If-then statements

[Guest Tony149]

Then he held the title way too long

 

If Hogan got the title and went off to make movies

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be 1993 again

 

If Hogan was cast in Saving Private Ryan

[Guest Tony149]

Then Hogan would want to play the lead character, but when he doesn't get that role...he uses his "creative control card" to get it. The movie then tanks.

 

If The Rock leaves wrestling for Hollywood

[Guest goodhelmet]

then that's one less decent wrestler on a roster full of crap

 

If Vince was so stupid he didn't understand that he OWNED WCW

[Guest Tony149]

Then he could of made money instead of botching the biggest angle of all-time

 

If Vince didn't have such a big ego

[Guest goodhelmet]

then maybe WCW would be flourishing today

 

If Randy Savage joined the NWO

[Guest Tony149]

Then he gets kicked out because he isn't part of the Klique

 

If the Klique gained more backstage power

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

it be filled with more dead weight

 

If Savage retired when he should have...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would have never joined WCW

 

If Eric Bischoff and Vince McMahon had a match

[Guest Tony149]

Then both guys would kick the shit out of each other, but Vince would win after he injects Bischoff with so much steroids he explodes.

 

If Vince is on the juice

[Guest goodhelmet]

(um... Vince IS on the juice)

 

then is balls are probably shrinking

 

If Mark Henry and Big Show became a tag team

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Then Vince would look exactly like he does now.

 

If Bill Watts came back to book the WWF...

[Guest Tony149]

Then the WWF gets rid of the mats and no more moves from the top rope

 

If top rope moves were banned

 

 

(I know Vince is on the juice. I just tried to write something different)

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Bill Watts would be Vince's newest hire.

 

If Bill Watts and Vince had a match

[Guest Tony149]

Then Watts beats Vince after JR turns on the WWF and reforms the UWF.

 

If Bill Watts reformed the UWF

[Guest goodhelmet]

then I could see the long awaited rematch at Freeman Coliseum between One Man Gang and Ted Dibiase

 

If One Man Gang returned as Akeem

[Guest Tony149]

Then the WWF gets heat from the media. The WWF then sends Akeem on a World-wide tour explaining he's a black man stuck in a white mans body.

 

If this thread ever ended

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Tony and goodhelmet and Some guy would be stuck in the word association thread since the WWF product is so stale at the time being we usually don't venture too deep into the WWF topics like we did prior to Mania

 

If goodhelmet did not create this thread

[Guest Tony149]

Then in the WWF folder there are 1.004 threads on why Kevin Nash is Benoit's bitch.

 

If Jericho gets the push HHH got

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would be 10x as over, the Mania match would have come across much better, and we would have seen more **** matches from the Ayatollah

 

If Benoit and Steamboat jumped Kevin Nash in a back alley

[Guest Tony149]

Then they would break every bone in his body after making Nash say "5 STARS!"

 

If Nash ever had a ***** match

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Bret Hart, Chris Benoit or HBK would have carried him to it

 

If Hall and Nash got drunk on RAW monday night

[Guest Tony149]

Then maybe Vince would fire them.

 

If HHH, Steph, Hall, Nash & X-Pac had a falling out

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the clique would probably be released and the wrestling would improve 10fold

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

where's your if?

[Guest Tony149]

You forgot your if. I'll add my own like.

 

Then the wrestling would be better.

 

If the wrestling was better

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I wouldn't criticize it as much

 

If there weren't any critics around...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then everyone would accept the piece of shit product Vince is throwing around

 

If goodhelmet forgets his if statement

[Guest Tony149]

Then he probably needs some sleep. It's 1:51 a.m.

 

If Vince took a shit on live TV

[Guest goodhelmet]

(yeah, I am one tired son ofa bitch)

 

then Lucy and Vince will be tag team champs within three months and successfully hold the titles for three years

 

If Lucy and Matilda (the British Bulldog) had a pit fight