If-then statements

[Guest Some Guy]

He'd wouldn't be jealous of Scotty. (continuity with previous posts rules )

 

If Austin is drafted 1st and then shoots on Vince and kicks his ass

[Guest dreamer420]

and then you woke up

 

If Vince picks the nWo first..

[Guest Tony149]

Then it isn't a surprise

 

If X-Pac beats RVD for the IC Title

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

the Kliq is back and more powerful than ever.

 

If Nash insults Benoit again

[Guest Tony149]

Then the smarks cry

 

If Benoit comes back and makes Nash tap to the Crossface

[Guest Some Guy]

he would be as good as Sid.

 

If Benoit were 2 time WWF champ like Sid was

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

we would all be happier.

 

If Sid comes back to the WWF

[Guest Tony149]

Then Vince has lost it

 

If the Ding Dongs made a return

[Guest goodhelmet]

then they would be unmasked as Saturn and Hardcore Holly

 

If Austin doesn't show up on RAW next week

[Guest Tony149]

Then there is a HUGE problem

 

If Vince fires Austin

[Guest goodhelmet]

then there is an even bigger problem

 

If the cruisers are all going to Smackdown

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

then we have one more reason to not watch Raw.

 

If RVD ever faced HHH

[Guest Some Guy]

I'll watch Smackdown.

 

If the "Vannilla Midget" didn't get drafted before the "Orange Goblin"

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

then the smark world would be thrown into an uncontrollable ball of chaos.

 

If RVD ever faced HHH

[Guest goodhelmet]

then HHH would realize how un-over he is

 

If RVD were to ever beat HHH

[Guest Some Guy]

Then hell would've frozen over and pigs ould fly.

 

If RVD wrestled HBK

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Then HHH would beat Steph (up)

 

If Flair ever wrestled Angle

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the match could easily reach ****

 

If HHH got even more INTENSE

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Flair would put him over clean.

 

If Hogan ever wrestled Angle

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Angle would be pinned to the leg drop...and Anglesault would kill himself

 

IF Anglesault killed himself

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would be dead

 

If Kurt Angle were the unified champ

[Guest Some Guy]

Anglesault woud not kill himself.

 

If Crash were unified champ

[Guest Tony149]

Then it's a stupid move

 

If Vince McMahon got nude on PPV

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be the dumbest move in his career short of Taker vs. Taker

 

If Trish got nude at the next PPV

[Guest Some Guy]

Then I and every other red-blooded male would get excited.

 

If Mae Young got naked on the next ppv

[Guest Tony149]

Then I would throw up, but JR would compare it to a beating "like a government mule"

 

If Vince got the WWF Divas into porn

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would make himself and HHH the male stars just to annoy the smarks (lesbian sex dammit!!! )

 

If the Divas starred in a lesbian porno

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Then I'd buy the DVD and never leave the house again

 

If you had to draft for a Diva porno

[Guest Some Guy]

Then I would not be able to contain myself.

 

If Billy and Chuck starred in Star Trek (I'm not as sick as u think )

[Guest Tony149]

Then they would be gay lovers

 

If Vince got the WWF guys into porn

 

(We got good answers on the Divas)