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Guest goodhelmet

then Benoit would be dressed up as a guitar-playing fireman

 

If Hardcore Holly had pink hair

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Guest AM The Kid

Then he could team with Billy and Chuck

 

If Bradshaw was approached in the showers by Brock Lesnar

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Guest goodhelmet

then he would have been wearing purple tights at mania

 

If it was proven that Chris Benoit wasn't God

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Guest CED Ordonez

then I wouldn't have a place to post these inane posts.

 

If gimmicks equaled heat

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Guest goodhelmet

then the Ding Dongs would have been 12 time tag champs

 

If Yuji Nagata would have never came to WCW

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Guest goodhelmet

then he would have never joined the NWO

 

If Randy Savage rejoined the WWF

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Guest Some Guy

They main event, unless they are perfect.

 

If they pushed Perfect vs. Austin for Mania

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Guest goodhelmet

then the WWF is regressing, not progressing.

 

If hogan got injured in the next month legit

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Guest CED Ordonez

then he'd still be in major storylines

 

If HHH never took muscle enhancers

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Guest Tony149

Then he wouldn't be so big and INTENSE

 

If Scott Steiner signs with the WWF

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Guest goodhelmet

then you could add one more useless stiff to the roster.

 

If Rick Steiner was signed to the WWF

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Guest Some Guy

then you could add one more useless stiff to the roster.

 

If Goldberg signed with WWF

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Guest goodhelmet

then he would probably kick Chris Benoit in the head just to piss me off

 

If Bret Hart and British Bulldog got into a fist fight

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Guest Some Guy

Bret would bet beaten (Davey has no long hair to pull :) )

 

If Bret had ripped all of Shawn's hair out

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Guest goodhelmet

then he would be screaming in pain as he bleeds to death from his chest

 

If the Ding Dongs were Steamboat and Benoit

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Guest Some Guy

Jim Herd would be a genius.

 

If Flair was never treated like shit by WCW

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Guest goodhelmet

then he wouldn't have won the 1992 Royal Rumble

 

If Flair and Benoit had a match

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Guest Some Guy

SK and the rest of the Smarks would blow their loads.

 

If you don't "make 7-up your's"

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Guest AM The Kid

Then he'd be shoved in the mid-card

 

If Shawn Micheals cut his hair

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Guest goodhelmet

then he'd be Shawn Micheals with short hair

 

If Shawn Micheals and Razor Ramon were part of the TLC matches

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Guest Tony149

Then he'd look really weird

 

If JR ran around your house screaming "SLOBBERKNOCKER"

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Guest Midnight Express83

Then I would have a bat to the back of his head.

 

If Billy Gunn could wrestle as good as Flair...

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Guest goodhelmet

then I'd hit his fatass with a bottle of real BBQ sauce

 

If JR told the truth in his Ross Reports

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