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Guest Some Guy
Posted

then her acceptance speech would break windows

 

If Hogan got another 4 yr run with the strap

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then it would be WAY TOO LONG

 

If Hogan pinned RVD

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then fans would turn away in droves until only 3 people watched the WWF: Hogan, Vince and Nash

 

If Mr. T wrestled again

Guest Some Guy
Posted

then I pity the fool who wrestled the T (i couldn't resist)

 

If Piper boxed Mr. T again

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then they would make Danny Bonaduce-Barry Williams look like the Thrilla in Manilla

 

If Marc Mero shot you with the Badd Blaster

Guest Some Guy
Posted

I would wear a fruity mask until a disgruntled guitar player beat me up.

 

If Maxx payne's movies comes out

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then I will be sure to buy a copy

 

If Van Hammer and maxx Payne both had guitars in hand

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then they'll bash it over Vince's head

 

If Jericho ran over your dog

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then I would sue that mother fucker

 

If HHH ran over your dog

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

then I'd sue for every dollar possible.

 

If Terry Taylor never went along with the Red Rooster gimmick

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he still had a chance to be a star

 

If Jim Ross didn't become JR

Guest Some Guy
Posted

he still would have become a WWF drone.

 

If Mark Madden replaced the King

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then the WWF would be even more unbearable

 

If Mark Madden had his left leg amputated

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then his other leg would break

 

If Grandmaster Sexay gets a job with the WWF

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

then i wouldn't miss the chant of "Puppies!"

 

If Taker no-sold a bullet to the head

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then I would tell him "Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out"

 

If Jack the Ripper wrestled in the WWF

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he would take care of Steph

 

If awards were given to being annoying

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then Shane McMahon would be in second place

 

If the WWF fired HHH

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Steph and Shane would win

 

If Crash Holly weren't so short

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he'd be a tall Elroy Jetson look alike

 

If you had a brother that looked like Jeff Hardy

Guest Some Guy
Posted

I'd shoot him.

 

If you had brother who talked like Jeff Hardy

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then I'd cut off his tongue

 

 

If Lita was dating my brother

Guest Some Guy
Posted

I'd kick his ass and take her for the night, oh I don't have a brother :)

 

If Lita was dating your sister

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then she's likes to do girls

 

If your sister married HHH

Guest Some Guy
Posted

I would have no shortage of steroids

 

If mom cheated on your dad with Vince

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then I would find Vince, ask him for a job as a writer, seduce Steph, marry her, then own the WWF, then making it entertaining. I would also be booking in advance. :)

 

If Shane moved next door and was dancing around in your yard

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then I'd make sure Dad sued my mother AND Vince

 

If Ted Turner was owner of the WWF

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then I would ask him to stop and if he didn't I'd kick him in the nuts and run away.

 

If Edge could do the spinarooni right

 

(Tony would u book yourselve as IC champ :) )

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then it would look good

 

If RVD was pushed like HHH

 

 

(Belive or not, I wouldn't book myself as any sort of champ. I would rather take over as Head writer. I find that more interesting.)

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