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Guest Big McLargeHuge
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They'd be known as the Big Stormy Show or the Big Storm or somthing...

 

If Lance Storm and Mr. Perferct formed a team...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

Then they'd be known as the Perfect Storm yet they would job every week

 

If the WWF pushed wrestlers based on actual talent

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

all would be right with the world

 

If Chris Benoit and Steve had an intense 6 month fued...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then I would be praising the WWF NOT criticizing it.

 

If Steve Austin and Chris Benoit were a tag team

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Then I'd piss my pants

 

If Austin/Benoit fueded with Angle/Jericho...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then it might rival Steamboat/Flair as the greatest feud ever.

 

If Steamboat/Flair vs. Benoit/Owen would have happened

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Every ounce of workrate on the entire planet would be centered around this very match and the ***** scale would be completely changed because the of the sheer awesomeness adding an unprecedented 6th *.

 

If a Taker/Giant Gonzales vs. Big Show/Nash fued took place...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then the inverse of the previous tag match would occur and the universe's very existence would be threatened by the amount of suck in the ring

 

If Linda McMahon was sleeping with HHH

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then I would fear for HHH's sanity and Linda's well being as he'd be far too INTENSE for Linda.

 

If Steph's tits weren't so gigantic

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then she wouldn't slouch forward contributing to her bad posture

 

If Stacy keibler gets breast implants

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then she'd be 20 times hotter in my eyes

 

If Dusty rhodes came back to the WWF

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he would book himself to win the hardcore title, giving imself an excuse to blade.

 

If Dusty Rhodes sat on Kidman

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Kidman's eyes would pop out and Dutha would use them as plundah for his next squash with Flair

 

If Flair booked...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he would be the oldest WWF champion ever.

 

If Ric Flair slept with Linda McMahon

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then it'd be a contest as to who had the saggiest tits

 

If Flair was as famous as hogan...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then justice would exist

 

If Hogan broke his leg tomorrow

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then he'd blame it on Jericho

 

If Jericho is blamed

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then Jericho will have to explain it to Vince Mcmahon

 

If HHH and Steph disappeared tomorrow

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

I'd watch the WWF forever

 

If Vince pushed Mark Henry

Posted

I would refuse to watch whatever show he's on.

 

If Crash Holly got a main event push...

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

he'd be a 52 time champion as he'd pull for the 24-7 to be in effect

 

If the Unisputed title meant something...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then it wouldn't be booked in shitty angles.

 

If Vince McMahon said he's leaving the WWF

Guest WWF4Life
Posted

then nobody would believe him

 

If Jerry Lawler married Stacy Kiebler

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then there is one more piece of evidence contributing to the "dumb blonde theory"

 

If the WWF pushed Stacy Keibler like they have Stephanie

Guest WWF4Life
Posted

then Triple H would be sleeping with her

 

If Triple H never left WCW when he was a Blue Blood

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he wins tag titles with Regal

 

If HHH was still a Blue Blood in the WWF

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he would still be doing that stupid ass bow

 

If Mick Foley came out of retirement

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he would come back as Mankind and lose every match. Vince is heard in the background saying "Don't ever think my company has bad direction. If Austin isn't careful...he's next!"

 

If Vince McMahon was looking at this thread

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he'd realize what people think about him and his stupid daughter

 

If Shane O Mac starts wrestling again

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he'll bring back his little dance. Although rumors would be running that the WWF will bring him back in a gimmick similar to Akeem's.

 

If Booker T married Whoopi Goldberg (Sp?)

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