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Guest J*ingus
Posted

his hairdo would suck even harder.

 

If Hogan didn't take steroids...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then billy graham would have headlined Wrestlemania with Mr. T

 

If Ted DiBiase would have won the title at Wrestlemania 4

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then the Honky Tonk Man doesn't refuse to job to Savage.

 

If Scott Steiner wasn't so big

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then his hands could touch his shoulders.

 

If Scott Steiner wasn't so dumb..

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he would know the english language.

 

If Jesse "The Body" Ventura ran for President

Guest WWF4Life
Posted

he'd declare war on Canada

 

If Rick Steiner wasn't so talentless...

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Tony's: Hogan would follow closely as his opposition.

 

WWF4Life's: He'd be held back by politics.

 

If Chris Benoit wasn't so talented...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he would have a job.

 

If Eric Bischoff wasn't a Ken Doll look-alike

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Then there wouldn't be "Bischoff is gay" rumours...

 

If Austin hadn't no-showed Raw and Smackdown this week...

Guest WWF4Life
Posted

conspiracy theorists would have had a quiet week

 

If Hogan hadn't showed at Raw and Smackdown this week

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Then there would've been lots of disappointed nostalgic Canadian fans.

 

If someone booked a Jeff Jarrett v. Honky Tonk Man "Guitar on a Pole" match...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then most would probably be happy.

 

If The Rock was really a rock

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

He'd have the personality of Test.

 

If Test had a personality...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he'd be 8 time world champion thanks to Shane McMahon's infatuation with him.

 

 

If Stacy Keibler is dating Test

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then it's a sad day for mankind

 

If Stacy got put thru a table to go get a boob job

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then she fits the dumb blonde stereotype

 

If Konnan was hired by the WWF

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he would get buried for him leaving Max Moon gimmick behind.

 

If Jerry Lawler liked anybody over 18

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he'd be dating Moolah

 

If Brain christopher wasn't a talentless drug addict

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he wouldn't have main evented a PPV.

 

If Debra wasn't Steve Austin's wife

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

she'd be sucking Mongo's dick right now

 

If Stephanie wasn't Vince's daughter

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then she would of been fired as head writer

 

If HHH wasn't banging Steph

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he'd still be banging chyna. Yuck!

 

If Chyna was really a woman...

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then she'd look like one

 

If Benoit weren't small...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he'd be a 1 time champion because no booker in their right mind would ever let him job

 

If Hogan pulled a muscle doing the backrake

Guest dreamer420
Posted

then he'd be 10 time world champion.

 

If Lita smacked Trish...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then teenage boys get horny.

 

If Rena Mero is such a Hollywood star

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

then, fuck it, I don't give a shit about her anyway.

If Steph posed for Playboy

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then why haven't I heard her name mentioned anywhere but this message board.

 

If Goldust wasn't Dusty Rhodes son

Guest Some Guy
Posted

He woudln't have gotten a push.

 

If Goldust never got a push

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then we wouldn't have had to endure Goldust vs. Warrior

 

If Scotty Flamingo never became Raven

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