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Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Every wrestler would have to learn how to dance. Badly.

 

If Vince McMahon announced tonight that the #1 pick in the draft was Keiji Mutoh...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then most on the net would pissed their pants with the fans in the arena saying "Who?"

 

If Mutoh somehow ended up in the WWF

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Then conspirasts will claim that he will be the next misused guy in the WWF.

 

If Stephanie McMahon ever booked herself to go over Kevin Nash cleanly...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then it would be the only time fans wanted her to win

 

If Hall & Nash were fired

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Then Sean Waltman would throw a Christian-like tantrum backstage.

 

If Linda McMahon ever became a regular on WWF TV...

Guest Mystery Eskimo
Posted

she would become womens champion.

 

If Vince ever got into a shoot with Steve Austin

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then Austin kicks his ass

 

If wrestlers start getting pissed at Vince

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Austin would make comments like, "AW, you thought "Austin 3:16" was too harsh to be on TV, but it ended up savin' yer little promotion!"

 

If Vince McMahon bought out XPW...

Guest Mystery Eskimo
Posted

it would be a waste of money.

 

If Vince bought out Goldbergs contract

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then they'd screw up his money making angle

 

If Kurt Angle goes for Gold in 2004

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Then the WWF's publicity will be more positive.

 

If X-Pac wrote a book...

Guest Mystery Eskimo
Posted

it would be full of whining and self-importance :D

 

If X-Pac was over

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

The smarks would say that his current position is justified.

 

If Hulk Hogan was never a politician in wrestling...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he might be more respected

 

If the Undertaker is the "locker room leader"

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Then he'd get to squash all three members of the nWo by himself.

 

If Steve Austin wasn't from Texas

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

Then he'd be from somewhere else

 

If Linda Mcmahon wasn't so robotic

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he would be from Hollywood

 

If the Hollywood Blondes were never broken up

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Then Steve Austin would've never given Brian Pillman a swirly at King Of The Ring 1997.

 

If Duane Johnson was still Rocky Maivia, 3rd Generation Superstar...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he never becomes a star

 

If The Rock leaves wrestling for Hollywood

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Both he AND the WWF suffers.

 

If there was no eye candy in the WWF

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then it's just the wrestlers

 

If Test became WCW Champion last year

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Then someone else may have gotten immunity.

 

If Marty Jannetty had chucked Shawn Michaels through the glass-plate window rather than vice-versa...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then Marty would of became the star

 

If Ric Flair never took the "Big Gold Belt" to the WWF in 1991

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Then there would've been one less legal issue.

 

If Ric Flair never left WCW in 1991...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he would of been jobbed

 

If Ted Turner knew how to run a wrestling company

Guest Mystery Eskimo
Posted

the WWF wouldn't suck so badly right now.

 

If Vince retired in five years

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Then there'd still be competition and thus, both WWF and WCW would be better off.

 

If ECW were still around

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then there's something else to watch

 

If Vince didn't botched the WCW invasion

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

We'd have something else to complain about.

 

If the "WWF Attitude" idea never happened

Guest TUS_02
Posted

Then Doink the clown would still be running wild!

 

 

If puro came to USA and sold out Astrodome

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