Guest J*ingus Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 his hairdo would suck even harder. If Hogan didn't take steroids...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 then billy graham would have headlined Wrestlemania with Mr. T If Ted DiBiase would have won the title at Wrestlemania 4
Guest Tony149 Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 Then the Honky Tonk Man doesn't refuse to job to Savage. If Scott Steiner wasn't so big
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 then his hands could touch his shoulders. If Scott Steiner wasn't so dumb..
Guest Tony149 Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 Then he would know the english language. If Jesse "The Body" Ventura ran for President
Guest WWF4Life Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 he'd declare war on Canada If Rick Steiner wasn't so talentless...
Guest MARTYEWR Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 Tony's: Hogan would follow closely as his opposition. WWF4Life's: He'd be held back by politics. If Chris Benoit wasn't so talented...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 Then he would have a job. If Eric Bischoff wasn't a Ken Doll look-alike
Guest MARTYEWR Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 Then there wouldn't be "Bischoff is gay" rumours... If Austin hadn't no-showed Raw and Smackdown this week...
Guest WWF4Life Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 conspiracy theorists would have had a quiet week If Hogan hadn't showed at Raw and Smackdown this week
Guest MARTYEWR Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 Then there would've been lots of disappointed nostalgic Canadian fans. If someone booked a Jeff Jarrett v. Honky Tonk Man "Guitar on a Pole" match...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 Then most would probably be happy. If The Rock was really a rock
Guest MARTYEWR Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 He'd have the personality of Test. If Test had a personality...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 22, 2002 Report Posted March 22, 2002 then he'd be 8 time world champion thanks to Shane McMahon's infatuation with him. If Stacy Keibler is dating Test
Guest Tony149 Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 Then it's a sad day for mankind If Stacy got put thru a table to go get a boob job
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 then she fits the dumb blonde stereotype If Konnan was hired by the WWF
Guest Tony149 Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 Then he would get buried for him leaving Max Moon gimmick behind. If Jerry Lawler liked anybody over 18
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 then he'd be dating Moolah If Brain christopher wasn't a talentless drug addict
Guest Tony149 Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 Then he wouldn't have main evented a PPV. If Debra wasn't Steve Austin's wife
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 she'd be sucking Mongo's dick right now If Stephanie wasn't Vince's daughter
Guest Tony149 Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 Then she would of been fired as head writer If HHH wasn't banging Steph
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 then he'd still be banging chyna. Yuck! If Chyna was really a woman...
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 then she'd look like one If Benoit weren't small...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 then he'd be a 1 time champion because no booker in their right mind would ever let him job If Hogan pulled a muscle doing the backrake
Guest dreamer420 Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 then he'd be 10 time world champion. If Lita smacked Trish...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 Then teenage boys get horny. If Rena Mero is such a Hollywood star
Guest CED Ordonez Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 then, fuck it, I don't give a shit about her anyway. If Steph posed for Playboy
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 then why haven't I heard her name mentioned anywhere but this message board. If Goldust wasn't Dusty Rhodes son
Guest Some Guy Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 He woudln't have gotten a push. If Goldust never got a push
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 23, 2002 Report Posted March 23, 2002 then we wouldn't have had to endure Goldust vs. Warrior If Scotty Flamingo never became Raven
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