Guest J*ingus Report post Posted March 22, 2002 his hairdo would suck even harder. If Hogan didn't take steroids... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 22, 2002 then billy graham would have headlined Wrestlemania with Mr. T If Ted DiBiase would have won the title at Wrestlemania 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 22, 2002 Then the Honky Tonk Man doesn't refuse to job to Savage. If Scott Steiner wasn't so big Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 22, 2002 then his hands could touch his shoulders. If Scott Steiner wasn't so dumb.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 22, 2002 Then he would know the english language. If Jesse "The Body" Ventura ran for President Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 22, 2002 he'd declare war on Canada If Rick Steiner wasn't so talentless... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MARTYEWR Report post Posted March 22, 2002 Tony's: Hogan would follow closely as his opposition. WWF4Life's: He'd be held back by politics. If Chris Benoit wasn't so talented... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 22, 2002 Then he would have a job. If Eric Bischoff wasn't a Ken Doll look-alike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MARTYEWR Report post Posted March 22, 2002 Then there wouldn't be "Bischoff is gay" rumours... If Austin hadn't no-showed Raw and Smackdown this week... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted March 22, 2002 conspiracy theorists would have had a quiet week If Hogan hadn't showed at Raw and Smackdown this week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MARTYEWR Report post Posted March 22, 2002 Then there would've been lots of disappointed nostalgic Canadian fans. If someone booked a Jeff Jarrett v. Honky Tonk Man "Guitar on a Pole" match... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 22, 2002 Then most would probably be happy. If The Rock was really a rock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MARTYEWR Report post Posted March 22, 2002 He'd have the personality of Test. If Test had a personality... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 22, 2002 then he'd be 8 time world champion thanks to Shane McMahon's infatuation with him. If Stacy Keibler is dating Test Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then it's a sad day for mankind If Stacy got put thru a table to go get a boob job Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then she fits the dumb blonde stereotype If Konnan was hired by the WWF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then he would get buried for him leaving Max Moon gimmick behind. If Jerry Lawler liked anybody over 18 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then he'd be dating Moolah If Brain christopher wasn't a talentless drug addict Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then he wouldn't have main evented a PPV. If Debra wasn't Steve Austin's wife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 she'd be sucking Mongo's dick right now If Stephanie wasn't Vince's daughter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then she would of been fired as head writer If HHH wasn't banging Steph Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then he'd still be banging chyna. Yuck! If Chyna was really a woman... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then she'd look like one If Benoit weren't small... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then he'd be a 1 time champion because no booker in their right mind would ever let him job If Hogan pulled a muscle doing the backrake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then he'd be 10 time world champion. If Lita smacked Trish... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then teenage boys get horny. If Rena Mero is such a Hollywood star Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then, fuck it, I don't give a shit about her anyway. If Steph posed for Playboy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then why haven't I heard her name mentioned anywhere but this message board. If Goldust wasn't Dusty Rhodes son Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted March 23, 2002 He woudln't have gotten a push. If Goldust never got a push Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then we wouldn't have had to endure Goldust vs. Warrior If Scotty Flamingo never became Raven Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
