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Guest Big McLargeHuge
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then all smark faves would be top draws and on the top of the card

 

If the Smark faves were on top...

Guest Mystery Eskimo
Posted

we would have crossed into bizarro world.

 

If Vince posted on the smarkboard

Guest JAMES900
Posted

He be flamed

 

If Vince ate the smarks board.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

he'd be full of sarcasm and uneasiness

 

If Vince actually listened to the net

Guest JAMES900
Posted

Then the IWC would have nothing to bitch about

 

If Vince was trapped in a giant net

Guest Mystery Eskimo
Posted

we could all point and laugh and prod him with sticks.

 

If the IWC stopped watching wrestling

Guest JAMES900
Posted

Vince would go out of buisness

 

If vince went crazy

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Steph and Shane would take over

 

If Steph and Shane took over...

Guest Mystery Eskimo
Posted

They would book themselves as tag team champs.

 

If Flair started his own promotion

Guest JAMES900
Posted

It would crumble within 2 weeks

 

If David Flair was world champion

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then it would suck

 

If in 10 years you look at the WWF Title history and see Stephanie, Shane & Linda as former WWF Champions

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Then you'll be glad it was the first time you saw that and that you didn't watch wrestling when they won the titles.

 

If the first Wrestlemania was a total failure...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then wrestling doesn't go into a boom and we have tons of wrestling territories

 

If Vince never brought the WWF from his Dad

Guest dreamer420
Posted

sports entertainment would never have been born.

 

If Sports Entertainment hadn't been born...

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

We would've never seen Vince Russo.

 

If Hulkamania was never born...

Guest dreamer420
Posted

it would have never died a sweet death at the hands of the Taker.

 

If the Undertaker was never created...

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Then we wouldn't have seen some of the stupidest angles ever (Underfaker, Royal Rumble 94, etc)

 

If Phil Muschnick joined the World Wrestling Federation tomorrow...

Guest dreamer420
Posted

he'd be jobbing to Vince on Smackdown!

 

If Ric Flair bladed and no blood came out..

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then there's a problem

 

If Hogan did a move from the top rope

Guest dreamer420
Posted

simply put, HE WOULD DIE.

 

If Hogan did a move from the middle rope...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he would break a hip

 

If Hogan had to run from the ramp to the ring

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Then it would be worse than Kane's move.

 

If you stuck Jim Ross, Jim Cornette, Paul Heyman, and Vince Russo all in one room and locked them in there...

Guest dreamer420
Posted

a good show would be created?

 

If WCW had bought the WWF...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then both fold within' 3 years as Bischoff runs them into the ground (Assume Bischoff was still in charge)

 

If Bischoff works for the WWF

Guest dreamer420
Posted

then hell would be frozen over.

 

If hell was frozen over...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then Bret Hart, Russo & Bischoff work for the WWF

 

If Bret returned to the WWF

Guest dreamer420
Posted

it would be my all time markout moment.

 

If Bret screwed Vince this time..

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

Then we'd all smile and laugh

 

If RVD fell down a flight of stairs

Guest dreamer420
Posted

he'd sell the pain for a moment and then jump right up.

 

If Scott Hall was at the bar before Raw...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he's probably drinking

 

If Hall showed up to Raw drunk

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