Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then Satan has a son If Vince bought a Japanese wrestling company Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then reports of monopoly attempt would soon follow If the WWF hadn't fumbled the InVasion angle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then they split the roster with the re-launched WCW show, and make a ton of money. If Dusty Rhodes was booking the WWF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Flair would be jobbing to Crash Holly If David was given the World title... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then the WWF would be drawing 1.5's in the ratings If Toshiaki Kawada found his teeth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then he'd have a full set. (Don't watch much Japanese wrestling. Took a guess) If Dave Meltzer wrestled Bob Ryder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then Meltzer would kick fatass 1Bob from here to New York. If Jim Ross had any intelligence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then he would tell the world what the #### "booger red" means. If JR didn't wear his cowboy hat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then he wouldn't care for hosses If Jim Ross were booking... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then Kane, Bradshaw and Undertaker would have a monopoly on every title in the company including the cruiser and women's title. If razor ramon never had a ladder match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then Albert & Undertaker would be main eventers. If JR had a dime for everytime he said something involving an animal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then he'd have alot of dimes If Hillbilly Jim shaved off his hair Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then he would look different If all the trolls went away Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then Tony149 and Goodhelmet would be discussing wrestling in the WWF folder, thus increasing their post count. If San Antonio really is the heart of Texas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then we are the heart and soul of the U.S.A. If Mick Foley had missed the table at KOTR '98 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then he'd never have wrestled another match or written a book. If Mr. Fuji was still wrestling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then he would be in the nWo. If Bobby Heenan was still an announcer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then he would explain how Hogan is the biggest piece of trash on the face of this earth. If Jesse Ventura weren't governor of Minnesota Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then he would be in Hollywood. If The Rock's new movie bombs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then the The Mummy2 would be his only successful film If George the Animal Steele choked on a turnbuckle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then Vince gets sued If Linda has charisma Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then she would be the only McMahon with any If Shane returns to the WWF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then doomsday is about to happen...for the WWF. If Stephanie can stay off TV for more than 3 months Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then it would be a fucking miracle If Johnny B. badd returned to the Wwf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then his manager would be Pat Patterson If Paul Heyman told Vince McMahon what he really thought of him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then Paul Heyman wouldn't have a job If Rhyno and Benoit formed a tag team Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then they would be jobbed because they would get over If Steve Austin quit the WWF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then other wrestlers would follow resulting in a mass exodus. If the Big Show were fired tomorrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Then everybody would say "3 years too late, Vince." If the Hardy Boyz & Lita get more stale Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted March 23, 2002 then there pops would rival those of HHH. If the split fails Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
