If-then statements

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Americans would have an alternative to the crap Vince puts out

 

If Sable came back o the WWF

[Guest Tony149]

Then nobody would care because her career has been dead since 1999

 

If Chyna came back to the WWF

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Billy Gunn would have a friend

 

If Road Dogg came back to the WWF

[Guest Tony149]

Then we'll get D-X (without X-Pac) vs. the nWo feud

 

If the new WWF logo has the E

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

it'll look really lame.

 

If Flair's Raw is more succesfull than Vince's smackdown

[Guest Tony149]

Then Vince does something to hurt it

 

If Vince took Steph off the writing team

[Guest dreamer420]

the ratings would drop.

 

If Ric Flair dyed his hair...

[Guest Tony149]

Then it would be blonde. Unless he changed it to another color.

 

If the 4 Horsemen reform

[Guest dreamer420]

mike awesome should be in the group

 

If ECW was still in business..

[Guest Tony149]

Then Paul Heyman might be able to get something going with the WWF wrestlers feeling down

 

If ECW & WCW really merged when they were own by Turner & Heyman

[Guest Some Guy]

ECW guys would have been buried by the WCW guys.

 

If Flair didn't comeback to WWF

[Guest Tony149]

Then he's sitting at home watching tapes of his greatness

 

If Hulk Hogan wears the red & yellow again

[Guest dreamer420]

hulkamania will be running wild!

 

If Vince McMahon got hit in the nuts by a drink thrown by a fan at ringside he would..

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then cringe

 

If The Rock's eyebrows got shaved

[Guest Tony149]

Then no more People's Eyebrow

 

If The Rock stopped using The People's Elbow

[Guest dreamer420]

Then he could pin an opponent with an actually wrestling move.

 

If Lita forgot to wear a thong..

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then we'd all see her ass

 

If Jeff Hardy forgot to wear a thong

[Guest dreamer420]

then he left it in Billy & Chuck's dressing room.

 

If HHH doesn't win tonight..

[Guest Some Guy]

then I'd think I'd throw a brick a my TV

 

If D'lo Brown gets drafted 1st

[Guest Tony149]

Then it would shock the hell out of people

 

If Hogan is the #1 pick

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then I for one would be happy

 

If Brock Lesnar is the very last pick

[Guest dreamer420]

who cares?

 

If The Rock is the very last pick..

[Guest AM The Kid]

who cares?

 

If Chris Benoit is the #1 pick

[Guest Tony149]

Then WTF happened

 

If SCSA is the last pick

[Guest dreamer420]

it would be shocking

 

If Vince picks Scotty 2 Hotty first...

[Guest Some Guy]

then Albert would be jealous.

 

If Steph was the 1st pick

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then we'd all mourn the death of the WWF

 

If LINDA Mcmahon was the #1 pick

[Guest Tony149]

Then we all ask WTF

 

If Tazz is picked after Albert

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then he'd FTW!

 

If Albert is picked before Austin

[Guest dreamer420]

Austin will kick his ass.

 

If Raw next week sucks we blame..