JasonX Posted April 1, 2003 Report Posted April 1, 2003 The fat fuck wants to try to be the next Vince Russo, a former Smark who got a job with the WWF by bashing them constantly during the Titan Scandal period of the early 1990s on the radio until they started giving him insider dirt in exchange for Russo sucking them off. Eventually Russo was given a job with the WWF and soon became the company's top writer after several years of working on their Magazine division. Scott Fat Fuck Keith wants to be like Russo. He's castrated his writing around the time he started getting sources inside the company and is regularly excusing and dismissing the company killing actions of HHH so as to not piss off Stephanie McMahon who is not only the heir to the company but fucking the great cancer HHH.
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted April 1, 2003 Report Posted April 1, 2003 One question: Why do you even care?
Guest bob_barron Posted April 1, 2003 Report Posted April 1, 2003 Did SK reject your sexual advances?
Guest The Metal Maniac Posted April 1, 2003 Report Posted April 1, 2003 and is regularly excusing and dismissing the company killing actions of HHH so as to not piss off Stephanie McMahon who is not only the heir to the company but fucking the great cancer HHH. This *is* Scott "Jesus-Lord-Christ-I-hate-HHH-so-much-I-get-a-hardon-when-I-see-him-rip-his-quad" Keith, we're talking about, right?
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted April 1, 2003 Report Posted April 1, 2003 Well, if I ever meet him, I'll give him a kick in the sack from you guys.
Guest DerangedHermit Posted April 1, 2003 Report Posted April 1, 2003 Well, if I ever meet him, I'll give him a kick in the sack from you guys. His stomach hides his sack, kinda like Fat Bastard.
Guest EMAXSAUN Posted April 1, 2003 Report Posted April 1, 2003 ~SPOILER ALERT~ Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Scott Keith is Ghey
Guest Mole Posted April 1, 2003 Report Posted April 1, 2003 I still like him. He is harsh as fuck on everything, but he does know a shit load about wrestling.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted April 1, 2003 Report Posted April 1, 2003 I hate him, because he hates the Dungeon of Doom.
Guest Your Olympic Hero Posted April 1, 2003 Report Posted April 1, 2003 I enjoy his rants, although I don't always agree with them... they're his opinion.
HurriShane Posted April 2, 2003 Report Posted April 2, 2003 That would be kind of weird though if all of a sudden Scott Keith was named head booker of the WWE.
Guest El Psycho Diablo Posted April 2, 2003 Report Posted April 2, 2003 Couldn't be any worse than the guys they have now. *shrugs* Probably would be too Benoit-heavy, but that's to be expected from the IWC.
Guest treble charged Posted April 2, 2003 Report Posted April 2, 2003 Is it really such a bad thing to want to work for the WWE, though? I wouldn't mind a job with them.
Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy Posted April 2, 2003 Report Posted April 2, 2003 I want to be Scott Keith. I wish I could work at a comic booker store. And watch a 24 hour Dr. Who marathon. Oh wait, I really want to be Comic Book Guy from Simpsons. I get them messed up. PS. He's fat PPS. He is ugly PPPS. I'd rather lack wrestling knowledge than be fat and ugly.
Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy Posted April 2, 2003 Report Posted April 2, 2003 And Canadian Yea, mothercanuckers...Oh wait
Guest JDMattitudeV1 Posted April 2, 2003 Report Posted April 2, 2003 I will say one thing about him, he would be a hell of a lot better than the current crop of "creative geniuses".
Guest DrTom Posted April 2, 2003 Report Posted April 2, 2003 I hear WWE treats their writers like shit. While it might not be bad to want a writing gig with them (hell, I can say I certainly wouldn't mind), I think the conditions, the politics, and the McMahon-centric creative universe would get to a body before long.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted April 2, 2003 Report Posted April 2, 2003 ...I think the conditions, the politics, and the McMahon-centric creative universe would get to a body before long. Those are exactly the reasons SK has stated (numerous times) for why he doesn't want a job w/ the WWE.
Guest HartFan86 Posted April 2, 2003 Report Posted April 2, 2003 I think Scott Keith has enough body to not worry about that situation in his lifetime.
Guest Pigsy Posted April 2, 2003 Report Posted April 2, 2003 I want to be Justin Baisden. 1... 2.... 2.99999999999999!!!!!! COPY CAT THAT SHIT DOWN!!!!!!!!!
Guest dreamer420 Posted April 2, 2003 Report Posted April 2, 2003 Keith's rants used to be good but now he really sucks. When reading anything new that he writes I often wonder if he is actually paying attention to the matches at all. He seems to rate matches based on the person performing and not by what actually happens in the match. It doesn't really matter though because it seems like all he wants now is to be an author of crappy books that only his loyal ass kissing fans buy.
Guest DR PHIL Posted April 3, 2003 Report Posted April 3, 2003 I want to be Justin Baisden. 1... 2.... 2.99999999999999!!!!!! COPY CAT THAT SHIT DOWN!!!!!!!!! That was gold, I love his reviewing style.
Guest Pigsy Posted April 3, 2003 Report Posted April 3, 2003 This post is brought to you by feelings of hunger. Justin Baisden is THE KING OF KINGs!!!!!!!!
Guest dreamer420 Posted April 3, 2003 Report Posted April 3, 2003 This post is brought to you by feelings of hunger. Justin Baisden is THE KING OF KINGs!!!!!!!! Not really. He needs to lay off the caps and swearing and his reviews wouldn't look so ridiculous.
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