If-then statements

[Guest goodhelmet]

I was at a friends house a few weeks back and we were drinking and passing the time away and his game came up

 

1) someone writes an If statement

2) someone replies with a Then statement

 

Example:

post1:

If steph becomes champ....

 

next poster:

then the WWF is fucked!

 

If Jericho becomes champion.....

 

 

And so on and so on. Have fun and I'll get this started:

 

If Austin and Hogan never wrestle each other......

[Guest Some Guy]

The world will end.

 

If Benoit comes back like HHH.......

[Guest goodhelmet]

then black clouds will fall over the internet wrestling community, but Benoit would be champion for a year!!!!

 

 

If Nash ever steps into the ring again.....

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then all workrate as we know it, will cease to exist

 

If Bret Hart comes back to the WWF

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Owen Hart would roll in his grave.

 

If Vince McMahon had a clue.....

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then he wouldn't have started the XFL

 

If Scott drank again...

[Guest Some Guy]

Benoit would have been champ in 2000.

 

If Benoit were champ in 2000......

[Guest Tony149]

Then he'll die

 

If Hall died

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then no one would care

 

If Steph had no ego...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Nash would never have sex again.

 

If Pat Patterson were straight....

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

This is getting out of hand

[Guest Some Guy]

Brooklyn Brawler would be lonely.

 

If Steamboet were never injured....

 

(I'll bring it back to wrestling McLargeHuge)

[Guest Tony149]

Then he'll still be wrestling

 

If Flair is God

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would still be dishing out ***** classics.

 

If Hogan were broke both legs in 1984.....

[Guest Some Guy]

The WWF would be very different.

 

If Foley never bumped.......

[Guest Tony149]

Then he's able to walk better

 

If Shane is a pussy

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he wouldn't have jumped 423 ft into a fishbowl at his last ppv.

 

If Jerry Lynn knew how to cut a promo....

[Guest Tony149]

Then he still has a job with the WWF

 

If Stephanie was a good writer

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the WWF might be doing 6's in the ratings with all of the talent they have.

 

 

If Dusty Rhodes wasn't so damm fat.....

[Guest Tony149]

Then he doesn't get funky like a monkey.

 

 

If JR's B-B-Q sauce is so great

[Guest goodhelmet]

(LMAO)

 

then I would buy it for my brisket

 

If JR physically morphs into Tony Schiavone on Monday

[Guest Tony149]

Then JR always talks about "the greatest night in the history of Sports Entertainment"

 

If Chris Benoit called Kevin Nash a bitch

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Kevin Nash would begin crying to Vince McMahon.

 

If Kevin Nash called Chris Benoit a bitch...

[Guest Tony149]

Then the smarks would find Nash and beat the shit out of him until he said "I'm Benoit's bitch!"

 

If God told Vince McMahon the way to turn around his product

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Vince would ask the devil how he could swerve God.

 

If Giant Baba and Lita had a child together

[Guest Tony149]

Then it would give everybody a boost in confidence, as it turns out to be the ugliest looking baby ever.

 

If your car can fly

[Guest goodhelmet]

Then I would be a character in the Jetsons

 

If Ricky Steamboat and chris Benoit formed a tag team

[Guest Tony149]

Then smarks will piss themselves.

 

If The Rock did the re-make of Mr. Nanny

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would receive a golden Globe for best picture

 

If Capt. Lou Albano was a manager today

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

he would not be remembered

 

If Booker T were white...