If-then statements

[Guest Tony149]

Then Matida will go into roid rage (She was injected with roids by Jimmy Hart I think) and kick Lucy's ass.

 

If dogs went into roid rage

[Guest goodhelmet]

then there would be more lawsuits about dogs killing humans

 

If Jimmy Hart took steroids

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would look weird as hell.

 

If "Mean" Gene took steroids

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would bear a striking resemblance to Sgt. Slaughter with Scott Steiner's body

 

If Sgt Slaughter and Scott Steiner had a boot camp match

[Guest Tony149]

Then both guys would get blown up and the match would be stopped.

 

If The Warrior ran for public office

[Guest imajackoff?]

then his hands would be his running mate.

 

If Trish married Spike...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Spike must be well hung

 

If Trish and HHH had an affair

[Guest imajackoff?]

then both would soon be unemployed.

 

if stephanie had an affair with tajiri...

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Then Triple H upgraded.

 

If Vince McMahon didn't have any kids...

[Guest Tony149]

Then Steph buries Trish and makes HHH's life a living hell

 

If HHH & Steph broke up

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would be heavyweight champion by defeating HHH, Stone Cold, the Rock, Jericho, Taker and Angle in a gauntlet match to show his superiority

 

If Tajiri was the heavyweight champion

[Guest imajackoff?]

then shane would bring Muto over for a kick ass feud.

 

If Muto came to the WWF...

[Guest Tony149]

Then HHH must of been hurt.

 

If Nash squashed Tajiri

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be no different than playing lawn darts with Rey Misterio Jr.

 

If Rey Myterio and Tajiri took a hammer to Nash's leg

[Guest CED Ordonez]

then they're idiots. BREAK BOTH LEGS!

 

If Brian Pillman were alive

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would be somewhere between Lance Storm and Raven on the "let's give this guy a push" chart

 

If Raven gets destroyed by Brock Lesnar next week

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

he's back on Metal

 

If Jericho continues fueding with Matt Hardy...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he will be the king of Jakked alongside Perry Saturn

 

If Jericho and Perry Saturn formed a team

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

They would dominate the tag title scene...who am I kidding? They'd be jobbing to Chuckabilly.

 

If HHH stayed with Chyna

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Chyna would still be employed or HHH would be unemployed

 

If Chyna and Jerry Lynn started dating

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

both would still be in the same situation they're in now.

 

If Jerry Lynn was allowed a fued with RVD...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then there would have been more **** matches in the WWF this year

 

If the WWF continues putting on crappy matches and PPVs

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then I will still watch

 

If I still watch...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then you are paying $35 a month for crappy matches

 

If ppv's still cost only $20

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

they'd still do the same business.

 

If PPVs cost $5

[Guest goodhelmet]

then I probably wouldn't be so harsh on the mediocre product

 

If a ***** match is produced in the WWF this year

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then chris benoit or steve austin will be involved

 

If they are not involved...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Kurt Angle or a Japanese import will be involved

 

If the WWF signed Masato Tanaka to a contract

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then he should immidiately be put in a fued with Mike Awesome

 

If Tanaka and Awesome fued

[Guest goodhelmet]

then one of them is going through a table

 

If Lance Storm and the Big Show formed a tag team