 

Zack charges full-bore at Angleplex in the first ring but AP dodges and Zack smacks BPP instead! Angleplex hits a stalling suplex and climbs the ropes... 10 STAR ANGLE SPLASH! Zack bleeds from the mouth.

 

Evenflow sees what is going on and comes over and SPEARS ANGLEPLEX, setting him up for the SoCalAngst!

 

CWM sees whats going on, and is over to counter the SoCalAngst into another POLLYCUTTER, CWM goes for the crossface submission, but AnglePlex pulls him off! Angleplex hits an AngleSlam and locks in the ANGLELOCK! on CWM.

 

Caboose back over and pulls AP off CWM, the two stare and AP sucker-punches Caboose in the jaw, ANGLESLAM!

 

BPP is up near BML, BigMc sees BPP and lines for the Double Axehandle, but BPP hits the ropes, and Big crotches himself. With a last burst of energy, BPP scales the ropes and locks in the full-nelson, hitting a top-rope FINALITY! But Big, before blackness hits, rolls out of the ring. BPP, already very tired...bumps into a recovering Angleplex

 

Isolated and alone, AnglePlex tackles BPP down, then raises his legs and pulls BPP into a RAISED BOSTON CRAB. BPP is screaming in pain, but as the ref checks, BPP won't quit. The ref asks again, and again, but BPP holds on, fighting the pain until he passes out after 4 long minutes...

 

The ref tells Angleplex that BPP has passed out, so AP slaps the Poppa back into consciousness, and again applies a normal BOSTON CRAB...BPP clawing the mat for the ropes...more minutes pass

 

Caboose slowly back into the ring and sees what is happening. He looks at Angleplex, and shoots him the aWo handsign. Caboose over to the front of BPP, lays down and gazes into BPP's glazed eyes.

 

Finally, after what seems like an eternity...caboose shifts postions and locks in a crossface! Inadvertantly he knocks AP's already injured leg in the process, so Angleplex releases the BOSTON CRAB. BPP taps like a madman and yells "I QUIT!"

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Your winner, but submission, and new OAOAST #1 Contender, Caboose!

 

Just read my participation in this.