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Guest Tony149
Posted

Then the cruiserweights would be on TV

 

If Steve Austin quits the WWF

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then I will wear black in mourning of the loss of a great wrestler

 

If Foley came back to the WWF

Guest Some Guy
Posted

life will go on

 

If Vince screws Austin on his way out of WWF

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then it will be another attempt at recreating the Montreal incident

 

If Steph wins the title tomorrow

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then I'll be more pissed off than I was when Full House was shown the door by ABC

 

If Shane returns

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then that's one more McMahon I want off my tv

 

If John Stamos and Bob Saget were wrestlers

Guest Tony149
Posted

They'd have the gimmicks Chuck & Billy do

 

If Lenny & Lodi were in the WWF

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then they'd be wrestling on Jakked

 

If Juvi encountered Mideon

Guest Some Guy
Posted

One would be a naked drug addict and the other just naked.

 

If WWA gets huge

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then it will take time

 

If the WWF went out of business

Guest Some Guy
Posted

I would be unhappy.

 

If the Smarkboard crashed again

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then I would lose out on potential posts

 

If the Smarkboard didn't exist

Guest Some Guy
Posted

I would be watching somehing from my tape collection.

 

If their were no VCR/DVD players

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then I would have missed out on ALOT of great wrestling

 

If it wasn't for Japanese wrestling

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then I couldn't watch my wrestling tapes

 

If the WWF went back to using the old IC Title from '86-'98

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then the current IC title wouldn't exist

 

 

If The Great Muta wrestled in the WWF

Guest Some Guy
Posted

I would mark out.

 

If the internet killed the mark in you

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then somethings wrong

 

If Flair & Steamboat wrestled each other one more time

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then it would probably still hit *****

 

If Steamboat was ever WWF champion

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Hogan would have had to have died and had th belt pulled out of his cold, dead fingers.

 

If Hogan had died

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he wouldn't be wrestling

 

If Sting makes a comeback

Guest Some Guy
Posted

No one would care.

 

If Bret made a comeback and punche vince shoot style

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then people would piss themselves

 

If Bret made a return to active wrestling, then got kicked in the head by Nash

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then Nash would be assassinated by a maniacal smark

 

If Nash broke his leg tomorrow

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he gets "don't get well soon" letters

 

If Chris Benoit comes back and beats HHH

Guest Some Guy
Posted

The Smarks would rejoice.

 

If Benoit comes back and gets managed by Steph

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then I would be diagnosed with bi-polar disorder.

 

If Benoit gave Steph 3467 rolling German suplexes

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then it would make me happy

 

If Steph got her own 2 hour show

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then only 3 people would watch: HHH, Vince and XPAC

 

 

If Steph went into the porn industry

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then more people would become fans of hers.

 

If Steph became Miss America

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