If-then statements

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would be in Japan learning how to really wrestle

 

If Goldberg got kicked in the head by Shawn Micheals

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would no sell it

 

If Bret Hart hit Goldberg in the head with a chair 50 times

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Goldberg would no sell it and set Bret up for a Jackhammer

 

If Billy Gunn and Goldberg met in a dark alleyway

[Guest Tony149]

Then they would look at each other and smile. Knowing they both have little talent, but have great bodies.

 

If Survivor Series '97 never happened (Screwjob)

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Vince would have to have found a way for Bret to drop the belt on the next RAW

 

If Bret's sisters weren't big sluts

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Davey and Neidhart wouldn't have gotten laid.

 

If Dynamite never roided

[Guest Tony149]

Then he isn't crippled

 

If HHH never roided

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he isn't world champ

 

If Vince didn't care about huge muscles

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he wouldn't take steroids

 

If the rest of the locker room would have testified against Vince in the steroids scandal

[Guest Tony149]

Then Jerry Jarrett is running the WWF, since Vince would be in prison becoming someones prison bitch

 

If Jerry Jarrett was running the WWF

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Vince would be bent over in his jail cell right now.

 

If Vince went to prison

[Guest Tony149]

Then Jerry Jarrett is running the WWF

 

If Jerry Jarrett is running the WWF

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Jeff Jarrett is world champ.

 

If Hogan had jobbed to Jarrett

 

(were on the same wave length, Tony )

[Guest Tony149]

Then nobody would remember

 

If Vince gets in trouble for steriods again

 

(We were thinking the same thing Some Guy.) LOL

[Guest Some Guy]

Then this time he's screwed

 

If HHH gets arrested for bringing drugs into Canada like Brian Christopher

[Guest Tony149]

Then he doesn't get fired because he does Steph

 

If HHH isn't dating Steph

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Chyna would still be in the WWF, right under Triple H's wing.

 

If Chyna doesn't beat Jeff Jarrett for the IC title...

[Guest Tony149]

Then she never wins it. Which is a good thing.

 

If Vince McMahon became a full-time wrestler

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Then he'd win the world title...AGAIN.

 

If Vince McMahon would have been successfully convicted in the steroid trials...

[Guest Tony149]

Then he's in prison becoming somebodys prison bitch

 

If Vince was becoming somebodys prison bitch

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Then Vince would really be a sore asshole.

 

If Pat Patterson got jealous of Vince becoming somebody's prison bitch...

[Guest Tony149]

The Patterson would do something to get put in prison, so he could become somebody's prison bitch

 

If Vince & Patterson were in the same cell with each other

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Then nobody would have been booking the WWF.

 

If nobody would have been booking the WWF after the steroid trials...

[Guest Tony149]

Then the WWF dies or a bunch of random wrestling matches take place.

 

If Vince created an all-wrestling channel without using WCW footage

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Then the IWC would berate him for not having indies or puro footage on the channel.

 

If the WWF would have chosen to push the Great Sasuke instead of TAKA Michinoku...

[Guest Tony149]

Then the division still dies after the WWF gives up on it

 

If the WWF dropped the Cruiserweight Title

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Then JR would shill for four months straight about how they'd bring it back.

 

If Vince hired Tony Schiavone to do play-by-play for WWF Smackdown...

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

it would be no different than having JR.

 

If JR became a wrestler

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

he'd be a hoss

 

If there was no internet...

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Vince would be happy.

 

If HHH dumped Steph