OAOAST IZ ANNIVERSARY SHOW~!

[Guest Angle-plex]

Why? I requested the match...

 

 

how is that backstage politics?

Nah it was just a joke.

 

*looks at the "I want to crush K Money on IZ" thread in GCF created by Zack*

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Who all is going to be in the 6-Man HIAC?

• ZsasZ
• Angle-Plex
• Reject
• Undisputed
• Mad Cappa
• Gladiator

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Actually, I've never squashed anyone. If I did, rest assured the first would be Mario.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Mario, if you had told me you'd like to do I match I would have written a great one.

 

Dammit man, now we're on different shows.

 

*Cries*

[Patty O'Green 0]

SD and myself have been working on a lil' sumthin-sumthin. He should have it in to you soon.

Oh shit! Good thing you reminded me that I'm supposed to write this.

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

Puerto Rican Lightning promo in response to Andrew "Your Hero"'s promo last week on IZ.

 

How about PRL takes on Andrew for the North American title this week on IZ?

[Guest Nanks]

Nanks will be waiting in the ring next week for anyone who reckons they're some kind of big tough guy. Come take me on by crikey!! Could probably go without being squashed on debut though...

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

ZNN UPDATE!

 

The HIAC match is ON Page 6 of 10!

 

Also, Erik has peed his pants. Repeat, Erik has peed his pants!

[Guest The Superstar]

Word/Page counts, like win-loss records, don't really matter, as long as it's a good match.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Although for the sake of bragging, one of the SWF's matches was over a hundred pages.

 

Just saying.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Word/Page counts, like win-loss records, don't really matter, as long as it's a good match.

I was just joking.

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Although for the sake of bragging, one of the SWF's matches was over a hundred pages.

Yawn.

 

Eskimo will be doing a promo with big special surprise guest~!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Two more from me:

 

Rikishi vs. Pennywise the Dancing Clown:

 

Too Cool’s music hits and the fat man comes out. He gets in the ring and takes off that skirt thing he wears and stands in the corner. His music is cut, and then we hear weird circus music, as Pennywise does cartwheels down to the ring while Kevin Sullivan follows behind. Finkle announces him, “From your worst fears, Pennywise the Dancing Clown.”

 

The match starts as Pennywise pops a balloon in Rikishi’s face. The fat boy takes him down with his sidekick. Pennywise stupidly backs into to the corner while Rikishi looks at him. Rikishi slaps his ass and backs up, before he can hit the stink face, Pennywise unleashes his fangs, Rikishi sits on the fangs and gets hurt, Rikishi’s ass blades.

 

Pennywise is hurt to, Sullivan gives him some mouthwash. Pennywise spits the mouthwash out in Rikishi’s eyes blinding him. The clown backs him into a corner and does the ten punches thing. After he is done, Pennywise does Chyna’s handspring elbow. Rikshi falls down and Pennywise goes to the top. Pennywise hits an Itsault, and goes for the pin. 1! 2! And no!

 

Rikishi kicks out, and delivers another kick to the clown, pushing him back into the corner, Rikishi does his ass Avalanche into the corner, which knocks down Pennywise. Rikishi goes up and hits a Banzai drop. 1! 2! 3!

 

Riksihi gets up and attempts to dance, but Sullivan interrupts him. Rikshi gets in Sullivan’s face, as the Shape creeps up. The Shape does a flying clothesline form the top. He then choke slam him and Tombstones Rikishi. The Dungeon of Doom leaves while Rikishi can’t get up.

 

Winner: Rikishi

 

Yes a Dungeon member jobbed to Rikishi.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

No wait! WTF~? I said in GCF that *I* wanted to fight Evenflow~~!

*GASP* G-lass-a-ceiling?!

 

No worries here, but I'm guessing this means Superstar'll write it now? Which is good since, you know, it'll mean a better match overall.

 

But your time will come Purist... next week, perhaps?

[Guest Tony149]

But your time will come Purist... next week, perhaps?

After talking with my good friend Mr. Jim Cornette, he told me The Purist -- and I quote: "...doesn't need to hang around midcarders. 'Flowey, as I like to call him, quickly changed his mind when he woke up the next morning saying: "My God, I don't not to wrestle The Purist, he'll beat me all over the ring. I better face the guy from Naples. (The Purist) now has his sights set on the OAOAST champion Zack Malibu. But if the money is right, I'd have no problems signing a contract to face Evenflow, next week, next month, or next year."

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Well Tony, this week Zack Malibu is taking on the K-Money man in an OAOAST TITLE DEFENSE~! Purist is just gonna have to get in line.

[Guest Tony149]

Well Tony, this week Zack Malibu is taking on the K-Money man in an OAOAST TITLE DEFENSE~! Purist is just gonna have to get in line.

Nobody said I wanted the shot this week. What about the first HD after the split? Or are you going to be like Hulk Hogan -- ducking challengers?

All The Purist needs is ONE shot... ONE shot and he'll be announced as the NEW OAOAST champion.

 

Kayfabe at its finest. But I want a shot. I have no problems winning the belt next week, then losing it the following week.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Well Tony, this week Zack Malibu is taking on the K-Money man in an OAOAST TITLE DEFENSE~!  Purist is just gonna have to get in line.

Nobody said I wanted the shot this week. What about the first HD after the split? Or are you going to be like Hulk Hogan -- ducking challengers?

All The Purist needs is ONE shot... ONE shot and he'll be announced as the NEW OAOAST champion.

 

Kayfabe at its finest. But I want a shot. I have no problems winning the belt next week, then losing it the following week.

Actually, the main event for the first HeldDOWN is all set and worked out between it's competitors. It should be a doozy!

 

And The Purist will get his shot, fear not. I've already gotten ideas for some anti-Zack promos you might want to do.

[Guest The Superstar]

Yeah, Flow, I'll write the match, and it'll be a ROCKETBUSTAH~~~!

[Guest Tony149]

Well Tony, this week Zack Malibu is taking on the K-Money man in an OAOAST TITLE DEFENSE~!  Purist is just gonna have to get in line.

Nobody said I wanted the shot this week. What about the first HD after the split? Or are you going to be like Hulk Hogan -- ducking challengers?

All The Purist needs is ONE shot... ONE shot and he'll be announced as the NEW OAOAST champion.

 

Kayfabe at its finest. But I want a shot. I have no problems winning the belt next week, then losing it the following week.

Actually, the main event for the first HeldDOWN is all set and worked out between it's competitors. It should be a doozy!

 

And The Purist will get his shot, fear not. I've already gotten ideas for some anti-Zack promos you might want to do.

Yes, sir. I'd like to know those anti-Zack promos ideas. After finding out things are planned without me knowing, I'm more pissed off than ever. There's NOBODY -- and I mean NOBODY -- who can possibly have a doozy of a match besides The Purist.

[Guest What?]

*raises hand*

 

 

I CAN!!

 

 

*beams with pride and looks around*

 

Hold on, I must shill...

 

 

 

-Malibu...Money...OAOAST Title...INTENSEZONE!!-

 

I feel better...and HeldDown > IntenseZone

 

 

Word

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

*raises hand*

 

 

I CAN!!

 

 

*beams with pride and looks around*

 

Hold on, I must shill...

 

 

 

-Malibu...Money...OAOAST Title...INTENSEZONE!!-

 

I feel better...and HeldDown > IntenseZone

 

 

Word

I don't really feel like shilling the 6-Way Hell in a Cell MAIN EVENT. I don't think I need to mention that it involves some great characters who have history with one another. I think you all know that the NEW X-Title is on the line. I think you'll be surprised at how it paves the way for the ZsasZ/AP feud. You'll thrill to the innovative offense, tense moments, and heart-pumping showdowns.

 

You know you want it.

 

Now where is SP with that damn graphic?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Who the fuck would have the patience to read a one hundred page-long match? I mean, sweet Jesus, did it run over five hours or something? I'd heard the SWF had long matches, but that's just overkill.

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

Hey Andrew, would it be okay if I wrote the PRL/Andrew NA Title match? I'll make you look good.

 

6 Man Hell In The Cell. Zack vs. K-Money. PRL vs. Andrew. This week's IntenseZone is gonna be AWESOME~!

[Guest SP-1]

Trust me . . . IZ's about to pick up big time.

[Guest The Superstar]

Hey Andrew, would it be okay if I wrote the PRL/Andrew NA Title match? I'll make you look good.

 

6 Man Hell In The Cell. Zack vs. K-Money. PRL vs. Andrew. This week's IntenseZone is gonna be AWESOME~!

You forgot The SUPERSTAR vs. EVENFLOSER DDT which has been 11 MONTHS IN TEH MAKNGI!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

Puerto Rican Lightning promo in response to Andrew "Your Hero"'s promo last week on IZ.

 

How about PRL takes on Andrew for the North American title this week on IZ?

I'd rather it build slowly, with a match at LA, and have it blown off at one of the major PPVs, possibly in a ladder match for both titles

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hey Andrew, would it be okay if I wrote the PRL/Andrew NA Title match? I'll make you look good.

 

6 Man Hell In The Cell. Zack vs. K-Money. PRL vs. Andrew. This week's IntenseZone is gonna be AWESOME~!

You forgot The SUPERSTAR vs. EVENFLOSER DDT which has been 11 MONTHS IN TEH MAKNGI!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Yeah, seriously. If it wasn't for the Hell in the Cell gimmick in the other match, this is the easy main event.

 

Why is an HITC match going to be on "free TV?"

[Guest The Superstar]

I actually can't believe that we've never fought before. We were supposed to at BreakDown in November, but I couldn't get around to writing the match so there was a cop-out angle. And besides that, we've always either been on the same side, or just not intertwined in feuds.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I actually can't believe that we've never fought before. We were supposed to at BreakDown in November, but I couldn't get around to writing the match so there was a cop-out angle. And besides that, we've always either been on the same side, or just not intertwined in feuds.

But... you weren't fighting me, you were fighting... The Golem. Yes, The Golem. Good ol' James Blonde hisself.

 

You're right though, we have never fought before. Geez... now I need to get in an awesome promo to commemorate. But why? Why now that I'm burned out is the awesomenessest of awesomeness of awesome stuff coming? Noooooooo!

 

Maybe I should just cut class for a week or so to recuperate