The One And Only Smackdown Thread - 4/3/03

[Guest HartFan86]

Hey, Torrie, your mom is here, and she's tired of waiting in the car.

Oh my god....fucking GOLD.

[Guest papacita]

You'd think she would've used the money from that suit to buy herself some acting lessons.

[Guest Trivia247]

may as well bring by Chyna and turn the playboy angle into a ummmmm ahem 3 way

[Guest the pinjockey]

Hey, Torrie, your mom is here, and she's tired of waiting in the car.

 

Oh that was great

[Guest Crux]

My god, she has worse mic skills than Torrie.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Sable better hide her gym bag!

 

Well they finally got Sable to do the lesbian angle!

[Guest Eagan469]

I thought she left because she thought the "women want to be me...men who come to see me...ready for the grind?" spiel was sexist

[Guest AndrewTS]

My god, she has worse mic skills than Torrie.

Yes, and we're all shocked that her acting career didn't pan out the way she planned.

[Guest tpww7]

Didn't she say that people spread shit all over her clothes and guys spied on her changing or some shit?

[Guest tpww7]

My god, she has worse mic skills than Torrie.

Yes, and we're all shocked that her acting career didn't pan out the way she planned.

Hey! she was in Corky Romano!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Didn't Vince want Sable to do a lesbian angle with Terri Runnels before she left? I thought that was one of the reasons she left.

[Guest the pinjockey]

My god, she has worse mic skills than Torrie.

Yes, and we're all shocked that her acting career didn't pan out the way she planned.

Hey now! How many people can claim to have a guest appearance on Relic Hunter?

[Guest Eagan469]

Yeah, right after she left it came out that the guys would drill holes in the walls/lockers and have "Big Nip" contests by placing bets on the women

[Guest papacita]

What the fuck was that???

[Guest tpww7]

..the Fuck? Another commercial?

[Guest AndrewTS]

My god, she has worse mic skills than Torrie.

Yes, and we're all shocked that her acting career didn't pan out the way she planned.

Hey now! How many people can claim to have a guest appearance on Relic Hunter?

Vince has his own show?

[Guest Trivia247]

Don't forget Sable was in that Nearly a Award winning Block buster hit.....Corky Romano.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

That movie "cutaway" they're advertising on UPN is such a "Point Break" ripoff.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Jobbers of Japan vs. Team Angle. Cool.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I mark for Tajiri's squeal!

[Guest Eagan469]

Don't forget Sable was in that Nearly a Award winning Block buster hit.....Corky Romano.

She was also shown sitting in the audience on Nitro...until she realized WWF could sue the bullshit out of her

[Guest Trivia247]

Funaki and Tajiri double bow.... mocking.... hehe its a Michinoku Pro/IWA Crossover Mania!

[Guest tpww7]

Hmm, Backlash is in Mass. I have no clue how I'd get there this time, but I'd like to see Goldberg-Rock....

[Guest AndrewTS]

Torrie was bad enough...but Sable.

 

FUCK YOU, VINCE!!!

[Guest HartFan86]

This is actually a pretty good match..I'm starting to really, really appreciate Team Angle more and more because I think the WWE has huge hopes for these guys and are gunna put them over as a huge tag team for a while.

[Guest tpww7]

I dont think Kurt will allow them to get buried that badly since they are amateur buddies of his.

[Guest tpww7]

This si the most offense Funaki has gotten in years.

[Guest HartFan86]

I'm going TPWW with that Westbrook Wrestling kid again

[Guest HartFan86]

Haas of Pain FUCKING OWNS

 

Very good match.

[Guest tpww7]

GOOMBAS!