Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 he'd be stuck in the main eventing heat, but still have great hair If Kevin Nash cut his hair....
Guest Tony149 Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 Then he doesn't have wrestlings best looking hair If X-Pac cut his hair
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 Then the two people who still haven't swtiched stations when he comes on would notice. If Jericho cut his hair to look like Lance Storm.
Guest Tony149 Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 Then he would look really weird. If Lance Storm was in a movie
Guest The Man in Blak Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 He would co-star with Curt Hennig in "The Perfect Storm." *rim shot* If Mr. Perfect's "new" theme music wasn't pitch shifted up about a whole tone...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 Then it would sound like the classic it was in the early '90s. If Mr. Perfect got any sort of new music
Guest dreamer420 Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 he just wouldn't be Mr. Perfect. If the fans stop chanting you suck during Kurt Angles entrance...
Guest The Man in Blak Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 Then Kurt Angle's not over as a heel. If the Patriot returned to the WWF, demanding that Angle return his theme music...
Guest dreamer420 Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 then Kurt will keep the you suck portion. If Mark Madden signed with the wwf...
Guest The Man in Blak Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 Then he'll feud with Lilian Garcia. If Harvey Wippleman faced Howard Finkel in a Hell in a Cell match...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 Then it's 10 times worse than Taker/Bossman If the WWF brought back the old blue bar Cage
Guest The Man in Blak Posted March 28, 2002 Report Posted March 28, 2002 Then the Big Show couldn't choke slam Austin through the walls of it. If the Big Show hit Spike Dudley with a moonsault...
Guest dreamer420 Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 they would need a spatula to get him off the canvas. If Big Show fell off the top of the Hell in The Cell...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 Then he would miss the table and break his neck. If the Big Show fell off the top of the building
Guest The Man in Blak Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 Then he'd get up, dust himself off, and go fight the nWo with Ray Traylor. If the Big Bossman was forced to walk without bending his kneecaps...
Guest dreamer420 Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 he would look like something is stuck up his ass. If the Bossman had a nightstick up his ass...
Guest The Man in Blak Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 Then we'd know that the Bossman is friends with "Sgt. Patterson." If Lenny & Lodi met Chuck & Billy in a dark alleyway somewhere...
Guest dreamer420 Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 they would all quickly leave to find a hotel together. If Lenny and Lodi get into a hotel room with Billy & Chuck...
Guest CED Ordonez Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then I'm leaving the hotel and finding another. If the Divas got a room together
Guest dreamer420 Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 there would be some hot lesbian sex. If Jeff Hardy and Mae Young shared a hotel room...
Guest Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 .....then we would end up getting ANOTHER Bastion Booger out of that deal. If Essa Rios, Bull Buchanan and Mark Henry formed an alliance...
Guest dreamer420 Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 it would be called Job Squad 2002. If Edge and Christian get back together...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 Then they would get jobbed to Hall & Nash If the WWF went out of business
Guest The Man in Blak Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 Then Rob Black would suffer a stroke. If all of the McMahon family left on an airplane for Greenland that crashes into the Atlantic Ocean
Guest Tony149 Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 Then most would be happy If Vince got beat up by Steve Austin
Guest The Man in Blak Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 Then Austin's ass...would be FIRED. If Vince got beat up by Hurricane Helms...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then Vince should think twice about who he buys his steroids from If Hurricane Helms really could fly
Guest Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 what do you mean IF? The man CAN fly! Didn't you see is entracne video!? That's all the proof we need! If the Big Show could fly....
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 LOL then he would be a villian who uses his superpowers to destroy the concept of workrate which we value so much If the Big Show were 5'2
Guest The Man in Blak Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 Then they could call him the Flying Circus. *rim shot* If Ric Flair got into a thumb wrestling contest with Ricky Steamboat...
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