If-then statements

[Guest goodhelmet]

then steamboat would win

 

If Flair had an arm-wrestling contest with Dusty Rhodes

[Guest Tony149]

Then Flair would have to cheat to win

 

If Dusty got skinny

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would have booked himself to be the cruiser champion

 

If Lance Storm was from Mexico

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Frito Lay would go out of business

 

If Chyna was still IC champ

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Steph would have booked herself to become the NEW IC champ instead of leaving.

 

If Chyna and Steph were lovers

[Guest Tony149]

Then they both suck

 

If Chyna was head writer

[Guest Some Guy]

Then she and Steph would brign up the ratings

 

If the ratings tank with Hogan

[Guest Tony149]

Then Hogan doesn't look like a draw

 

If The Rock becomes Hogan's bitch

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Hogan will have someone to carry his bags at the airport

 

If the Rock and Hogan had a barbwire cage match

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Hogan would blade alot and Rock would blade a little

 

If Rock ever learned how to blade properly

[Guest Tony149]

Then they would have fake barb-wire so their faces won't get cut

 

If Hogan did any new move

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the marks would proclaim him the second coming of Ric Flair

 

If Ric Flair wrestled like Hulk Hogan

[Guest Tony149]

Then Flair would suck

 

If Kurt Angle becomes the next Ric Flair

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he will become a 17 time world champion

 

If Kurt Angle becomes the next Hogan

[Guest Tony149]

Then he'll get a big ego, refuse to job, get Steve Austin to job to his brother, then make Austin get fired after telling Vince "Austin doesn't have it."

 

If the split bombs

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the WWF might end up where wcw is

 

If the split creates the next wrestling boom

[Guest dreamer420]

what will Vince do to drive the fans away now?

 

If Kevin Nash wanted to be referred to as only "Big Sexy" from now on...

[Guest Tony149]

Then HHH & Steph get all the credit

 

If Jericho got the same treatment HHH gets

[Guest dreamer420]

he'd still be a midcarder.

 

If Jericho had stayed with WCW and came in with the Invasion...

[Guest Tony149]

Then he still ends up looking like a fool

 

If the WWF doesn't screw up the WCW invasion

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then Vince would've made money

 

If Vince pushes Chris jericho to squash everyone in the company

[Guest CED Ordonez]

then that'd be the most unbelievable thing Vince has ever done.

 

If the Ultimate Warrior wrote his own dictionary

[Guest]

it likely wouldn't have to many words. Lose and wrestle would be examples of words NOT found in this book.

 

If the next Wrestlemania would be held in an abadoned South Dakota warehouse.;....

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Then we'd know that Stephanie McMahon's influence on the writing team has effectively killed the WWF.

 

If Hugh Morris officially changed his name to Hugh G. Rection...

[Guest Tony149]

Then watch him get over on a stupid name

 

If the J.O.B. Squad was reformed

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Then watch Al Snow get over on a stupid angle.

 

If Lance Storm and the Bastion Booger played a game of checkers...

 

[Guest Tony149]

Then is draws huge ratings as the charisma is incredible

 

If Booker T became GI Bro

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Then nobody would take Booker T serious ever again (...hey, wait a second)

 

If the Maestro was inexplicably given a WWF Undisputed Title shot...

[Guest Tony149]

Then people would be wondering "How did he get a shot, and why was he hired?"

 

If Ric Flair got a shot at the Undisputed Title

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Then people would be wondering "What the hell is that old man doing in the ring again?"

 

If Triple H held the Undisputed Championship until he becomes 74...