If-then statements

[Guest dreamer420]

it would be just like Nitro, 5 years ago.

 

If Goldberg was signed by the WWF...

[Guest Tony149]

Then he fueds with SCSA

 

If Steph appeared in Playboy

[Guest JAMES900]

Everyone would be confined to there room

 

If Linda Macmahon appeared in playboy

[Guest dreamer420]

Eric Bischoff would buy a truckload.

 

If the Rock tripped and fell while walking down the entrance ramp...

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would hurt the People's Elbow

 

If Vince ever fired Hogan

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then Vince Mcmahon can kiss my ass

 

 

If Chris Benoit idolized Brutus Beefcake instead of Dynamte Kid

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would of liked Hogan, gone thru 10 bad gimmicks, and his workrate would of sucked.

 

If Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake was signed by Vince

[Guest dreamer420]

we'd see the cutting and the struting once again in the WWF.

 

If Vince signed Kronik again based on the Undertaker's regard for them...

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then Vince is a political puppet

 

If Shane Mcmahon became the real owner of WWF Raw

[Guest crandamaniac]

then test and steve blackman would main event.

 

if test and steve blackman was the main event...

[Guest Tony149]

Then you know Shane is the booker

 

If Shane formed a stable with Test & Steve Blackman

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then they still wouldn't be over

 

If Test was over...

[Guest dreamer420]

he'd be WWF Champion.

 

If Shane McMahon became a full time wrestler...

[Guest CED Ordonez]

He'd be the Hardcore Champion.

 

If the Hardcore Title didn't look like crap

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

He'd bury everyone

 

If Steph came back on Smackdown this week

[Guest dreamer420]

then the wwf has lied again.

 

If Steph won the title on Smackdown in a Hell in The Cell match...

[Guest Tony149]

Then it would suck

 

If Steph won every belt in the WWF

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I would quit watching

 

If Hunter jobbed cleanly to Jericho on Smackdown

[Guest dreamer420]

we'd be in an alternate universe.

 

If Vince screwed Stone Cold...

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

he'd become bitter and move to Calgary

 

If hogan's pops diminish

[Guest dreamer420]

he'll be main eventing Jakked for the next three years with Saturn.

 

If Saturn get rough with Hogan on Jakked...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then the Smarks would mark out.

 

If the Smarks ever marked out for Mantaur

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would have a cult following

 

If Doink made a comeback

[Guest Some Guy]

Then SK would mark out for evil Doink at least.

 

If Dink came back for the Gimmick Battle Royal

[Guest Tony149]

Then he'd smell bad, since he's dead. Unless they got another midget to play the role.

 

If Tazz won more than one match a month

[Guest dreamer420]

he'd still be a fat little jobber.

 

If Tazz was really more like Taz...

[Guest Tony149]

Then he's still a jobber because he's small

 

If Paul Heyman became head writer

[Guest dreamer420]

ECW ECW ECW ECW GORE GORE GORE GORE

 

If McMahon hired back Russo...

[Guest Tony149]

Then him & Heyman could write the shows

 

If McMahon brought back Jim Cornette

[Guest CED Ordonez]

then he'd be a manager

 

If Russo booked in Japan