If-then statements

[Guest Tony149]

Then there's some weird shit going on over there

 

If Vince brought Dusty Rhodes back in polka dots

[Guest CED Ordonez]

then I would once again question why he was the "American Dream" in that outfit.

 

If cage matches were still held in the "blue monkey bars"

[Guest dreamer420]

it would take longer for cage matches to start.

 

IF the Dudley Boyz stay separated...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then a great run will have ended.

 

If Edge and Christian reunite as heels

[Guest Tony149]

Then it's cool, but shows the writers dropped the ball on both guys singles run

 

If Hall & Nash win the Tag Titles

[Guest goodhelmet]

then yet another title means absolutely nothing

 

If Brock Lesnar did a Shooting Star Press on Spike dudley

[Guest Tony149]

Then Spike would fall thru the ring

 

If Brock Lesnar won the IC Title

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it should be in the year 2003

 

If Ricky Steamboat would have been WWF champion

[Guest Tony149]

Then Hogan would of had to put his ego aside

 

If Honky Tonk Man never refused to job to Savage

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then the world would be different

 

If Triple H was jumped by The Undertaker, Steve Austin and Bradshaw backstage

[Guest Tony149]

Then they'll say that's for backing the nWo

 

If HHH got beat up by 9 thugs like HBK did

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then the thugs would all be WWF wrestlers held down for years

 

If Triple H was 50 pounds smaller

[Guest CED Ordonez]

then it'd be a few years ago when he wasn't on enhancers

 

If Jeff Hardy used HHH's training regimen

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then he'd have 50 needles hanging out of his ass

 

If Spike Dudley HAD a training regimen

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would have some meat on his bones

 

If Spike gets thrown from a flying plane

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then he will die

 

If Spike dies...

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then it will be a very small casket

 

If Spike fell down a flight of stairs

[Guest Tony149]

Then he breaks most of the bones in his body

 

If Hulk Hogan won the WWF Title

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then Hulkamania would be runnin' wild

 

If the Iron Sheik had beaten Hogan

[Guest Tony149]

Then it would of taken a little longer for Hulkamania to be born

 

If Bret & Hogan had a match at Summerslam '93

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then I would list it as one of my favorite matches ever

 

If Stephanie Mcmahon suddenly handed her head booking duty to Heyman

[Guest Tony149]

Then things would start to make some sense

 

If Steph & HHH become more powerful

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Then Austin would stay at home and gain 30 pounds from drinking beer.

 

If Ric Flair would have drafted Ricky Steamboat instead of the Undertaker...

[Guest Tony149]

Then they renew their feud and pull out another ***** match

 

If Vince trades Angle & Benoit for the nWo

[Guest goodhelmet]

then goodhelmet would be the happiest poster on the smarkboard

 

If Ricky Steamboat was the unified champion

[Guest Tony149]

Then he gets booed for being a family man

 

If Benoit, Steamboat & Flair had a Triple Threat Match for the World Title

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Then I would buy tickets for when Raw comes in my general direction at St. Louis immediately~!

 

If someone hands Ric Flair a broom...

[Guest Tony149]

Then Flair carries it to a good match

 

If Flair had a 60 minute Iron-Man match with a broom stick

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Ric and the broom go to a 60 minute draw in a **** match

 

If Tony and goodhelmet think the exact same thing

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Then The Man in Blak posts something entirely weird so that we have a MIRROR UNIVERSE~! if-then thread.

 

If someone paints an evil goatee on Stephanie McMahon...