If-then statements

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would be the world champ and fucking the boss's daughter

 

If RVD lost his stash on the way to a show

[Guest Tony149]

Then his match would suck because he didn't have his pre-match special

 

If Hogan brings back his friends

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Jim duggan will beat RVD for the IC title in 13 seconds

 

If Jim Duggan and Lance Storm formed a tag....wait...

 

If Jim Duggan and Honky Tonk Man had an Iron Man Match

[Guest Tony149]

Then it happens in slow motion

 

If Hogan & Warrior had an Iron-Man match

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be the first ever -********** match

 

If Steamboat and Benoit had a 3 hour Iron Man match

[Guest Tony149]

Then it would be long, but still hits *****

 

If Vince ran for President

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would lose in every state except Conneticut

 

If Benoit was the leader of the world

[Guest Tony149]

Then everybody would get wrestling training

 

If Benoit showed up at your house

[Guest goodhelmet]

then I would ask him for a cigarette because I'm out

 

If John Tenta showed up at your house

[Guest Tony149]

Then I'd tell him "You're not a Earthquake. You're not an Avalanche. You're not a Shark. You're John Tenta. And YOU SUCK!"

 

If you saw the entire McMahon family shopping at your mall

[Guest goodhelmet]

then I'd conveniently spill my mocha shake on Vince after accidentally bumping into them

 

If Benoit received a Desire video

[Guest Tony149]

Then it would only be a minute long and get half the hype HHH got

 

If an all wrestling channel started

[Guest goodhelmet]

then I'd quit my job, quit school and get divorced within 6 months

 

If there was a wrestling channel available only on Sundays

[Guest Tony149]

Then I would miss every Cowboy game,  get a bunch of blank tapes and record everything shown

 

If Rick Rude was still alive

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would expose how weak Val Venis's gimmick is

 

If the Dallas Cowboys wouldn't have smoked so much crack

[Guest Tony149]

Then maybe Jerry Jones puts together a good team

 

If the XFL had been a success

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Vince would have even a bigger ego

 

If Tazz was at least 5'8

[Guest Tony149]

Then he could go into the cruiserweight division

 

If dogs could talk

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Lucy would tell us how Hunter and Steph like to dress up like ballerinas when they have sex

 

If Kevin Sullivan would have fought Chris Benoit legit

[Guest Tony149]

Then Benoit kicks his ass due to help from Nancy (Women a.ka. Sullivan's ex)

 

If Chyna had become WWF Champ

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Hell would have been cast upon earth

 

If Chyna and Sable sang in a band

[Guest Tony149]

Then nobody would even know it, and they would be called the Boob Sisters

 

If WCW was still around

[Guest goodhelmet]

then I'd have an alternative to the crap Vince is giving me now

 

If the trolls were still on the WWF board

[Guest Tony149]

Then we wouldn't have a place to jack up our counts

 

If the sky rained money

[Guest goodhelmet]

LOL

 

then the poor could become rich and we could lose our class system

 

If Vince would have been a football player

[Guest Tony149]

He would of been a kicker because he likes to kick guys in the balls.

 

If a bunch of smarks were WWF writers

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the storylines would make sense and the matches would all be close to ****

 

If Trips started dating Torrie Wilson

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

I would implode at the injustice.

 

If Russo still booked for WWF

[Guest MARTYEWR]

Then 2 new "unknown" McMahon family members would be introduced.

 

If Kevin Nash started a wrestling school...

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would teach 3 moves, and work on how to play backstage politics

 

If Shane McMahon took over the WWF