if you were to jump off a bridge

[Guest cynicalprofit]

I’m not suicidal or anything, but I've pondered this, if you were to jump off a bridge into water, can you survive, or is it a one way death ticket?

[Guest Gathering Moss]

I survived.

[Guest bob_barron]

Why don't you try it and find out

[Guest JangoFett4Hire]

OMG Promoting Sueycyde!

 

BAN PLZ~! Or inundate with Judas Priest records...

 

seriously though, I think you have several factors to consider... height of the bridge, weight of the person, time of the year (is the water below frozen or not)

 

I think if you take a digger off the Golden Gate in August you're fish food...

 

Why do you ask?

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

If you hit the water going fast enough, it's literally like hitting concrete. You can easily break your back or kill yourself if you jump in from high enough.

 

Just watch - if other people jump off and survive, you're probably fine.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Steve-O from Jackass has jumped off some fairly high bridges and he's still alive, but he may not be human.

[Guest papacita]

What's wrong with suicide?? Jesus, haven't I taught you people anything???

 

Austin got thrown off a bridge once...remember that? Remember?

[Guest CanadianChick]

...Depends how high the bridge is.

 

Seriously, if it is extremely high, then probably not. If it's medium height, it's all in how you land in the water.

[Guest mesepher]

make sure you do a 450 splash on the way down~!

[Guest Incandenza]

Why don't you try it and find out?

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Haven't you seen that one Marines commercial? Go in straight as you can feet first with legs together and BUTT cheeks clenched and you may be able to survive with your life. Maybe not fully functional legs, but probably your life. Then again that was off a waterfall, so what do I know?

 

And if you don't want that, do a Frog Splash with an ultra delayed pump for us all.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

If it is off the top beam of the George Washington Bridge, Do aShooting Star to your death.

 

If it is off a bridge no higher than 5 feet just jump off like you are on a stage.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Austin got thrown off a bridge once...remember that?Remember?

Well, the Giant fell off of a tall building and survived without a scratch. According to that logic, since I'm a Dungeon of Doom mark, I should be able to do the same.

[Guest nl5xsk1]

I used to bridge jump into a river near my house from about 35 feet or so ... other than one kid who landed way wrong and broke his hip, we were all fine. People still jump from there now without problems.

[Guest J*ingus]

It depends on a variety of factors:

 

1. Height of the bridge;

2. The angle of your body when you hit the water;

3. Biology (i.e., your body makeup, whether you're a fat slob or an Olympic swimmer);

4. Depth of the water (rocks hurt!);

5. Pure luck.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

It depends on a variety of factors:

 

1. Height of the bridge;

2. The angle of your body when you hit the water;

3. Biology (i.e., your body makeup, whether you're a fat slob or an Olympic swimmer);

4. Depth of the water (rocks hurt!);

5. Pure luck.

and Sharks..dont forget the sharks.

[Guest Crux]

We have a pretty big bridge in my city that some people have attempted suicide on--some people make it and die and every once and a while some people make it. It really wierd thinking someone could survive that high of a fall.

[Guest redbaron51]

would i land on a fat kid?

[Guest cynicalprofit]

I just walk on this bridge to get downtown and i was always curious if i tried to do a moonsault off it into the water would i live?

 

Barron, I still love your playa hatin ass.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

If it's less than 40 feet, and you've got at least 15 feet of water, you're cool.