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Guest Tony149
Posted

Then she looks like a man with big boobs

 

If SCSA told Vince, Steph sucks

Guest The Man in Blak
Posted

Then Vince would book Austin vs. Steph in a "My Daughter Rules the World" match.

 

If Austin had stayed in ECW instead of going to the WWF...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he doesn't become a star

 

If ECW was still around

Guest The Man in Blak
Posted

Rob Van Dam would be feuding with Tajiri for the ECW Title  (well, I can dream, can't I?)

 

If Rhyno didn't get injured last year...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then Heyman becomes his manager and screams GORE GORE GORE!!!

 

If WWF Raw somehow gets higher ratings than Smackdown

Guest dreamer420
Posted

then Vince will start appearing on Raw.

 

If Vince McMahon had a nervous breakdown...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then his sorry ass would be off of tv also

 

If Linda McMahon took acting lessons

Guest dreamer420
Posted

she still belongs off TV.

 

It Shane McMahon did a shooting star press off the titan tron..

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he'd probably miss his intended target by about 10 feet

 

If George bush and Hillary Clinton had a child

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then it would end up saying "Read my lips. I did not have sexual relations with that women."

 

If Vince McMahon & Stephanie had a child together

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Then the kid would eventually have both huge "puppies" and "balls the size of grapefruits".

 

If Chyna was still in the WWF...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then she's wrestling men

 

If Chyna & Rena Mero made a movie together

Guest MARTYEWR
Posted

Then Roger Ebert would phone Scott Keith to borrow his rating system from him so he'd be able to give it -*****

 

If Hogan convinced Vince to sign Ed Leslie back...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then Vince is being controled again

 

If Nash wins the WWF Title

Guest dreamer420
Posted

the Rock can longer call him a bitch.

 

If the Rock's new movie tanks...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he gives Hogan a run for his money at making bad movies

 

If The Rock's movie becomes #1

Guest dreamer420
Posted

no one should really be surprised.

 

If Lita caught Matt cheating...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then she would miss the punch she throws at him

 

If womens wrestling becomes big

Guest dreamer420
Posted

then all the men on earth must have died.

 

If Lita wins the Cruiserweight title...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then JR has been blowing smoke about that divison again

 

If the cruiserweights get TV time

Guest dreamer420
Posted

then someone must be running the wrong tape.

 

If Rhyno comes back more bad ass then ever....

Guest WWF4Life
Posted

he'll be a main eventer next year

 

If Brock Lesnar gets enormously over

Guest dreamer420
Posted

it will be because of his impressive power and strength.

 

If Mark Henry starts appearing on Smackdown...

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

Then he'll eat all the new cruiserweights

 

If Stephanie Mcmahon started her own company

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

it would bomb within a week

 

If Brock Lesnar gets pushed to the moon

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he gets the Goldberg push

 

If HHH gets hurt again

Guest dreamer420
Posted

we will see a deserving champion  while he's out.

 

If HHH returns...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he will marry Steph, run Vince out of power and control the WWF

 

If Vince started the WBF again

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

then it'd still be a degrading spectacle like it was the last time.

 

If Spike had HHH's physique

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