If-then statements

[Guest dreamer420]

then Steph would be tossing him around.

 

If Spike had Steph's body...

[Guest Tony149]

Then HHH is doing a man

 

If Steph had Chyna's body

[Guest CED Ordonez]

then i wouldn't ogle steph as much

 

if chyna had steph's body

[Guest Tony149]

Then she'd still have fake boobs, but would look better

 

If Rena Mero didn't get an ego

[Guest Some Guy]

Then she'd be gone by now any way, Diva son't have a long shelf life.

 

If Tammy didn't become a crack whore

[Guest Tony149]

Then she would still look good

 

If Bret did have an affair with Sunny

[Guest Some Guy]

then he's my hero (she was hot as heel then)

 

If Missy didn't bang every wrester and his brother

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then she wouldn't have crabs and herpes

 

If Triple H was currently a heel

[Guest Some Guy]

He would be over and Steph would still be on TV (you can't win them all)

 

If Jericho won at Mania

[Guest CED Ordonez]

then the crowd would've still been apathetic since they already blew their load on Rock vs Hogan.

 

If The Stevester (Austin as Hogan) ran wild in the WWF

[Guest Tony149]

Then it would make the fans laugh

 

If Austin ended up being forced to play "Stunning" Steve Austin, again

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he would need hair plugs

 

If Tazz got pushed in 2000

[Guest Tony149]

Then he wouldn't be a jobber

 

If Mr. Perfect got a push

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he might be "perfect" again.

 

If Goldust kissed Rock like he was Ahmed Johnson

[Guest Tony149]

Then The Rock would kick his ass

 

If Goldust was never re-hired

[Guest Some Guy]

then he would still be sucking in his daddy's fed

 

If Dusty came back and feuded with Rock

[Guest CED Ordonez]

then it'd be People's Elbow vs The Bionic Elbow

 

If the Billion Dollar Booty contest was legit

[Guest Some Guy]

Then we'd see Steph's tits on TV.

 

If HHH and Steph broke up

[Guest Tony149]

Then the power trip would be over

 

If Jericho was the one dating Steph

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he would have jobbed to her on Raw.

 

If Shane never comes back

[Guest CED Ordonez]

then we'll never get to see the stuntman bump that cripples him.

 

If Shane McMahon wrestled Jeff Hardy

[Guest Some Guy]

Then one would end up crippled (hopefully both )

 

If Shane broke his neck like Droz

[Guest Tony149]

Then he gets to write a column for WWF.com and would never be fired in fear of a lawsuit

 

If Droz wasn't crippled

[Guest Some Guy]

then he would still be a lower mid carder who is short on talent.

 

if Rick Rude didn't die

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would have put Val Venis's act to shame

 

If Curt Hennig was used effectively by the WWF

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would of been wrestling

 

If Owen Hart hadn't died

[Guest goodhelmet]

then him and Benoit would have had a ***** match

 

If Stu Hart was 50 years younger

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he'd still mumble.

 

If Bret Hart was 15 years younger

[Guest Tony149]

Then he avoids Goldberg's kick to the head

 

If the Midnight Express, Rock 'n' Roll Express, Arn & Tully, the Rockers & the Hart Foundation were in todays WWF tag team division

[Guest Some Guy]

then the division would kick ass providing they were in their prime

 

if Goldberg loved the business