Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 They'd be known as the Big Stormy Show or the Big Storm or somthing... If Lance Storm and Mr. Perferct formed a team...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 Then they'd be known as the Perfect Storm yet they would job every week If the WWF pushed wrestlers based on actual talent
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 all would be right with the world If Chris Benoit and Steve had an intense 6 month fued...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then I would be praising the WWF NOT criticizing it. If Steve Austin and Chris Benoit were a tag team
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 Then I'd piss my pants If Austin/Benoit fueded with Angle/Jericho...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then it might rival Steamboat/Flair as the greatest feud ever. If Steamboat/Flair vs. Benoit/Owen would have happened
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 Every ounce of workrate on the entire planet would be centered around this very match and the ***** scale would be completely changed because the of the sheer awesomeness adding an unprecedented 6th *. If a Taker/Giant Gonzales vs. Big Show/Nash fued took place...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then the inverse of the previous tag match would occur and the universe's very existence would be threatened by the amount of suck in the ring If Linda McMahon was sleeping with HHH
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then I would fear for HHH's sanity and Linda's well being as he'd be far too INTENSE for Linda. If Steph's tits weren't so gigantic
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then she wouldn't slouch forward contributing to her bad posture If Stacy keibler gets breast implants
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then she'd be 20 times hotter in my eyes If Dusty rhodes came back to the WWF
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then he would book himself to win the hardcore title, giving imself an excuse to blade. If Dusty Rhodes sat on Kidman
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 Kidman's eyes would pop out and Dutha would use them as plundah for his next squash with Flair If Flair booked...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then he would be the oldest WWF champion ever. If Ric Flair slept with Linda McMahon
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then it'd be a contest as to who had the saggiest tits If Flair was as famous as hogan...
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then justice would exist If Hogan broke his leg tomorrow
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then he'd blame it on Jericho If Jericho is blamed
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then Jericho will have to explain it to Vince Mcmahon If HHH and Steph disappeared tomorrow
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 I'd watch the WWF forever If Vince pushed Mark Henry
Guest Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 I would refuse to watch whatever show he's on. If Crash Holly got a main event push...
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 he'd be a 52 time champion as he'd pull for the 24-7 to be in effect If the Unisputed title meant something...
Guest Tony149 Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 Then it wouldn't be booked in shitty angles. If Vince McMahon said he's leaving the WWF
Guest WWF4Life Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then nobody would believe him If Jerry Lawler married Stacy Kiebler
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then there is one more piece of evidence contributing to the "dumb blonde theory" If the WWF pushed Stacy Keibler like they have Stephanie
Guest WWF4Life Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then Triple H would be sleeping with her If Triple H never left WCW when he was a Blue Blood
Guest Tony149 Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 Then he wins tag titles with Regal If HHH was still a Blue Blood in the WWF
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 29, 2002 Report Posted March 29, 2002 then he would still be doing that stupid ass bow If Mick Foley came out of retirement
Guest Tony149 Posted March 30, 2002 Report Posted March 30, 2002 Then he would come back as Mankind and lose every match. Vince is heard in the background saying "Don't ever think my company has bad direction. If Austin isn't careful...he's next!" If Vince McMahon was looking at this thread
Guest goodhelmet Posted March 30, 2002 Report Posted March 30, 2002 then he'd realize what people think about him and his stupid daughter If Shane O Mac starts wrestling again
Guest Tony149 Posted March 30, 2002 Report Posted March 30, 2002 Then he'll bring back his little dance. Although rumors would be running that the WWF will bring him back in a gimmick similar to Akeem's. If Booker T married Whoopi Goldberg (Sp?)
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